HELLS HIGHWAY
Hey guys lone wolf here and im really starting to get ticked off I mean I know im new to the whole writing thing here on fanfiction and I might just be impatient but I was hoping to get some reviews already I mean come on this is ridiciules that theres only a couple of reviews but that could just be me im really stressed about getting credit for college and ive got a tennis tournament tomorrow maybe I should just qu-Lone wolf suddenly pauses as four sniper shots rang out and missed him entirely. "Damn it you blue scum I knew we couldn't trust you to kill him" Sarge and church from red vs blue come out of nowhere and start walking toward lone wolf."Uhhh can I help you guys or some-", again they interrupt. "Shut up I thought I heard the sound of someone trying to be grif and give up soldiers don't give up they grab a shotgun and go kill some blues" lone wolf tries to say something again but church tries to shoot him again and hits the tv lone wolf was using to look at the audience
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Lone wolf will be back momentarily for now we, Noble Team, bring the latest episode
Chapter Seven: Hoplite Base part 2
Noble six cursed as he was forced to dodge the multitude of kunai and shuriken that seemed to have to end, but eventually he began to tire and soon his energy shields were forced to take the damage un til even they were depleted.
The loud pinging of the alarms that told him when his energy shields were down rang in Six's head but he paid them no attention as the endless clouds of metal death rained on him once more. More were starting to hit him but thankfully his armors titanium (with other alloys mixed in) was stronger than the ninjas weapons so they all clanged off until there was a moment of reprive in the deadly storm.
Zabuza was impressed, no one should have still been standing after a barrage of weapons like that but this man had been dogding them all and what had surprised him was the golden glow that had encompassed the man when he couldn't dogde anymore had repelled all of the weapons and it had taken a good long while to actually take the that barrier down and even after that the mans armor was so strong none of his weapons could pierce it. But zabuza wasn't a ninja for nothing and could see parts of a dark bodysuit in places where the armor didn't cover so he continued his assault by launching a few kunai and shuiriken from his hands and while they were in midair he made a couple of handsigns before muttering Kage Shuriken Kunai Bunshin Jutsu and they weapons multiplied into hundreds of the originals but as the man continued to block he drew out a handful of senbon before throwing them at the man and receiving satisfying results as a grunt of pain was heard before the man looked down in surprise after finishing dodging the last few weapons to see needles stuck in the undersides of his legs, and parts of his knee that his FJ/PARA knee protectors did not cover before collapsing as the senbon had struck a couple of nerve clusters.
Noble Six dropped to ground cursing as he yanked the thin needles out of his knees and thighs but before he could get up he stiffened as a giant blade desended until was resting on his armor-covered shoulder.
"You did pretty great kid but your dead im sorry but I must kill all those who do not pass the test as to ensure this armorys and librarys location is kept a secret", zabuza said as he prepared to slice off Six's head but before he was able to noble six used his augmented speed to swiftly pull out four frag grenades and pull the pins out while shoving zabuzas blade away while using his free hand to toss the frags on the ground near him and zabuza while only having enough time to say four simple words, "Fire in hole", before the grenades exploded. Both six and zabuza where thrown backwards by the blast and stay'ed on there floor unmoving before Jay (Noble Six) slowly got up, wincing as he felt the shrapnel that had hit the parts of his arms that had not been protected by his armor since his energy shields were still down. Zabuza had managed to dodge the main part of the frags with the use of kawarimi but had been hit by splash effect of the grenades since he hadn't anticipated that the strange orbs would do much area affect and had reappeared close by.
While jay was getting up zabuza had also gotten up and was busy taking the pieces of metal out of his body with a kunai and a senbon.
"Interesting trick there gaki a small metal ball that covers a certain area depending on the size im guessing with pieces of metal mixed with something else and also using the shell as more ammo to use to damge enemies but you still have failed to land a potential fatal blo-", zabuza never got to finish as Jay suddenly appeared in front of him with his combat knife in hand and at his throat.
"You were saying something about a fatal blow" Jay said as he also took his energy sword, activated it , then pointed it at zabuzas chest, "well theres two so I say I get a B for effort and an A for outstanding performance of ass-kicking".
Zabuza looked at the weapons for a minute before laughing, at Jay's confused look he said, "well gaki I cant believe it but you passed my test now you may enter the armory and before you leave ill explain about everything in there but for now you'd better contact your friends I would think there worried see'ing as you've been fighting me for over 5 hours mate".
