PRANK STREAM. #4

Leo's head was in the toilets. He had had enough of this crap. Getting your head dunked in the pubic toilets got boring when you had it don't every other day. Clarisse La Rue seriously needed to think of a new location. Wasn't she tired of the toilets? As he picked himself up, he tried to think of the ultimate prank for revenge – something that would get on her nerves like a monkey climbs a tree.

He washed up and went outside, immediately spotting Clarisse – she was showing off her new sneakers, big, ugly and black. Just then, something in Leo's head clicked, "Of course!" he shouted as he ran to get started on his research: HOW TO MAKE KITTY LITTER.

Eventually Leo found this solution:

Shred some newspaper and soak it in a Tbsp. of dish soap and water. Allow it to soak until the water gets dirty. Drain it off in a colander and re-soak it in plain water. Drain it again and mix in some baking soda. Squeeze out some of the water, breaking it up, and leave flat to dry for at least 48 hours. Now you have homemade cat litter.

By Karin from Benbrook, TX

"Why thank you, Karin from Benbrook," Leo said. "I find you very resourceful and I like it. Care to join me for coffee sometime?" Leo then realized that he wasn't actually talking to Karin from Benbrook and that she couldn't hear him and raised a palm to his head and shook it.

He prepared the cat litter, and two days later, he was completely ready for the Great Prank. He scribbled the following words on a sheet of paper: PLEASE TAKE OFF SHOES BEFORE ENTERING FOR WORSHIP and ran and stuck it outside the Ares temple, using a microscopic piece of tape.

An hour later, Clarisse La Rue left her cabin to pay a short visit to her father's temple before starting activities for the day. She read the sign outside and removed her shoes, confused – they never removed their shoes for worship. Nevertheless, she went inside in her socks and had her new sneakers left outside. Leo noticed this and ran out of the bushes he had been hiding in. He picked up the sneakers and took them some distance away – putting the cat litter into them. He then put some water in it, making it look like there was pee in it. Clarisse was a bad person, sure, but she didn't deserve her socks drenched by actual pee; besides, if it was actual pee, he would probably end up with his head in the toilets of the Underworld.

"What was with that girl and toilets?" Leo wondered aloud. He thought for a good five minutes and then concluded that she had long-term diarrhea.

He replaced the sneakers back to where they had been kept just in time to see Clarisse coming out of the temple, "What're you doing, PUNK?" she said as she saw Leo near her new sneakers.

"Oh, Clarisse, are these yours?" he said, innocently.

"Yes. What're you doing?"

"Oh nothing! Just admiring these beauties! Must've cost you a fortune!"

"Yeah, not really." The expression on her face didn't change, but she didn't seem angry either.

"Ok then! I'll get going! See ya!" Leo said as he walked away as fast as he could without looking awkward.

Clarisse didn't reply but just went forward to stuff her feet into her sneakers without once looking into them.

Once he was roughly out of sight, Leo jumped into a bush fairly nearby and watched Clarisse step into doom.

He heard a gooey splosh as she put her foot inside a sneaker. Her eyes widened and her mouth opened a bit as her face settled in to look hilariously hideous. Leo suppressed his laughter by putting a hand on his mouth and turned red. She looked truly pathetic.

He soon heard a shriek escape her wide-open-as-if- she-was-a-hippo mouth, "WHA-?! WHO DID THIS?!" She looked around, furious, her eyes even wider.

As Leo tried to slowly crawl out of the bushes and get away, the fat cow spotted him and shouted, "IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!"

Leo turned around, slowly and then spoke, rather calmly, "Chill out, Potato Chips, it's just water. And I would highly recommend you put on some make-up now and then – you looked truly hideous back there."

Clarisse looked thoughtful for a second, then raised a fist and the next thing Leo knew, his head was in the Human Excretion Deposition location again.

As he picked himself up, he saw Connor Stoll come in, "Oh, hey man! Heard about your little incident. You totally rocked it. All good?"

"Yeah," Leo said. "Thanks man! I keep ending up here. Clarisse should really find a new place to dunk my head in, I'm almost getting used to it. She won't get much satisfaction in dunking my head in the toilet if I start getting used to it!"

Connor sighed, "Leo!"

A/N: Hey! So I just wanted to thank Kuronique Misaki for the wonderful plot idea that has resulted in today's chapter! Hope you guys liked it and are enjoying the PRANK STREAM so far! Please review if you have any ideas for chapters (I'm starting to go blank for PRANK STREAM ideas). Thanks!