Insanity

A/N: Hey guys! Since school started I won't be able to update often, but I'll do my best! Also, I'm thinking of doing an X-Men/Avengers crossover and I need to know if Maya and Luna should be in it. Tell me what you think!

Maya's POV

God…I'm going to KILL Luna. I don't care if she's my best friend or not. Even if it means my boyfriend arresting me, I'm going to MURDER her.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering why. Well let me tell you this absolutely FABULOUS story of what Luna did.

3 days ago

"Maya! Maya! Maya! Maya! Ma-"

"What?" I screamed staring up at my blue-haired best friend, who was jumping on my bed.

"Guess whaaaaaat!"

"What!"

"I don't know. I was hoping you would have something exciting to share with me." Luna replied looking down on me with puppy dog eyes.

"Well good thing you came in here, because I have some great news!"

"Yeah…"

"GET OUT OF MY FREAKIN ROOM!"

"Wow…Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

"Yeah, actually I did."

"Ok, well bye!" And at that she ran out of my room knowing not to push me any farther.

I pushed myself out of bed and went to the bathroom. I was going to take a nice long shower, but then I heard screaming coming from the living room.

I quickly put my hair up in a sloppy bun, splashed water on my face, grabbed my sword, and ran into the living room to see what the matter was.

When I walked in I couldn't believe my eyes.

Loki was standing on top of the coffee table with a gas mask on, and everyone was on the floor knocked out by some invisible gas.

"LOKI!" I screamed, while checking the Doctor's pulse, "WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO?"

"Well technically I didn't do anything on Earth so-"

"Loki, answer my question NOW."

"Well, I was somehow transported to this weird place and this lady with blue hair and red eyes, gave me this gas and she said to use this gas on everyone. So I did."

"Wait, was it Luna?"

"Actually, yeah it was." Then Luna appeared beside Loki with a huge grin on her face.

"Yeah! It worked! Good job Loki." The crazy girl said and kissed the god on the cheek.

"Luna." I said trying not to freak out. "What did you do?"

"Well-"Then the Doctor's eyes flew open and started laughing hysterically.

"I saw it! Th-The grenade! It bl-blew up! I was soooooo pretty." He said his eyes rolling around in his head.

"Doctor! Are you okay? Can you hear me?'' I said frantically searching for my phone, so I could call Fury.

"Yes, green girl, you are really big!" he said, and started laughing again.

"Don't worry. He's fine. I just dosed them all with insanity gas! They'll all be ok!" Luna exclaimed, not looking worried at all.

"Insanity gas? Luna ARE YOU CRAZY!?"

"Not as crazy as they are about to be." And everyone suddenly woke up.

1 day later

"No Rose! Stop eating batteries! And Doctor there are no Daleks here!" I was soooo tired. All day and night yesterday, everyone was acting well like um- I don't even think there is a word on Earth to describe how freakin insane they were! And they still freakin are!

Then Tasha burst into the room on a horse. A god damn horse!

"Tasha! No!" I yelled as the horse galloped around the already destroyed room. I ran toward the horse, threw Tasha off it, and somehow managed to get it out of Stark tower.

I looked over and there was Luna with a bowl of popcorn, laughing her head off.

"Luna! Can you at least try and help?" I yell at the blue-haired girl.

"Nope. But the police will be here any sec-"there was suddenly a pounding on the door.

"NYPD! Open up, Maya!" I heard my wonderful, life saving boyfriend yell.

I threw open the door, making sure no one was going to charge out of it.

"Thank God you're here! They've all gone mad!" I said pointing toward the mess of the room.

The Doctor and Clara were swinging on the chandelier, Bruce was constantly changing from Hulk to himself, then back to the Hulk and so on.

Clint, Steve, and Tasha were throwing knives at the TV and- wait is Stark naked? Oh no.

"Yeah, I can see that. Um… why don't we go to my house and play poker?" said Castle obviously concerned for his life.

"Sorry, but no! I can't just leave them here!" I exclaimed looking at River who was painted gray, had a helmet on, and was hiding in a box whispering something about how the fezzes were coming back to get her.

I saw the frightened cops look around in a shock silence until Ryan said:

"Yeah, better not do that. How about I go grab a few tazers and we knock them out?" he said hoping I would like the idea.

"Actually that's a good idea!" I screamed over the sound of Thor singing the "My Little Pony" theme song.

"Alright, I'll go grab some, you guys help Maya control them while I'm gone." Replied my amazing boyfriend and he ran out to go get the tazers.

We stepped inside and suddenly the door slammed closed and the 11th doctor stood in front of it protectively.

"No one goes in or out. I have orders from The Time Lady!" he suddenly screamed and started jumping up and down.

"But how will the fish fingers and custard come?" I asked hoping I could trick him into letting us open the door.

"Fish finger and custard?"

"Yeah. I have a delivery coming and I can't get it if you don't open the door."

"O-Ok." He said, stepping away just as it flung open and Kevin came in holding 5 tazers ready for us to use.

I looked at New York's finest and came up with a plan.

