"HEY GIRLS!" Amy yelled as she stepped into the living room where everyone was seated, "I need to talk to you!" she said excitedly.
"Okay, let's tal-" Tony began to say, but he was quickly cut off by the time-traveling ginger.
"Tony, I said girls. Not guys, sorry!" she told him as all off the women got up from where they had been seated and followed Amy out of the room and into an empty room.
"What's this about Mum?" River asked.
She smirked,
"I've been thinking, and I've decided that we should all have a sleepover! Wouldn't that be fun?"
Natasha raised an eyebrow,
"A sleepover? I don't really do sleepovers, you know that, right?"
"Oh, come on Tasha!" laughed Maya, "Wouldn't it be fun to just, I don't know, act like an average civilian for once when it's not one of your missions? Have you even had a sleepover before?" she asked.
The assassin sighed,
"No…"
"Well it's settled then!" said Amy, "We're having a sleepover!" she suddenly paused, "Um… so… where should we have it?"
"How about my room?" asked Maya, "It has enough room for all of us!"
Amy nodded,
"Alright then! Everyone go to Maya's room at eight! Bring sleepover stuff! Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!" she squealed.
She was met by a chorus of "'kay 'kays!" "Alright," and "Sure!"s.
But what they didn't know, was that Tony had been using JARVIS to listen in on their conversation, and he quickly ran to tell all of the guys.
"Dudes!" he yelled giddily.
"Yes?" Steve asked.
"It's the girls! They… They're having a SLEEPOVER!" he yelled.
Clint shrugged as he began to go back to polishing his arrows,
"So? Girls have sleepovers all the time."
The Iron Man face-palmed,
"Oh my god, do you even know anything about woman? Sleepovers mean talking, talking leads to pillow fights, pillow fights lead to talking again, talking lead to more talking, and talking leads to secrets! Secrets that they don't want us to know! Which means that we need to listen in on their conversations using JARVIS or we will all die! You don't know how psycho girls get when they team up together-"
"Dude," Clint said, "We live with a bunch of time-travelers, assassins, and an insane girl. Things are always going to be crazy around here."
Tony raised an eyebrow,
"So you don't want to know all their secrets?"
"Of course I do. So, like you said, lets use JARVIS to spy on them," the archer said as he placed his last (and now very shiny) arrow into his quiver.
Steve shook his head,
"No, we shouldn't do this, we are going into their private business, and it's unmoral and-"
"No one cares!" said Jack as he sat up and followed Tony into the large room that had all of the security screens on it so that they could wait for the girls to spill all of their boys-should-not-know secrets…
"OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!"
Amy and Maya looked up from where they were setting down their blankets and pillows, and Maya quickly rushed over to the door.
She opened it, to find Luna holding up an unbalanced pile consisting of five large blankest, a white and black polka-dotted pillow, a white and brown wolf toy, and a popcorn machine.
Luna dropped all of the items out of her arms, sending them to the ground with a thud so that she could hug Amy and Maya,
"Holy crud, thank you so much! Once again, you are my savior!" she said as she wrapped her arms around the two.
Amy smiled,
"No problem! Thanks for the popcorn machine and extra blankets!"
Luna looked at her with confusion,
"What extra blankets?" she asked, picking up the ones that she'd brought and hugging them close to her.
"Luna is kind of totally obsessed with blankets and fluffy things, but not as much as sparkly stuff. You don't want to know what happens when someone gets between her and sparkly things, it's not pretty. Actually it is because there are sparkles everywhere. They form this giant cloud so that you can't see the body," Maya explained to her fellow ginger as she plugged in the popcorn machine to an outlet in her wall.
There was suddenly a knock on the door, and Amy opened it to find the rest of the girls there. She smiled,
"Let's get this part started, shall we?"
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
"So, how does this work?" Steve asked unsurely as he observed the room that he and all of the Whovenger men would be staying in for the night.
On one of the room's walls was covered in flat screen TVs which had different view from the cameras that had been placed in areas in Maya's room. The other three walls had long and large comfy couches on them, covered in pillows and blankets.
"It's simple," Stark said, "The girls spill out their secrets, and we listen in on them. They'll never know that we're here," he smirked.
Steve sighed,
"Fine, but I still feel guilty!"
^*^*^With the Girls^*^*^
"So… what now?" Natasha asked, completely dumbfounded as she sat awkwardly in her black tank top and PJ shorts.
Martha shrugged,
"I don't know. How about truth or truth? I don't really feel like truth or dare right now," she said as she ate some kettle corn out of a VERY large metal bowl that Rose had brought with her for popcorn, as she had seen Luna with the popcorn machine earlier that day.
"Sounds good to me!" Donna said, "River, truth or truth?"
"Truth."
