Hai guys! It's LunaWolfAngel, I wrote this chapter :) the song is called Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne, and DemonicAngel38 and I don't own the song, Supernatural, The Avengers, Castle, or Doctor Who though we are working very hard on it. Enjoy! :)
DA38: Hey! Who said I didn't own those things?
ABC, CW, Marvel, BBC: We did.4
DA38: Aw, shit. Not again.
Cas was confused.
He had been looking through some of Tony's old DVDs, when he found one labeled 'Hello Kitty' with a picture of a strange cartoon cat on it. Curious, he popped the CD into the player and began watching the show with utter confusion.
Sam, who happened to be walking by, watched the TV for a few seconds before turning to Cas,
"What are you watching?" he questioned.
The angel looked up at him with his 'confused puppy' look,
"I…I do not know."
"OHMYGOD!" came a sudden ear-piercing squeal that made everyone (Dean, Maya, Loki, Tony, Clint, Kevin, and Amy) who had gathered around to view the show in the last few minutes wince. Everyone turned around to see Luna standing in the doorway with a bright, sharp-toothed smile on her face, "I love Hello Kitty!" she shrieked as she jumped onto the couch and began watching the TV as if it was the most amazing thing in the Universe. She turned to Cas, "Do you like it?"
Cas shook his head,
"I do not understand it. What is its purpose?"
Luna shrugged,
"I don't know. But it's one of the most famous brands EVER. I mean, they have Hello Kitty blankets, Hello Kitty dolls, Hello Kitty clothes, Hello Kitty jets, Hello Kitty shaped scar on my dad's foot…" she trailed off as everyone looked at her with a 'seriously Luna? Seriously?' expression as she shook herself back to reality, "I mean, there's even a song called Hello Kitty! I love it soooo much!" she said. All of a sudden she jumped up onto the table, pointing to the ceiling, "JARVIS! Cue the music!"
Maya sighed,
"Here we go again," she muttered, knowing that when her friend wanted to sing, there was no stopping her and she should just go with it.
Luna began singing, JARVIS amplifying her voice so that it could blast throughout the whole tower,
"Mina sako arigato, k-k-k-kawaii
K-k-k-kawaii.
Mom's not home tonight
So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
Like a major rager OMFG
Let's all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me
It's time for spin the bottle
Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
Keep it just between you and me
Let's play truth or dare now
We can roll around in our underwear how
Every silly kitty should be
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
Wake up, got a secret
Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it
I've got something you need to see
Let's be friends forever
I wanna do everything with you together
Come and play with Kitty and me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
Mina sako arigato! Kawaii! [x2]
Kawaii! [x4]
Meow.
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me!"
By the time she finished, everyone was smiling at her and her song that didn't exactly make sense, but then again neither did she.
Eventually everyone began to filter away from the center of the room, going back to what they were previously doing.
Suddenly, a question popped into Clint's head and he went over to talk to Tony,
"Dude, why did you even have that movie?" he questioned.
Tony looked into the Hawk's eyes, looking distant,
"Never again."
~^*^*^Three Weeks Ago in Tony's Mind^*^*^~
Tony was standing in a completely white room when all of a sudden boy who seemed to be about 11 years old popped up in a tuxedo,
"YOLO!" he said happily when all of a sudden his head fell off, replacing it with an owl head, "Never again," it said in a deep voice.
Tony stared at it for a while before it suddenly smacked him in the head with…something.
The Iron Man suddenly woke up from the confusing dream, shifting slightly only for something to fall on his head. He rubbed his eyes, and they adjusted to the dark so that he could see what he was now holding.
"What the…he muttered as he observed the Hello Kitty DVD case he was holding.
He looked at it for a minute, and then carefully moved out of bed and tiptoed across the room as not to wake Pepper who had been sleeping beside him. He had to hide the movie; there was no way he would be caught dead with the disc. After a minute or two he arrived in the living room where he quickly stowed the disc in the cupboard where he kept all of his old CDs.
A little while later, he was back in bed with Pepper.
"Honey," she murmured, "Why were you up."
Tony sighed,
"I think Luna's insanity is spreading, weird dreams, really weird dreams."
Pepper shrugged slightly,
"Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later."
"Everyone who lives here is completely messed up, aren't they?"
Pepper smiled,
"Yes, yes we are. A beautiful, beautiful mess."
There you go! Hope you guys liked the chapter, and if you want to see Luna's outfit you can check it out on my Polyvore account (there's a link to it on DA38's profile).
And I would also like to say that the idea for the dream came from my friend, TheLazyPolarBear, from a video that he made. :)
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