"So Sammy, what we got?" Dean asked his brother as he got back into the impala with a bag full of pies from the convenience store that they had stopped at.
"Actually, it wasn't me who found this case," the younger of the Winchesters said.
Dean put the keys in the ignition,
"Then who? Bobby?"
"It was me."
"HOLY SHIT!" Dean yelled as he turned around to see Castiel in the back seat, "Cas, what did I tell you about sneaking up on people?"
"I am sorry," the angel said, "But this is important."
Dean sighed as he pulled out of the small lot,
"Okay, what is it?"
"A demon."
Dean raised an eyebrow,
"So?"
^*^*^At the Winchester's Motel Room^*^*^
"I don't see why you couldn't just tell me about this in the car," Dean told his brother and Cas as they sat on one of the beds, a large book that had to be at least a century old in front of them.
"There is much to know about this demon that you must see pictures of to fully understand," Cas explained and Sam began to tell his brother about their new job,
"The demon's name is Princess Luna Sigyn Howlette of the House of Slender-"
"That's a mouthful," Dean commented.
Sam continued,
"According to Cas, she's one of the most dangerous demons in existence, and it's nearly impossible to kill her. I mean, I couldn't even exorcise her with my powers."
Dean looked surprised,
"What? Why not?"
"Because she doesn't use a vessel, she can somehow create her own nearly human form."
"What do you mean, nearly?" Dean asked curiously, and Sam handed him the book.
On the page that he was pointing to was a picture of a girl who looked to be somewhere between sixteen and twenty, it was quite hard to tell. She was standing in the middle of a snowy forest, not wearing shoes and surrounded by wolves, all of them with a circle that had an X through it on their chests. She wore a thin, tight fitting black high low dress with gold jewelry adorning her arms and waist, with a blue moon pendent around her neck. But the most surprising thing about her was that her hair was blue.
"She has blue hair?" Dean questioned.
Cas nodded,
"Yes."
"Um, why?"
"I am not sure. Now just read the paragraph next to her. I'm sorry to say that it is all we have on her. She is very little-known to humans."
Dean sighed, picked up the book, and began reading,
"Princess Luna Sigyn Howlette of the House of Slender is said to be the daughter of a great entity, though it is now dead and its power carries on in her. She can control water, and bless certain creatures that helped her in some way with her family's crest. For the first thousand or so years after she was created, she mysteriously vanished and only existed in a dark place , until she was found by a young girl, who helped her get back to her family," Dean dropped the book, "Okay, how do we kill her?" he asked.
"You aren't."
The three turned around to see a man dressed in a black and dark maroon suit with a loaded bow pointed right at their heads.
"Step outside and get in the van. Don't try anything, you're surrounded and we won't hesitate to kill you," he looked at Cas, "Or the angel. And trust me, we can."
They did what the dude said.
"You mind telling us who the hell you are?" Dean asked the mysterious man as he led them through the halls of what seemed to be a massive tower.
The man didn't answer.
He led them, handcuffed to a massive living room, and motioned towards the soft white couches,
"Please sit."
The three did so, as did the man,
"Your names are Sam and Dean Winchester, and he's the angel Castiel. You're hunters."
"How do you know so much about us?" Sam asked.
The man smirked,
"Kid, we know about everyone. Including the girl you're hunting."
"She is not a girl," Cas said, "She's a demon, one that must be killed."
The man laughed,
"Yeah, but the thing is, she can't die."
"Anything can be killed-"Dean began but was cut off.
"Anything but her."
Dean scoffed,
"Impossible."
"Oh really?" The man asked, and nodded towards a door on the far side of the room, "Through that door is Luna Howlette. Right there is a case that we got out of your car," he nodded towards a long silver box, "Take whatever weapons you want, and kill her."
Sam looked at the case and then to the man,
"Are you serious?"
"I think you're pretty good at knowing when people are lying. As you know, I'm not."
Three small beeps were heard, and the cuffs that were on the two hunter's and the angel's handcuffs fell off.
Dean glanced at Cas, who nodded, and Sam opened up the case, getting Ruby's knife and two pistols.
Dean stepped hesitantly towards the door, before throwing it open where he was met with quite a strange sight.
The room was decorated in blues and greens, but the white walls were splattered with what they all hoped was fake blood. On the large king-sized bed was a HUMONGOUSE pile of stuffed animals.
One of the walls was a window that looked out over New York City, and in the middle of this room was Luna Howlette herself.