"Have you ever straightened your hair?"
River shook her head, running a hand through her curly locks,
"No, and I don't plan to! Clara, truth or truth?"
"Truth!" the girl responded.
"Do you like anyone?"
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
"This is what I'm talking about!" Tony grinned as he leaned closer to the glowing screens.
^*^*^With the Girls^*^*^
"Well…" Clara blushed, "I-I do!"
"Who?!" everyone asked, leaning in closer to the nervouse brunette, who shook her head.
"No! You only asked if I liked anyone, not who!" the girls (and guys) groaned unhappily.
Clara looked around for someone to choose, and her eyes settled on Martha,
"Truth or truth Martha?"
"How about truth?"
"What was your most favorite adventure that you went on with the doctor?"
Martha tapped her chin,
"That's a hard one, but I'd have to say…the one where we met Shakespeare!"
"You met Shakespeare?" Natasha asked.
Martha smiled,
"We sure did! Now,Luna Truth or Truth?"
All of a sudden, she began to hyperventalate,
"I-I don't know! Holy crud what do I do? If I choose truth, I'll have to answer truthfully, but if I choose truth then I won't know what would have happened if I chose truth! SOMEONE KILL ME THE PRESSURE'S TO MUCH!" she screamed in fear, but was silenced by Maya shoving a handful of kettle-corn into her mouth,
"Luna. They're the same. Just choose truth, alright?"
The blue girl's eyes widened,
"Oh my Gods, your right! I choose truth!"
"Okay," said Martha, "Who was the last guy you kissed?"
"Loki."
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
"WHAT THE SHITTIN' HELL?!" Tony screamed at the screen before turning to the black-haired god with a 'WTF' look.
"Wow," said Jack, "You made out with the crazy chicka?"
"YES MY PLAN HAS WORKED!" Thor suddenly yelled with happiness, holding up Sir Fluffersberg to the ceiling, reminding most of the people in the room of that one scene from the Lion King, before thinking about what he had said, and saying nervously, "I-I mean, brother! You have kissed the Lady Luna? Are you courting her now?"
Mickey smirked,
"You got a girlfriend!" he laughed at Loki, who responded to all of this by saying,
"I did not kiss her, she kissed me, and-"
"Well did ya kiss back?" Clint questioned.
"No, I didn't have time. She went swimming-"
"So you wanted to kiss her back!" Jack said.
Loki rolled his eyes,
"Does it really matter that mu-"
"YES!" everyone shouted at him, but he didn't have time to answer back before they realized that the girls were playing their game again…
^*^*^With the Girls, After Luna Said Loki^*^*^
"OH MY GOD WHY THE F'N HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" Maya questioned with anger.
"Who cares!" said Sexy, "Was he a good kisser or what?"
Luna shrugged,
"I don't know! He didn't have time to kiss me back-"
"What do you mean?" questioned Amy, hugging her stuffed golden retriever that was dressed as a Roman soldier closer to her chest, dying to know what the F*** was going on.
Luna rolled her eyes,
"I went swimming, duh!"
Maya face-palmed,
"Luna, you're supposed to let him kiss you back! Not. Go. SWIMMING!"
"Whatever," Luna said with a bored shrug, "Natasha, truth or truth?"
"Truth," the red-head almost robotically responded.
"Do you like Clint?"
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
Everyone looked at Hawkeye, grinning as Thor said,
"This shall be interesting, Eye of the Hawk."
The agent shrugged,
"Whatever she says wont effect me."
He was lying. He really did like Natasha. She was smart and strong and beautiful, and perfectly amazing from his point of view.
^*^*^With the Girls^*^*^
"No comment," Natasha responded in a monotone voice.
Everyone began to complain.
"Not fair!" Donna moaned.
"Please please please tell us!" Luna begged.
"It doesn't matter," Maya said, and everyone looked at her with a 'whaaaaat? You cray cray!' face before the ginger told them, "It doesn't matter, 'cause we all know she does!"
Natasha rolled her eyes while Luna squealed,
"You love him sooooooo much!"
"But seriously," Martha said, "You two should totally get together, you'd be great!"
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
Bruce nodded to Clint,
"You guys really would."
The blonde man shrugged as he leaned back on the sofa,
"Whatever," but inside, he was practically going insane (but not Luna insane) over wanting to know if Tasha liked him or not.
^*^*^With the Girls^*^*^
"Whatever. Maya truth or truth?" Tasha said staring at the other ginger trying to hid a smirk forming on her porcelain face.
The girl replied with a look of extreme concentration and anger in her eyes "Man Tash, such a hard question. I choose, um, TRUTH!"
"Have you and Kevin… If so you have to give us EXTREME detail"
"Well…" the girl started her pale face turning a bright shade of red.
