Leo walked around camp, bored, wondering how he, Leo Valdez could ever be bored. Yet, there he was. Then he had the sudden urge to sumo-wrestle someone. So he ran up to the Zeus cabin and walked about in front of it, hoping to tackle Jason once he came out. Then he realized that he couldn't possibly tackle anyone- he was too scrawny. He had to learn how to be big and hefty like a real sumo wrestler!
He walked up to the Ares cabin and knocked on the door. Clarisse La Rue answered the door. She looked heavy, angry, hefty and fat, as usual. Perfect!
"Oh Clarisse!" Leo cried. "Exactly the person I was looking for!" he opened his arms for a friendly hug.
Clarisse, completely ignoring Leo's excited tone and open arms went, "Waddya want, PUNK?"
Leo, now ignoring the un-enthusiasm said, "Can you teach me how to be fat!?"
La Rue's face turned red, "Excuse me?"
"Yeah!" Leo said. "Fat like a sumo-wrestler!"
"Oh!" Clarisse said, as if she understood exactly what he wanted. "Sure I can! But look here, you don't have to be fat to sumo wrestle! All you need is the technique!"
Leo looked really excited now.
"For example," Clarisse continued. "You don't have to be fat to punch someone in the face and knock them out!"
She then raised her fist to Leo's face and he blacked out.
Sometime later, Jason walked into the public toilets of Camp half Blood only to find Leo with his head in one of the toilets.
"Leo," he sighed. "What did you do now?"