Hai guys its LunaWolfAngel! I got bored so I wrote this because it's SO TRUE! :P

It had been a day since Sam, Dean, and Castiel arrived at the tower. Natasha had explained to them that SHEILD had had an eye on them for a while now, and wanted them to become allies with and the were welcome to stay at the tower whenever they wanted, much like the Doctor and his companions who still went on their adventures but always seemed to travel back to the Avengers Tower to catch up with their new friends.

Sam was sitting on the couch, drinking a bottle of beer from Tony's alcohol stash, when he felt someone watching him. He turned around just in time to see Luna turn her head quickly with a blush on her face before acting as though she was reading the newspaper.

She had been acting like that a lot lately, staring at him before acting like she hadn't or running out of the room.

Sam got up from the couch and walked over to Dean who was talking to Maya, the red head still pissed off at him from when her brother had brought them in the other day.

"Hey, um, guys," he said unsurely.

"What's up?" Dean asked, as Maya turned to look at him curiously.

"I think Luna has a crush on me, what do I do?"

Dean looked surprised,

"Wait, really?"

He nodded before Maya asked,

"Why would you think that?"

Sam shrugged,

"I don't know, she stares at me all the time when she thinks I'm not looking, and when she notices that I notice her she blushes and runs away."

Dean smirked,

"Oooh! You got a girlfriend!"

"No he doesn't," Maya told them.

"Um, yes he does," Dean argued.

Maya rolled her eyes,

"We've been best friends since we were four, and I know how she acts when she likes someone and that isn't what she does."

"Sure, whatever you say," Dean said, even though it was clear that he didn't believe her.

The ginger rolled her eyes,

"Think what you want, but she doesn't like Sam. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go work out."

After she exited the room, Dean turned to his brother again,

"Dude, you've so got a new girlfriend!"

The next day, everyone was in the living room. Everyone for Luna, that is.

All of a sudden, the door burst open to reveal the blue-haired demon carrying a MASSIVE basket that was filled with fruit, candy, and baby trees. She hurried over to Sam, looking up at him with complete embarrassment.

"Uh…what are you doing?" he asked unsurely.

Luna sighed, rubbing the back of her head nervously,

"I just wanted to say…um…I'M SORRY I TOOK YOUR KIDNEYS!"

"What?!" he and Dean asked at the same time.

Luna looked at them as if they were stupid,

"Your kidneys, I took them and I'm sorry."

"I'm pretty sure I still have my kidneys," Sam said.

Luna shook her head,

"No, it took them."

"Wait a second," Clint said, "Didn't you say you stole Bigfoots kidneys when we went on that…nightmare trip?" he questioned.

Luna nodded,

"Yeah. This is the bigfoot that I took them from."

Maya sighed,

"Luna, Sam isn't the Bigfoot, but I know you won't let this go so Sam, just take the basket and tell her its okay."

Sam smiled nervously,

"Okay, well, thanks for the basket. I forgive you for removing my kidneys…I think," he took the basket from her, looking at it's strange contents.

And them, Luna started laughing,

"Oh my god, I cannot believe you actually fell for that! I know you're not Bigfoot!"

Sam let out a sigh of relief,

"Oh that's great!"

"You're the Moosquatch!"

"Wait What?"

But it was to late, by the time Sam looked up, all that was left of Luna was her strange hyena-like laugh disappearing in the air.

Sam turned to Maya,

"So, she doesn't have a crush on me and now she thinks I'm a…Moosquatch?"

The ginger shrugged,

"Pretty much. Luna has trouble with facial-recognition sometimes-"

"Kind of like one of my friends, a homoreptilian named Vastra only not as severe," the Doctor interrupted.

Maya nodded,

"Yeah, so now it looks like you're now a Moose-Sasquatch hybrid. Congratulations, and welcome to the family. Be prepared for crazy shit."

A/N: Angel: Review please! :) Also, me and Luna have writer's block for our stories Frosted Lies and Hunting! So if you have any ideas please pm us or put it in the reviews! Thanks guys!