A fair amount of the Camp's population had gathered in the forest, where no one could disturb them. Dionysus had been acting rather douche-y lately. He'd been causing trouble for the whole Camp much more than he used to. And hence Percy, Jason, the Hephaestus, Ares, Athena, Hecate, Demeter and the Aphrodite Cabins and Rachel had come together to plan the perfect revenge, but no one could come up with anything. The plans the Athena cabin had devised were either too dangerous, or too simple for revenge. They needed something that was manageable and very embarrassing.

Suddenly Silena jumped up, looking at her watch, "Oh Gods! We're so totally late for our dress fittings!"

"Dress fittings?" Beckendorf asked.

"Yeah! For the– never mind I'm late! Tell you later. Let's go girls!"

"Wait a minute…" Leo mused. "Dress? Silena that's perfect!"

"Wha-?" Silena said, confused.

"I've got the perfect plan! Gather round people!" Leo shouted the last part, but it wasn't needed – everyone was already gathered around and listening.

"So we spike Dionysus's Diet Coke tonight just before his poker game with Chiron, so that Mr. D's sound asleep. Then," he nodded towards Silena, "we put a prom dress on him and take a picture, threatening to put it on The Olympus Wall (which was a huge wall on Olympus just outside the throne room, where interesting and fascinating new pictures and clips were put up for the Gods to marvel upon. It was basically the Gods' news channel). He obviously doesn't want it up there, so we obviously put it up there, which would make Zeus laugh his ass off!"

The sky rumbled.

The Campers agreed that this was a great idea and started preparing for it; Silena even forgot her dress fittings!

*Later that night*

Dionysus and Chiron settled in for their poker game. They were just sitting around the small table on the porch of the Big House when Jason and this small Hecate kid came along, "Mr. D, Chiron! something's wrong with the leopard head in the Big House…I think it's dying. It just keeps making these sounds…."Jason said , and then shuddered.

"Oh NO!" Dionysus yelled. "My only friend in this pathetic excuse for a Camp! We can't let him die! Chiron! Quick! We must go and cure him!"

Chiron sighed as Dionysus pulled his wheel chair out of the table and wheeled him into the House. It all happened so fast – the Stoll brothers ran out of some bushes nearby, carrying a bottle of whisky they'd smuggled in and kept it on the table, beside all the cans of Diet Coke. The Hecate kid said something under her breath and the whisky slowly disappeared from inside the bottle, mixing itself into the cans without opening them.

"This is why I love magic," said Connor, marveling at the vanishing whisky.

"Ok, job's done, let's get outta here!" said Jason urgently as Travis grabbed the now empty bottle.

The four ran out of the porch, the grins on their faces huge.

*A few minutes later*

Dionysus and Chiron having found nothing wrong with the leopard, had returned to their seats. Dionysus shifted the pack of Diet Coke next to him and handed Chiron a single can. The two sipped from their cans and started the game.

Precisely ninety minutes later, both, Dionysus and Chiron were asleep in their chairs, snoring. It was completely dark and a bunch of Campers were up and ready for the prank.

Leo, Percy, Jason, Connor, Travis, Annabeth, Clarisse, Silena, Beckendorf and Rachel tip-toed to the table and stopped near some bushes. Leo decided that he would perform the brave task of going and putting the dress on Dionysus in this frightening night, since he obviously was the fiercest of them all (even though Clarisse and Beckendorf were standing right there). Two minutes later, Leo was at the table and putting the dress over Dionysus's head. It was a baby blue prom dress, with a plain, tight bodice and frilly below the chest. It was short and strapless and would've looked very attractive on an actual girl.

Once he was done, he beckoned for Annabeth to come forward. Annabeth took a few steps towards Dionysus, holding her camera ready with both hands. When she was close enough, she snapped a picture, the flash bright. Then all of them ran; ran far, far away, till they were twenty feet from Dionysus, and looked at the picture. It was a perfect shot – the blue dress, the light of the flash falling perfectly…the only problem was that the dress was on Chiron, not Dionysus.

"Leo!" Annabeth cried. "You idiot! You put the dress on CHIRON!"

Leo's eyes widened, "Oh Gods! I mistook Chiron for Dionysus in the dark! HOW COULD I BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE?!" he was shouting now. "OH THIS IS A DISASTER! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW?!"

"Leo!" Percy shouted over him. "Calm down or you'll wake him! We'll think of somethi-"

Percy was interrupted by the sound of laughter – Mr. D's laughter. They must've woken him. The demigods and Rachel looked back at the table – Dionysus was rolling on the floor with laughter while Chiron looked humiliated.

"I'll go make up an excuse…" Leo said, paling as he not-so-confidently walked towards them.

Behind him, the half-bloods and Rachel all sighed, "Leo!"