"Ugh…what happened last night?" Tony questioned as he sat up on the couch, feeling completely hung over.

"Finally!" Martha said as she walked over to him with Luna, "You're the last to wake up."

"Did I get drunk last night?" the playboy asked.

Amy nodded,

"Yep, so did the rest of us."

"Then why," Tony questioned angrily, "Am I the only one here who's hung over?"

"Because," Luna said as she sat next to him, "I did this," and with that, she back-handed him, flinging his head to the side and giving him quite a bit of whiplash.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" he yelled angrily at her, and only then did he realize that he no longer had a massive headache, and that his hangover was completely gone, "What did you do?"

She shrugged,

"I have control over water, water is in blood, and blood is in your body…In other words, I can heal people."

Then Tony realized something else,

"Why is everything your wearing related to pandas?"

"Why is everything your wearing related to pandas?" she repeated, and he then realized what he was wearing was panda-related.

Panda hat, panda shirt with a black long-sleeve under it, black jeans, panda gloves, panda socks… and Luna was wearing almost the exact thing except for the fact that she had shorts, no socks, and a crop top. Pretty much what she usually wore but more…panda-y.

"Does anyone here know why we're dressed like pand-"

"Hey, um, guys," Rory said frantically as he ran into the room, "We have a problem!"

"What. The hell?" Clint said as he and the Whovengers gazed at the sight before them.

They were in another one of the living rooms, but the ground was covered in fresh leaves with vines growing up the walls, and several bamboo pots here and there. But that wasn't the biggest surprise, oh god no. There were also pandas. At least thirty baby pandas. Thirty baby pandas that were FLOATING.

"What the f'n hell happened last night?!" Jack yelled.

The Doctor walked over to a panda that was floating about a foot above him, and scanned it with his sonic, and then three more, each time his face getting more and more surprised.

"They're all clones!" he said.

"Clones?" Natasha repeated, "How did we get a bunch of panda clones?"

The Doctor pointed to Luna,

"It seems that Luna used her powers to clone them from Ozzie, a baby panda at a zoo…in Jamaica… year 7829!"

"This is just weird. Like really, really weird!" Amy said as she ran a hand through her hair.

And then, the pandas all let out an adorable mewling squeal as they willed themselves to float towards Tony and Luna.

"Cuteness overload!" Luna squealed with joy as she somehow managed to fish her phone (the case was panda styled) out of her pocket to take a quick selfie of her and the babies.

"Get them off me!" Tony yelled, but the little ones kept butting their heads against him in happiness that made all the girls,

"Aaaaaaaaaaaw!" at how freaking adorable it was.

"That's strange," the Doctor muttered.

"What is it?" Maya asked curiously.

"The pandas," he said, "They're saying 'Mother, Momma, Mum, Mom, Mommy. They think that Tony and Luna are their Mothers!"

"Wait a second," Mickey said, "You can't have two Mothers, not biologically anyways. I think-"

"They imprinted on both of them," the Doctor explained, "They were created, and saw both of them next to each other, dressed as pandas, and I think you get it, yes?"

"But what do we do with all of them?" Thor questioned.

The Doctor shrugged,

"I suppose we could put them on Truncatis 18."

"What's that?" asked Steve.

Luna somehow managed to pop her head out of the mound of pandas she and Tony were under,

"It means Jungle 18!"

"How'd you know that?" Tony asked.

They almost missed the small shrug of the blue girl's shoulders beneath the squealing pandas,

"Latin is basically the humanized version of demon-tongue, which all demons are taught to speak."

"What exactly is 'Jungle 18'?" Loki asked the Doctor, who smiled.

"It was a wonderful idea created by one of my acquaintances. Her name's Everin Lon-Lon. Her family is quite rich and had more money than they knew what to do with, so she bought a string of about 100 or so planets about half the size of Earth, all meant for different species of endangered animals throughout her section of the universe. That includes pandas. On one of her planets is a jungle, the 18th, is dedicated to pandas and some other species that are much like pandas from a few different galaxies and planets. If I contact her and ask her to take the babies, they'd be there in an instant!" the Doctor explained to them happily.

"Are you sure?" Steve asked, "I mean, they seem pretty attached to Tony and Luna," he pointed to the two people that he spoke of, who looked as though they were being licked to death by the little guys.

The Doctor shrugged,

"We have to try!"

Luna nodded,

"Okay!" she pet one of the pandas, "Alright babies, float off now! Mommy and Mommy 2 have work to do!" she shoved them away lightly, and they mewled in protest, but none the less the slowly hovered away, and Tony immediately bolted up,

"Yes! I'm free! And Luna?"

"Yes?"

"Why do I have to be Mommy 2? I'd be a great parent!" he complained, and Luna just elbowed him in the stomach as they headed to the living room with everyone else,

"Oh, shut up. Have you ever babysat a kid before?" she asked, and Tony shook his head reluctantly, "Well," Luna continued, "I'll have you know that being the third youngest child out of a family that has eight kids total, a bunch of creepy uncles, a cousin who might as well just be ANOTHER sister, a cat, a dog, and a Furby, sometimes I had to stay home and babysit my younger siblings for weeks at a time while the rest of my family went on hunting trips without me. So yeah, I think I would be a better mother than you!"

