Tony POV

I opened my eyes to terribly bright light and a hangover of epic proportions.

"Ugh… what happened?" I mumbled to myself, and then I smiled, "Best. Halloween. EVER!"

^*^*^ Two Days Earlier ^*^*^

Maya POV

"Hey girls- LUNA WHAT DID YOU DO?!" I started to ask my friends but I stopped when I saw that all of them (except for Luna) were frozen in fear and- wait… was Natasha crying?!

"I just told them a story about my childhood! It's not that bad!" Luna tried to convince me.

I sighed, now I had to snap everyone out of their traumatized states, and I knew just the thing!

"Okay, here's the plan…"

No POV

All the guys were sitting in the living room, relaxing. But the silence was soon broken by the television exploding due to a burst of energy that had been shot from…

"PEPPER!" Tony shouted when he saw his girlfriend, "WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY SUIT?!" he screamed at her.

The ginger laughed,

"It's Halloween!"

Thor looked at them, quite confused,

"What is this 'Halloween' that you speak of?"

"It's when you dress up in costumes, or in this case, mah bro's suit!" Maya yelled happily as she stepped out so that everyone could see her in Clint's Hawkeye clothes, along with his bow in her hand.

The elder Barton's eyes flashed with fear,

"Maya! What the hell?! Put down my baby!" he screamed at her.

She tapped her chin,

"Um… how about no?"

"I swear, I will freakin-"

"I AM LOKI! KNEEL BIATCHES!"

Everyone looked up in surprise to see Luna in Loki's battle armor, along with his scepter.

"Luna! Remove my clothing right now!" the god yelled at her in anger, "And I don't talk like that!"

"NO! I AM BURNED WITH A GLORIOUS PORPOISE!" she laughed maniacally.

"It's 'Burdened with a glorious purpose'!" Loki growled, eye twitching slightly in anger.

Then, all the rest of the girls arrived.

Natasha was in Steve's suit, Amy had on Rory's Roman battle armor, River was in one of the Doctor's tweed jackets, a bowtie, and quite surprisingly a fez, Martha had on Mickey's UNIT uniform, Rose was in one of John Smith's tuxedos, Jane was in Thor's Battle armor (which we had to shrink so it would fit her), and Clara was well a Dalek.

All of a sudden, Sexy appeared, dressed in a black tuxedo with a bright blood red bow tie, black dress shoes, and she had her wild, curly hair pulled back into a tight bun.

And then, Luna's eyes lit up with joy, and she ran up to the time machine-turned-human,

"DADDY!" she squealed happily as she hugged the woman.

"Um, Luna," Maya said, "That's Sexy. Not the Slenderman."

Her friend's face fell,

"Oh. Sorry, it's hard to tell people apart sometimes.

"Wait, are you saying that the Slenderman's your dad?" Tony asked in curiously.

Maya turned a shade paler,

"What? No! You see, um, when Luna and I were kids we-um-pretended that we had… different dads! She chose the Slenderman and I chose… um… Ron Weasly!" she said nervously.

Clint face-palmed,

"Oh god, I have no freaking idea how I can be related to her- OW!" he yelled as Natasha through Steve's shield at him, "That hurt you know!"

Natasha rolled her eyes,

"Shut up, you wuss." Clint automatically shut his mouth, knowing not to mess with the assassin.

"Wow you guys are soooo stupid." Maya suddenly said out of nowhere.

Tony's eyes lit up in anger.

"HEY! I'm the genius here!"

"Yeah, well how did you forget Halloween then?" Maya questioned the "genius".

"Well, I, um-"

"We did remember, we just haven't put on our costumes yet." Said Rory looking nervously at us.

"Ok, well, go put on your costumes then." Said Tasha, her hands on her hips.

The boys got up and rushed to the lab to try and come up with costume ideas.

Tony suddenly ran to the wall and opened a secret door which led to a GIANT closet.

"Alright everyone pick something and throw it on, we don't have much time." Inside was every outfit, costume, and tuxedo of every kind.

"Wow! Tony where'd you get all this?" Said Castle who was looking at a midnight blue tux.

"Let's just say I've been saving for a rainy day."

After all the guys threw on their costumes, they went out and the girl's faces were PRICLESS.

Tony was dressed from head to toe in leather that looked like snake skin, Clint was dressed in no other than Tasha's SHEILD suit, Thor was wearing the tux castle was eyeing with a brown overcoat, Mickey was wearing Martha's clothes, Rory was wearing a TARDIS outfit (making a Sexy happy and Amy jealous), John was dressed as Captain Hook, Kevin was , 11 was wearing a Superman costume, Loki was in a wolf costume, Steve was painted green, Bruce was in a biker and-

"OMG!" Screamed Sexy staring straight at Harkness.

He was in a black short dress and 5 inch heels. All the girls could do was staring at him with fear and shock on their faces.

"Well I'm surprised you guys actually had costumes." Said Pepper, the boys not fooling her for one second, since she knew about the secret closet in the lab.

"LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" screamed Maya shooting one of the Hawk's explosive arrows into Stark's bar,

"NO!" he screamed but the music was already pounding and everyone was partying.

John ran to the bar and started making drinks with what survived Maya's wrath.

_ 2 hours later _

Maya's POV

I was sitting at the bar waiting for my martini when Martha came up to me obviously hammered.

"Heeeeeey Mayaaaaaaa." She said holding on to a chair so she wouldn't fall over.

"Maybe you should go rest a little Martha." I said concerned for the small woman.

"Nooooo I'm fiiine." On the last word she collapsed onto her chair and I picked her up and put her into the chair next to me.

"Hey John, watch her while I go find Mick, K?" I asked the new bartender.

I looked over him to make sure he was clear before he said.

"Yeah no prob."

I walked off to find the Mickey when I saw Thor throwing Rory and 11 across the tile floor.

"Yo, Mickey!" I said tapping on his shoulder. When he didn't answer I resulted to my other option.

"MIIIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEY!" I screamed into his ear.

The jumped into the air, obviously frightened.

"Ah! What?!"

"Martha needs you to take her home."

"NOW?!"

"Yeah!"

He sighed, but still went over to his drunk girlfriend and went to take her home.

"Alright everyone!" yelled Sexy to the crowd. "It's time for the drinking completion that apparently according to Tony Steve is not allowed to be in!"

I looked around seeing that almost everyone except Tony, John, Bruce, and I were totally drunk. And for once I was surprised to see Loki quite hammered.\

Everyone gathered around the bar to see who was in the competition. John had already prepared a bunch of drinks to supply the contestants.

In the competition was 11, Clint, Tasha, and Tony. Knowing I had a shot I walked over and decided to join the action.