"Alright, now what do all insane people love? Huh? Anyone? Blood and guts, mostly zombies."

"Ok, so how is that going to help us?" Esposito asked as John ran by us yelling in some language I don't know.

"JARVIS." I said hoping he could help us with are problem.

"Yes Maya?" he asked

"Pull down the TV and put on The Walking Dead." He did as I said and our plan was about to kick into action.

1 hour later

"Oh Carl, Where are you?!" Amy yelled at the TV, clearly concerned for the boy.

Currently all the Whovengers were glued to the TV (except Loki), waiting to see what was going to happen next.

"Alright a guy here's the plan." I whispered to the 4 cops next to me.

"We are going to sneak up behind them and tazer ALL of them which will hopefully knock em' to their senses, K?"

They all nodded and we kicked our plan into action.

I snuck up behind Stark. Man I've wanted to do this for sooooo long I thought to myself as I saw he started shaking as I tazered him.

After, we got everyone we all relaxed. Gosh, I thought me and Luna were bad, but damn.

"Hey Ye Old Haunt is right around the corner, want to go gets some drinks?" castle asked hoping that I would say yes so he can escape from this hell.

"As much as I would love to go down some alcohol. I have to make sure that they won't wake up anytime soon." Then I sighed, eyeing Tasha and stark who were stirring.

"Oh, ok well-"Castle was cut off by a sigh.

"Why don't you guys just go? I'll stay here."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Here I'll walk you guys out." The girl stood up and walked her friends to the door.

"You know, I can stay if you want me too." Asked Kevin looking at me with pity in his blue eyes.

"No, you go have fun I'll be fine, really." I said trying to convince him to go.

He just looked at me for a second and then finally said

"Alright, but call me if you need ANYTHING."

"K." I quickly pecked him on the lips and they went off to the pub.

"When is dinner going to be ready mommy?" I suddenly heard someone say behind me.

I whipped around and say John looking at me with his big brown eyes.

"Umm, it'll be ready in 10 minutes I said, watching him as he went to go sit by the TARDIS.

I went into the kitchen and searched the cupboards for something I could quickly whip up. I finally found some frozen pizzas in the freezer and through them in the oven.

When I came back into the living room 11 and Amy were awake and- OMG! THERE ABOUT TO JUMP OFF FREAKIN' STARK TOWER!

I ran over to them and quickly grabbed Amy and pulled her away from the window. When I turned to grab 11 he was gone. I was afraid to look down, but I knew he jumped.

I blinked back tears and sat down looking at the floor. He was gone. The Doctor. River. Poor River. I looked over at her peaceful sleeping form.

I finally stood up and wiped my tears away. Then I slowly trudged toward Amy and John who were now playing with Clint's bow.

"Hey guys." I said trying to hide the tazer behind my back.

They suddenly shot it at the Sexy and the world went back. In time.

I was suddenly running towards Amy and The doctor again. I stopped and realized we just went back in time. I ran even faster and grabbed BOTH of them and pulled them back to safety.

I hugged the doctor as tight as I could and then yelled at them

"DON'T EVER THINK ABOUT JUMPING OFF OF THE TOWER AGAIN UNDERSTAND ME?"

"But, Maya. There was a magical British talking unicorn down there waiting for us with its ladder." 11 complained as his stuck his bottom lip out.

"Well that's sucks." Then I grabbed my tazer and made them fall back asleep. I found John and did the same.

Suddenly, I smelt smoke coming from the- PIZZA! I ran towards the kitchen to see it was on fire. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and sat down on the floor with my back to the wall and started crying.

It was just too much, them running around, 11 dying, the fire, EVERYTHING! God, I'm going to kill Luna.

They all were going to be in soooo much trouble when they get back to their senses. I saw a bowtie on the ground next to me and picked it up. It was slightly burnt, but still wearable.

I walked into the living room where they were all sleeping and placed the bowtie by 11, knowing he would want it when he woke up.

I went and sat on the ruined couch. I closed my eyes, just for a second, and then ended up falling into a deep sleep.

9 Hours Later

I opened my eyes and stretched my arms. Then I realized something, I was in my room.

I shot up and ran to the living room to find it spotless. The couch was fixed, there was no sign of the fire in the kitchen, and there was a brand new TV sitting in the middle.

"Hi Maya!" said a familiar voice.

I whipped around to see Bruce it ripped shorts standing behind me.

"Are you-"I started to say reaching my hand for the tazer strapped on my waist.

"Yep. Completely Sane. I promise." I relaxed and smiled, relieved it was all over.

Then I looked around and saw no one else was here,

"Where are the others?"

"Well, Rose, 11, Clint, and Tasha are sleeping in their rooms. Tony, 10, Martha, Rory, and Amy are trying to clean things up. And the rest went shopping for stuff they destroyed."

"And, um where's Luna?" I questioned rage slowly seeping into my voice.

"When she we were sane again, her and Loki took off somewhere."

"God, when I find them I swear I will-"Suddenly everything started to turn fuzzy and I saw Bruce yelling a name…

Luna.

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Bai guys!