"Fine!" Tony said, "If you're so good, then if I ever have a kid you can be their nanny, you happy now?"

"No," Luna told him, "I want you to admit that you're a pineapple."

"Um…why?"

"NOW YOU PITIFUL CAVE-MAN!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

Tony flinched away,

"Fine, I am a pineapple. Now are you happy?"

Luna tapped her chin before nodding,

"For the moment yes. But you must know one thing."

"What?"

Luna turned to face him, with a serious face. Something that Tony had never seen before,

"One day, quite soon probably, you and everyone else here are going to figure something out. Something about me. And you need to know that everything is okay, okay?" she asked.

"Uh…" Tony said, "Alright I guess."

They reached the living room's kitchen, and walked over to the counter and grabbed out some fruit, and they then walked back to the panda room.

After a few minutes of entertaining the babies, the Doctor appeared in the TARDIS with a whirr,

"Alright, I'm going to need you to get them into the TARDIS."

Tony nodded as he stepped into the blue box,

"Okay pandas! Follow Mommy now!" he yelled, and the little clones squealed in glee as they floated to their mother with Luna herding the stragglers to the TARDIS with soft nudges.

Once they were inside, the Doctor began pulling levers, pressing buttons and flicking switches until the TARDIS gave her familiar whirr and shaking about.

The pandas yelped in fear, quickly floating to their mothers who pet them comfortingly until all noise finally stopped.

"Here we are! Jungle 18, year 5519!" and with that, he shoved opened the doors, all the pandas flying out in curiosity at this new world.

"Nice!" Tony said as he observed the jungle clearing as exotic birds that due to them constantly changing color he supposed that they weren't of Earth origin. That and they had the legs of cats.

"Doctor!"

The three looked over to see an Asian woman with short hair and bright maroon eyes walking towards them with what looked like a small anteater in her arms.

The Doctor grinned and ran up to give her a hug,

"Everin! It's great to see you again! How are you? The last time I saw you were at least a few years ago!"

She laughed,

"More like a few weeks! Now tell me, what's with all these little critters?" she asked, motioning to one of the pandas.

Tony groaned,

"You really don't want to know what happens when we get drunk."

Luna nodded,

"Yeah. Crazy shit happens that not even I want to remember, so I'm pretty lucky that I have photographic memory!" she tried to tap her temple, but ended up punching herself in the stomach instead while Everin looked at her with confusion.

The Doctor simply said,

"She's insane," and the other woman nodded in understanding.

"So I'll be taking the little ones, right?" she questioned, and the Doctor nodded and didn't even flinch when out of the corner of his eye he saw that the birds had all landed on Luna's outstretched arm, one leg, head, and shoulders as she spun around in a circle, several of the pandas flying around her as she sang a pop song in Korean,

"Ne haendeupon sumanheun namja Han geuljaman bakkun yeoja

Nae kkoggaji yeokgyeoun perfume Nugu geonji seolmyeong haebwa!"

"Anyways," Tony said, "Here you go! Thirty floating baby pandas!"

Everin nodded as she took out what looked like an old Polaroid camera with glowing wires attached to it,

"Alright, panda Mommies, I need you to stand next to eachother," Luna and Tony did as she said, and the woman quickly snapped a picture.

"Why'd you have to do that?" Tony asked.

"This bad boy right here takes the image of something, and with your chosen person or thing's DNA-" she pulled a bit of fur from the floating panda and pressed it into the camera where it was quickly dissolved into it, "-And in three seconds, they won't remember the things in the picture at all."

And then all of a sudden, the pandas got a blank look in their eyes before suddenly snapping back to normal, all of them looking to Everin.

"I'm their mother now, they forgot you and have now imprinted on me. Problem solved!" the maroon-eyed woman said as the pandas cuddled up to her lovingly, just as they had been doing with Luna and Tony only minutes earlier.

Tony sighed,

"Thanks, I guess…later then!" and with that, the three turned around and headed back in the TARDIS (after the Doctor gave Everin another hug).

After a couple minutes, they arrived back at the tower and were about to head back out, only to hear a sudden mewl.

They looked up in surprise, only to have a fluffy black and white object smash into Luna and Tony excitedly.

"What the?!" Tony yelled as the panda baby snuggled up to him, "I thought we got rid of them? What about the camera?!"

The Doctor squinted before saying,

"It's a girl! All of the other clones were boys, something must have gone wrong with the cloning machine, and the camera needs exact DNA to work."

"What are we going to do?!" Tony yelled angrily.

"Keep her, duh Mommy!"

"But-"

"Come on Ozimika!" Luna squealed happily, "Your gonna be our new pet!"

Tony sighed,

"There's no getting out of this, is there?" he asked the Doctor.

"Nope. And you want to know what makes it even worse?"

"Oh god, what?"

"It looks like Ozimika only saw you, not Luna. In other word-"

"God dammit I'm a floating panda Mommy!"

This chapter was written by my bestie and partner in crime… LunaWolfAngel! I have no idea where she came up with this; it's probably because she's completely insane and belong in a mental asylum, but whatever! 2 chapters in one night! I'M AMAZING… now I think HWTB needs another chapter… BAI FANGIRLS AND BOYS!