A few people from the Mexican army were at camp. The General of the Mexican Army, along with a few soldiers, was, in fact, a half-blood. He wanted the demigods at camp to "feel useful" and "put their lives to good use". That's why he'd come to camp along with a faithful soldier to ask the campers to volunteer and sign up for the army. Nobody wanted to, though. Even the Ares campers weren't that keen. The campers all loved the Camp too much to leave it behind for some army.

Leo, though, was up for a funny. He thought it would be hilarious if a particular over-sized Ares camper signed up for it. Only, the fat cow wouldn't ever sign up for the army herself. Mostly because she didn't want to. She thought it was pathetic that they fight and kill actual people when they could fight and kill monsters from the depth of Tartarus. Yeah right – CLARISSE LA RUE thought it was pathetic to fight people. That was a load of cow poop. She was just scared of the army and Leo knew it.

So, after lunch, Leo went up to the Big Desk in the Big House, where the Mexican Army representatives were seated, along with the sign-up sheets.

"Well, well, looky here. You want to sign up for the army, boy?" the General asked.

"Well, I'm here to sign up for a friend. She was too busy to do it herself, so I figured I'd do it for her. Can I have a pen?" Leo replied.

Leo, pen received, bent down to sign Clarisse's name on the empty sign up sheet, smiling to himself.

The General decided to strike a conversation, "Oh, and what's your name and age?"

"That's none of your business what my name is, and I'm sixteen years old."

"That's a good enough age to join MY army. Usually we don't allow under-eighteens, but given that all of you have the blood of the Gods, it wouldn't hurt to join at your age. If only we could toughen you up. You are really scrawny. Like a scarecrow." The general then proceeded (and failed) to act like a scarecrow scaring away crows in a potato field. Leo knew this because the General said, "Look! I'm a scarecrow scaring away crows in a potato field!" while miserably flailing his arms around.

Leo, not as insulted as he should've been replied "Well, thanks for the offer, but I'll pass. I have way more important stuff to do than fight in the Army of the Land of Tacos." And he walked away after signing.

Two days later, the army representatives were going to be off with whoever signed up. So wasn't Leo shocked when the General knocked at the Hephaestus Cabin, asking for him.

"Wait, wha-? I did not sign up! You must be mistaken! I didn't sign up!" Leo looked amazingly scared.

"Yes," the General replied calmly. "But your friend did. That…..ah, big girl from the Ares cabin signed up for you. Said that you were busy and she could only be obliged to sign up for you. You know, since you signed up for her. She wanted to erase her name, though. She couldn't because the ink's permanent. Surprisingly, you and her are the only ones who signed up. Anyways, please get packed. We're leaving today."

"Wait, CLARISSE?! OH MY GOD THAT GIRL IS SO DEAD!"

Then Clarisse walked by saying, "Oh, Valdez, I just thought that you and me should go together to the Mexican Army together… so that I can kick your butt over there too!"

From inside the Hephaestus cabin, all the kids sighed, "Leo!"

A/N: Ok, hey. So I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: this is by far the WORST chapter I've ever written. And I'm sorry about that. Now, don't get me wrong. The IDEA for the chapter is great. I mean, come on! Signing Clarisse up for the Mexican Army. How awesome is that? And I'm sure I could've done a better job on it. So, yeah. Sorry for the sucky chapter! But that's all I could come up with.

P.S – This idea was Kuronique Misaki's. thanks so much!

Also, the next chapter's gonna be the Finale of the PRANK STREAM. So it's gonna take some time for it to be fully ready. So please forgive me for any waiting I may have to put you through. (It's not like my normal chapters come up on time, anyway. So yeah, it may take a little longer than it does for the normal chapters to come up. But I promise you that I'll do my best and fastest!)