^*^*^With the Guys^*^*^
Clint's face became red with sudden anger.
"I am going to kill him. I don't care what she says, NO ONE TOUCHES MY LITTLE SISTER!" He suddenly threw the table over spilling all their beverages everywhere.
^*^*^With the Girls^*^*^
Just as Maya was about to answer they heard a loud crash come from Tony's room.
"Ice cream." She said which was the code word for 'the boys are watching'.
They girls got up acting as normal as possible so the boys wouldn't figure out their plan.
When they reached Tony's room Tasha slowly opened the door to see the guys crowded around of giant flat screens showing Maya's room.
"Wow, nice set up. I'm impressed." Said Maya fury icing her voice.
The boys quickly turned around to see all the girls standing in the room giving the scariest death glares they've ever seen. Then Tasha stepped to the front of the angry mob of girls and said two words that would change their lives forever.
"Get them."
The girls rushed at the boys screaming un-human war cries, Luna's sounding much like that of some exotic cat's, striking fear into the guys's hearts.
Armed with pillows that the girl's had brought from Maya's room, the began a giant, furious, violent pillow fight.
Martha lunged at her husband, smacking him in the gut with her pillow, making him let out an OOF! As he fell to the floor.
Before any of the girls could get closer, the guys ran over to the couches, grabbing pillows off of them.
Maya and Tasha had teamed up on Clint, and he let out a whimper of fear as he faced the two red-heads,
"Tash, Maya, come on! I-it was Tony's idea-"
"And you didn't tell us!" Maya screeched at her brother, hitting him over the head with her big fluffy purple pillow, with Natasha quickly joining her.
Meanwhile, Luna was letting out a strange battle cry, which sounded much like that of an angry crow in need of a good meal.
The blue-head smacked Loki in the face with her pillow, and cackled happily when he saw that his face was turning red, as she may have put a brick or two in her pillow.
Watching all of this was Sir Fluffersberg, who had moved to be perfectly balanced on the ceiling fan (no one knew how he did this, not even the rabbit himself).
Only a few minutes later, the boys where handcuffed to their own individual chair with blindfolds over their eyes so they could not see what was going on, but they could hear the clinking of metal, dark laughs, and Luna's maniacal giggle every once in a while.
"Okay boys, we're ready!" Natasha said to them, and their blindfolds were ripped from their eyes so that they could see they were still in the security room, but the girls had brought in three long metal tables covered in a few packs of markers, and different surgical instruments, including A LOT of scalpels.
The boys looked around in fear, and Steve opened his mouth to scream, but he was interrupted by Luna,
"I can't believe you guys convinced me to do this!" she said angrily.
Currently, the tan-skinned girl was buckling up black leather knee-high steel-toed boots with matching buckles.
"Uuuum… whatcha doin'?" Rory asked nervously.
"TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!" Amy yelled at her husband, slamming her hand against the wall that the Roman's chair was backed up against.
"I-" the Pond man started, but he was cut off by Jack saying,
"Don't squeal man! What are they gonna do?"
"Let us explain a few things to you…" Rose said, putting her hands on her hips as Maya stepped forward.
"Here's how this is gonna work. You tell us what we want to know, and we won't make this the worst night of your life."
Tony rolled his eyes,
"This is so stupi-"
"Let's see who's here!" Maya said, stopping the Iron Man's sentence, "There's me and Tasha, two expert assassins for a top-secret government agency, Clara who is also called the Impossible girl, a time-machine-turned human, Rose the Bad Wolf, the Girl Who Waited, her half-timelord daughter, an agent of UNIT, and an insane bi-polar girl with a taste for extreme gore and rainbows. And we're all VERY mad at you f'n man-whores!"
Steve looked confused,
"Man…whore?"
"We'll ask you one last time," Martha said, "What. Do. You. Know?"
"Whatever you do, don't tell them!" Tony said to the men.
"Fine!" River spoke, and she turned to the table that had the make up on it, and uncapped a Barbie-Pink lipstick, "I wonder what people would say if the turned on their Facebook to see pictures of Tony Stark after a makeover, maybe with a couple of teeth removed…"
Tony gulped,
"Whatever, not like it hasn't happened before!"
"Yeah," Natasha said, "We kind of got that. So, we aren't going to start with you," she turned to Bruce, "What do you know?"
He looked to Tony, who shook his head.
"I'm not going to say anything," the scientist replied.
"Luna! Caterpillar!" Maya barked, and Luna then laughed as picked up a green marker, and Amy walked over to Bruce and held his head in place while Luna proceeded to draw caterpillars all over the man's face.
Suddenly Bruce became a weird shade of green.
"Don't draw on ME!" he yelled becoming greener every second.