Jay was surprised that they had been fighting for that long and knew he should take zabuzas advice and contact his friends but asked zabuza why he could now while before he couldn't when he had tried after he had fallen.
"Simple theres so much chakra in the air that iv'e been gathering here that it blocked any communication and while I still have enough to keep going full blast for another forty days you made me use just enough to kinda clear the air but you'd better hurry because even though I have a lot of chakra my body is still producing more" Zabuza said as he leaned against the metal vault door.
Jay just nodded in understanding as he powered up his comm built in his commando helmet.
"This is Noble Six to Dragon One can you hear me", at first Jay heard only silence then, "Jay is that you were the fuck have you been your sister was about to fucking use the Hells Highway's MAC guns on me if I didn't find you". I chuckled at that. "Listen Adam I would have gone over to your position sooner but I found something interesting but im gonna keep it under wraps for now so don't try and find out what it is"
"Eh whatever you say man you're the commander so I trust you but when are you coming back, seriously man your sister was not kidding when she said she was gonna use the MAC cannon on me".
Jay laughed at that, he doubted she would but just in case he'd better get a move on with this whole learning about shinobi thing.
"Roger that ill be there as soon as im done", "But when is th-"
Jay cut off the comm right there because he didn't know how long this would take. ITurned to Zabuza who was waiting by the entrance to the vault and walked over to him
"So you ready to start learning", he said as he re-strapped his sword to his back
Jay looked at him before saying "Yeah lets do this"
(A.N hey guys Im not really gonna go into detail describing how long he was down there so im gonna do a time skip)
TIME SKIP 2 DAYS
Above the forest where our spartans killed some giant spiders the sun begins to rise, showing its pure light on the darkest crevices of the dark forest, but as many creatures recoil to hide from it one figure stands up proud and tall, unafraid of the dawn and the purity it brings. This figure walks in a direction that takes it north of youkai academy by 50 miles. As he walked the figure noticed a pair of black armored men with assault rifles start to follow him after he was about 2 miles from the base. It was when he was a mile from the base that they stepped in front of his path. "Alright you put your hands behind your back and take off the lower face mask. The 2 ODST's were not in the best mood, they had sparred with Adam-034, had to clean up the entire base afterward because they had bet they could bet said Spartan, and now had had to pull patrol duty for the entire day so they wanted to take out a little anger on this strangly dressed fellow.
Said man was wearing a white cloak with silver lining the sleeves ,hem and collar that reached up to his neck, with green clouds also lined with silver. From what the could see from the mans chest since the cloak was open was a green jacket of sorts with pockets all over it and a metal headband with a strange leaf-like spiral marking on his forehead.
The man smirked before saying,"What if I don't want to I am holding a bag after all."
The closest ODST moved forward while keeping his gun pointed at the man,"We don't care just drop the bag and put your hands up don't make shoot you."
The strangly dressed man just stood there with a big smile on his face
The ODST took off the safety for his gun before firing after saying, "I warned you"
The man jumped to the side while throwing some strange knives at the ODST before hiding behind a rock.
The ODST hide behind a tree but there was no need as the knives embedded themselves in the dirt. As he was peeking out from his cover the ODST noticed a strange red tag burning at the end of the knives. As he bent over and picked it up his fellow ODST, while keeping his gun aimed at the rock came over. "What the hell is it sarge?". The sergeant held it in his hand when the stranger came out from behind the rock before pointing at them and saying "boom".
The tag and the knife suddenly exploded, and while the ODST's weren't killed they were covered in burns and there armor had almost melted and melded with their skin so they took it all off with the exception of their helmets. "You know for ODST's you guys sure are-" the man never finished as a armor covered fist punched him, sending him through several trees before hitting a rock, leaving a huge crack in it. Adam-034 looked at the stranger and was about to shoot him with his assault rifle when the man was covered in a burst of white smoke, cutting off view of him.
Adam slowly looked around before his motion senser picked up something coming at him rapidly from behind. He turned around with his knife drawn and was surprised to find himself blocking a HUGE sword. As he blocked he finally saw the man who was at the other side of the sword and was surprised to find himself being pushed back a little.