She was dancing around in shorts, a cami and a crop top, while she sang along to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne that was blasting out of her surround sound speakers while My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic played on the large flat-screen TV, bright aqua green hair flying around her as she twirled around on the thick, white carpeted floor.
"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
"That's the 'all powerful demon princess'?" Dean asked with a raised eyebrow.
Luna suddenly stopped in mid spin when she saw Dean, Sam, and Cas. She grinned, showing off sharp white teeth, and then yelled,
"JARVIS CUT THE MUSIC!"
"Certainly, Miss Luna." A strange robotic voice said as the music was silenced.
Deciding to just get it over with, Dean lunged at Luna with the dagger, sticking it right where her heart was, while Sam shot her with the pistols, to finish it off, Cas pressed his palm to her forehead, and a bright light shown out of her eyes and mouth, and her lifeless body fell to the floor in a bloody heap.
Dean chuckled and turned to the man who was standing in the doorway,
"What was that about not being able to kill her?"
"OMFG THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN!"
The three turned around to see Luna jumping up and down on her bed as she clapped her hands together giddily.
Sam's eyes widened,
"What the hell?"
The man sighed,
"I told you she was immortal."
"But," Dean said, "That's impossible!"
Luna shook her head,
"No, that's Clara. I'm insane, Amy waited, and my bestie is the sister to this crazy ass bird brain right here," she said as she pointed at the man.
"How are you alive?" Sam questioned.
"Like I said, she's immortal," the man told them.
And all of a sudden, they had on their handcuffs again.
"Alright, it's time for you to see where you're going to live for the next good amount of your life."
^*^*^20 Minutes Later^*^*^
"You ain't got nothin' on me Tony." Said Amy putting down her cards to show a Royal Flush.
Tony glared at her and threw his cards down in defeat.
"Damn it!" Everyone was laughing at his anger when they heard an unfamiliar voice.
"You didn't have to put on the handcuffs so tight, babe."
Maya whipped her head around to see the three boys in front of her.
"Dean? Sam? CAS?!" she yelled in shock.
She then walked up to them, and slapped them with A LOT of force.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Should I kill them?" Clint asked his sis.
"No! DAMN IT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"
Dean rolled his eyes at the red head,
"You think this can die sweetheart?" he asked, motioning to his hot body.
"Well, let's find out." She pulled a knife out of her pocket and aimed it to be stabbed into Dean's jugular.
Then someone put a hand on her shoulder,
"Maya, don't do this. I really don't want to have to go tell my boss that I watched my girlfriend kill a guy."
It took a while, but she finally dropped her hand.
"Fine." She kissed the man and turned back to the boys.
"Cas, Sam, Dean. This is my boyfriend, Kevin. He's the best homicidal detective in New York."
"Yeah, well I'm-"Dean was cut off my Maya kneeing him straight in his, manly area. He dropped to his knees in pain,
"SHIT!"
"Maya!" scolded Kevin.
"Hey at least I didn't kill him." She told the cop and shrugged and left to the training room to blow off some steam.
"Alright, well I'm guessing you're Sam, Dean, and Cas?" asked Tony.
"Yeah, that's us." Replied Sam, still getting over the shock of seeing Maya after two years.
"Well, you guys are in for a pretty shitty-"Tony started, but Pepper interrupted him.
"We hope you like it here at Stark tower." She told the boys, "Can I get you anything?"
"Oh God, yes." Dean said.
Tony protectively stood in front of the woman, showing that she was clearly his.
Dean put his hands up in surrender,
"Alright, sorry bro. So which of you are free though?" All the girls rolled their eyes as if they were saying "Yeah, right," except for Luna (being the dumb-blue she was) who raised her hand, but it was quickly shoved back down by Amy, and the Winchesters and Cas were wondering how she got to the room so fast and got all the blood out of her clothes.
Clint un-cuffed the boys and they rubbed their sore wrists, glad they were finally off.
"I'll show you to your rooms." Tasha said, leading the boys down the hall to their new rooms.
"Welcome to hell boys. Hope you like it." Tasha left the room and Dean started laughing,
"She has no idea what Hell's like."
A/N: I'm like jumping up and down with excitement right now! SUPERNATURAL! So, from here on out this story is a continuation. There might be an occasional one-shot here and there. Now I hope you like our amazing story. SuperWhoVengers Assemble! (Can you guess what goes after Vengers?)