"Quick! Put him in the panic room!" Maya yelled as they carried Brucie away leaving the boys with Luna.
"Hehehehe. Torture is soooooo much fun!" With that the door slammed shut and the boys began to panic.
"Now Luna, we don't-" Clint began
"DON"T LIE TO ME BITCHES!"
Clint shut up as she grabbed the scalpel from the table and pointed it threateningly at him.
"Okay okay!" he yelled, "U-um, we know that-"
"DO NOT SPEAK!" Jack shouted at the hawk.
The girls came back into the room, and River and Amy held up two bags of lipstick and eye shadow,
"Makeover time!" they squealed in sync as Jack's face became startling pale.
Ten minutes later, Jack resembled a deranged version of Paris Hilton and One Direction if they had and Emo Justin Bieber.
"WHY?! I'm going to KILL you!" Jack tried to get out restraints, but failing miserably.
"Now, boys, I'm not going to ask again. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?" Maya yelled reaching behind her for the razor.
"Ok, ok! We'll tell you what we know after…" The Doctor began.
"JARVIS! Bring me my suit!" Tony yelled and the tower started to shake slightly as his suit was being launched towards his room.
Maya got out her sword and when the suit came in, whipped her blade around and they suit was suddenly in pieces.
"MY SUIT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Tony with horror and sorrow racking his voice.
Maya just glared at the boys and they started talking,
"We know want to know everything!"
"Please don't kill me!"
"MY FUCKIN SUIT! WHY?!"
"I LOVED my face!"
"Someone save us!"
The girls exchanged glances and then shrugged their shoulders.
"Ok. You guys can go now. There is a button on your chair, right by your hands that will release you." Natasha said with a slight smirk on her face.
"WHAT?" The boys yelled in perfect unison.
Suddenly the girls ran out into their room as they boy's began to free themselves.
They closed and locked the door just as the boys began to pound on it.
"We're going to KILL YOU!" yelled Jack scrubbing his face as hard as possible, trying to get the makeup off but to no avail.
Clint pushed everyone out of the way and stood in front of the door.
"Get back." The boys did as he asked and he kicked down his little sis's door, only to find no one was in the room.
"What the Hell?" Loki said, just as confused as everyone else.
^*^*^ Maya's room 5 minutes earlier^*^*^
"Alright! Activate the escape plan!" yelled River, and Sexy suddenly turned back into the TARDIS.
"Quick! Everyone in!" Amy cried and everyone hopped in. River turned off the brakes and the girls disappeared just as the boys rushed into the room.
When the TARDIS landed a hologram of Sexy appeared in front of us and started to speak.
"Now I packed all bags with your swimsuits in them. They are located in your rooms, you should go change."
"Where are we?" Asked Clara curiously.
"Why, The Bahamas of course!" All the girls cheered and high-fived each other.
^*^*^*^* Back At Stark Tower ^*^*^*^
"Yo, Brucie can you get me another beer?" Tony asked after already having 3.
"Yeah" Bruce stumbled over the passed out Rory to get to the cooler.
"We going to kill the girls right?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, we are," Replied The Doctor before passing out.
Yet another terrible day.
"Yet another wonderful day!" Martha said as she and Rose clinked their martinis together.
All of the girls were having a great day, playing on the beach, expensive drinks in their hands, wading in the water, and then something popped into Rose's head,
"Hey Martha?"
"Yeah?"
"Um…where's Luna?"
"Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep-just keep- just keep swimming!" Luna bubbled as she hung on the fin of a 20 foot long great white shark, at least 30 or 40 hammer heads diving around them with a school of dolphins twirling through the water around them, several large turtles cruising around with them and of course the occasional octopus, all species completely relaxed around each other despite the fact that many of them would be fighting or eating each other.
But for some reason the sea creatures felt relaxed, happy and care-free when the were in her presence, and they were also quite glad when she said that she had eleven men that needed disposing of. In other words, she was going to kidnap the Whovenger men and sacrifice them to the sharks.
DemonicAngel38: YAY! Bahamas! I've always wanted to go there! Right now I'm playing Just Dance 4 and I realized the guy for superstition looks like the ginger Doctor! YAY!
LunaWolfAngel: Woohoo we're finished yay! As you know, check out our Polyvore accounts if you want to see what Maya and Luna were wearing for the sleepover.
And now some answers for our reviewers…
Wings Of Sanguine: 1. The 10th and 11th Doctors are in this story, but the Whovengers call 10 John Smith sometimes so that nobody gets to confused. I don't exactly know where the 10th Doctor's clone is, He probably fell into a black hole or something…
2. Actually, this entire fanfic was just going to be a bunch of unrelated one-shots, but DM38 and I have been plotting so this is going to turn into a big, complicated paradox-filled STORY! Woohoo!
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