"You know your pretty strong, not many are able to push me back, however small a distance"
The stranger simply nodded before rapidly lifting the sword up and swinging it from the left in a sideway's slash. Adam blocked but found himself being hit by a flurry of punches and kicks as another copy of the man appeared out of thin air and as he was sent reeling the copy opened his palm and before long a spiraling blue energy formed in his palm before rushing at him.
Adam, instead of pushing the the blade back and dogding simply grabbed the back edge of the blade since it was dull and pulled the man toward him and put him in front as a shield right as the copy slammed his palm forward while shouting "Rasengan!". Adam could feel the strange attack start carving into the mans body until the energy imploded, sending them both flying into a large oak tree.
As adam got up he saw that some of the mans mask had been destroyed, and what he saw shocked him
"Jay!" Jay-B312 or the cloaked man got up before removing the mask and smiling at adam, "Sup bro did ya miss m-"
Jay never got to finish as adam suddenly backhanded him with a tick mark visible on his helmet
Jay got up while rubbing his face before glaring at his friend, "Dude what the hell was that for?"
"That was for all the hell wheeler put me through after you called me two days ago, dude do you know how angry and worried your sister/A.I went through and more importantly took out on me she ordered everyone to shoot at me with all the scorpion tanks we have if it wasn't for her new best elite friends id be liquefied Spartan."
Jay looked at him incrediously, "And that's all im getting"
Adam chose to ignore that comment as he looked at Jay
"I radioed a falcon while you were on the ground bitching about how hard my pimp slap was so get off the ground"
"Whatever fatty" Jay said as he dusted off his cloak
"Oh and by the way were's your armor at I hope you didn't destroy it already"
"Nope my armor actually transformed into this cloak you see me wearing the shields are disabled when its in this state but the titanium alloy mix becomes super dense in this form and it becomes as hard as hard as my shields plus the titanium alloy armor when they go down but this cloak doesn't improve my reaction time, speed, and strength like my mark five so im only gonna wear it around the school since we both know that we can take on anything this monster school can throw at us"
"Yeah but theres one thing you cant take on"
"Whats that?"
"Your sister"
"Yeah that's true I cant fight her."
As Jay said that he heard a very fimilair sound and looked up at the falcon.
It touched down and Adam and Jay got on it while the two ODST's took their hidden warthog back to base while our two Spartans took off in the falcon.
As they speed along Jay caught sight of the base after three to four was a fortress level base with a barracks, two reactors, a field armory, a vehicle depot, an airtower, and a special units production factory.
Jay whistled as he saw all of the base, "mann this is more then what I was hoping for"
As the falcon landed and they got off Adam led Jay to the commanders room complete with a bed with a modified headrest so it could play surround sound music. The room also had a missile proof glass window facing the forest and if you looked hard enough the faint outline of youkai academy.
"Jay this room has several things in it that I knew you would like"
Jay looked at Adam in interest before he continued to listen.
"This room comes with a 200 inch tv, an xbox, a fridge completely stocked with soda, Adam grabbed onto Jay's cloak as he attempted to rush the fridge, a music player that has steroes built into the wall with a satellite link to provide every single song available in this era and a fully stocked candy bar.
Adam pointed to a bar next to the window and as soon as Jay saw it he broke down crying and startled the big Spartan 3 by hugging him
"Th-thanks B-B-Buddy T-Th-This is the best thing Any-Anyones done for me wahhh ah ahh"
Adam pushed Jay off him.
"Dude its ok just don't hug me you know that I only let erin hug me"
"Aw come on man it's a bro hug all guys do it"
"Yeah well not me anyway I know you just got back and you probably want to completely annailated your candy and soda but we should really get going to the school ive already had wheeler hack into their databases and signed us up as freshman and since those uniforms they wear is evil ive also managed to convince the staff to let us wear whatever we want"
"How's do that?"
"Well I kinda put in their databases that were brothers from a very rich and influencial new type of boundary being called a Spartan and I guess they respect our family's power but the headmaster does want to see us on our third day there"
Jay took in all this new information while they moved out of his room and into a corridor leading to the vehicle depot where once inside they were greeted by the sight of the civilian version of the warthog. It basically looked the same except that there was no gun in the back and it had doors.
"Since we come from a rich family we got to look the part", Adam said as they approached the hog.
