Hai guys its Luna! So I found this really cute gif set on Tumblr about Clint going shopping for the Avengers, so I wrote this little Clintasha one-shot for it. Enjoy! :)
"It's only a shopping trip, they said," Clint thought as he walked down the aisles, "It will be easy, they said. NOT STRESSFUL AT ALL!"
The Hawk sweats nervously as he walked down the isle of cereals and granola. He looked over the choices, remembering what the others had said,
"Get cereal!" Tony told him.
"Get healthy cereal!" Steve added.
"Get croissants!" Luna argued.
"Pop-Tarts!" Thor yelled, slamming a fist onto the glass table, breaking it.
"Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON!" Clint thinks as he grabbed a bag of Everything Bagels and dropped it in the cart.
"Now for dinner…" he pushed the cart to the frozen food isle, looking around.
"Fish Fingers and custard!" The Doctor had suggested.
"Soup!" Bruce said, wanting something easy and plain.
"Anything but mushrooms!" Jack screams with fear then goes into traumatic shock.
Clint ignored what the others had said, grabbing some lamb chops, because he knew that Tasha enjoyed lamb.
He moved to the snack isle, yet again remembering what his friends had asked for.
"PB&J!" Mickey had quickly told him.
"Hamburgers!" Cas said.
"What about Chips?" Rory offered.
Clint promptly shoved several cases of granola bars into the cart.
"Alright, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now all we need is dessert and I can get out of this hell hole!" Clint thought.
And then, the worst flashback yet.
"Ice cream," Loki replied coldly when Thor had asked what his brother wanted.
"What?" Dean spluttered, "Pie! YOU HAVE TO GET PIE."
"But make it healthy," Sam said, "So, Chocolate tofu pudding pie!"
"THE MOOSQUATCH SPEAKS THE TRUTH!" Luna had proclaimed.
"No way! Let's get cheesecake!" Rose said.
"WE NEED PIE!" Dean shouted.
"We should get cookies!" Clara said.
"WE'RE GETTING THE FREAKING PIE!"
After that, everyone promptly broke out into a fight and Clint had run away to the store.
And so, of course, Clint decided to get 28 cases of assorted French chocolates, because that's what Tasha secretly loved. And he secretly loved Tasha.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET ANY PIE?" Dean screamed with anger at Clint.
"Yeah!" Luna said, "Tofu is amazing!"
Natasha sighed,
"First of all Luna, you and Sam are the only ones who actually like tofu and chocolate TOGETHER, and second, Clint why didn't you just get everything we all wanted?"
That was when several seconds of awkward silence came.
Clint laughed nervously,
"Uh, yeah-"
"Hey, wait a second!" Tony interrupted as he looked through the bags, "Isn't this all the stuff Natasha likes?"
After that, the two assassins blushed furiously every time they saw each other for the rest of the day.
Hoped you guys liked it! More chapters are coming soon, sadly without Maya in them due to her being with the X-Men in the 1960s, but don't fret she'll be back soon!
Don't be shy to send us prompts for one-shots if you're feeling bored or are in desperate need of some fluff :)
Review please! :D
DWA: And don't worry there will be some chapters about Maya and her amazing adventures with the X-men. BTW, I edited this.