"Cool oh hey adam before we go you should let me alter your armor so that it can be like mine"
"Yeah about that you really need to tell me how you did that"
"Relax man all good things to those who wait"
"Whatever just do it", Adam said as Jay started to draw some weird seal-like markings on him.
"Ok but first what kind of clothes do you want them to transform into?"
Adam looked thoughtful for a minute before saying, I want a black jacket with markings on the sides, with two pieces on the side with rings connected at the end with a chain connecting the jacket with black combat pants and boots.
Jay nodded," Alright let me write the description into the seals." As Jay finished putting the modifications on the seals Adam took note of a black and white seal before he heard Jay clap his hands together and shout, "Seal art: armored deception, then Adam felt his armor start to mold together and it started to feel much lighter and when he looked down he was wearing a his clothes but with a red chain instead of a normal grey one.
Adam smirked, "Yeah this I like, I like a lot." Adam looked up and saw Jay slowly backing up with a scared look on his face, "Whats wrong with you man?" Instead of answering Jay just pointed behind him and when he turned around…. Was greeted by a horde of single female marines and ODST that were looking at the two Spartans with very lustful looks in their eyes.
One the females marines was heard , "So that's what Spartans look like underneath their armor girls I wonder how muscular and gifted with stamina they are shall we find out?"
As the horde of girls slowly closed In on them the two Spartans backed up until there backs were on the missle-proof glass.
"Well Adam its been great knowing you"
"What are you talking about, luckily I put an escape route in here we just need to reach that keypad and punch in 3-1-2 to open these windows."
Adam pointed to the right and Jay saw it"
"But how are we gonna make it over there?"
"Simple Jay watch this", Adam said as he suddenly pointed to the door, "Holy Shit it's the Master Chief". That got the desired effect as the horde of girls turned around and Jay quickly rushed to the keypad, punched in the numbers and dived through the now open windows with Adam following shortly.
Jay was surprised to find a ladder and after he and Adam desecended it they found themselves in the vehicle depot.
"Alright Jay lets get going to the school the classes I signed us up for are gonna start soon." Adam said as he and Jay walked over to the civilian warthog."
"Alright but im driving", Jay said as he climbed into the drivers seat while Adam got into the passenger seat.
As soon as Adam got in Jay started warthog with a powerful roar of the engine as the depot's doorway slowly opened and when it was finally open Jay suddenly gunned the warthog and they shot out of the depot and, passing a few startled marines, quickly made it into the forest.
20 minutes later
The students of yokai academy were enjoying a peaceful day, well one wasn't. CHOMP, "oww Moka that one hurt".
Tskune Aono said as the vampire quickly drank his blood before detaching herself from his neck.
"Im sorry Tskune but your blood is soo delicious". The two were currently walking in front of the schools gate as they walked past other students toward miss nekonome's class when they heard a loud engine.
BACK WITH JAY AND ADAM
"Jaaaayyy slow down I can see the gate!", Adam desperately shouted as Jay sped through the forest as top speed, miraciously dogding trees and rocks.
"What can I say man I feel the need, the need for speed hahaha wooo", Jay shouted as he laughed like a maniac.
"Please man for the love of god slow the damn hog down"
Jay sighed as he slowed the warthog down to 20 miles an hour, "Fine killjoy hey look the we just reached the gate"
Jay rode past the gate and drove the vehicle near the front steps of the school, naturally all the students there were looking at the strange new people with couriosity.
"Hey who are these two"
"I don't know maybe some new students"
"Dude there totally gonna get in trouble for using a human vehicle to get here"
"I don't care it looks pretty cool to me maybe we can get a chance to steal it once they leave"
These were among the many comments they two heard as they walked up the steps, after making sure the warthogs electric shock system was armed to "Shock the Fuck outta You". The two made went to the registration office and after getting their schedules they were sent toward their homeroom.
In Miss Nekonomes Class
"Ok class now who can tell me who wrote and published the very famous and important novel A Cats Life." Tskune sighed as he tried to remember who but he kept getting distracted by the memory of a very large and strange looking jeep that had appeared out of nowhere and almost flattened him and moka. He was interrupted from his thoughts by a knock at the class door. "Oh that must be the new students, you can come in", miss nekonome said happily as the door opened to reveal to strangers dressed in nothing that followed school rules.
END
Hey guys Lone Wolf here saying alright I finally got this outta the way next up is where saizou attacks moka and tskune but they wont be alone. Tune in next time