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Everyone was sitting quietly, except for Luna, who had suddenly started screaming. Very loudly. At a tiny flower.
"LUNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Tony yelled, surprised at her sudden outburst.
The blue head stopped,
"The world's ending and I'm dealing with it. Here, have some fetus smoothie!" she handed the Iron Man a juice box, turning back to the small flower in the pot she was holding and opened her mouth to begin screaming at it once more before Rory stopped her.
"Wait, what do you mean the world is ending?" he questioned, "I mean, for us the world ends on a daily basis and we have to save it, but I suppose it's always good to get a head start on it."
Luna nodded,
"Exactly! So anyways yeah the world's ending-"
"I think the real question that we all want answered is what's with the flower?" Steve asked.
"Oh, you mean Bunny?" she questioned, pointing to the flower, "I love her, and she loves me, and we both know scrempletz-the language of screams-so we're saying I love you to each other. Very loudly!" she smiled, and proceeded to scream at the plant.
Clint cocked his head slightly,
"Uh…the flower isn't saying anything. I don't think it can talk."
"Nope!" Luna disagreed, "She just has really tiny lungs because her mouth is so small-you see?" She shoved the flower at the Hawkeye, and he leapt back in complete fear when he saw a tiny face smiling at him.
"He-he-hello!" it whispered.
"OH MY GOD!" he screamed, "KILL IT!"
The flower cackled,
"Not if I kill you FIRST!"
All of a sudden it flung itself out of Luna's hands, green electricity crackling around it as it mutated into a ten-foot tall monster.
"Bruce!" Tony yelled, "Now may be a good time to get angry!"
Luna began to sob,
"Bunny, I thought you were my friend!"
The mutant flower turned to the demon child,
"Ha! I was just using you to get into the tower! Now I am in one of the most powerful buildings on your planet, and once I kill you all, I will take over your world! MWAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed.
Suddenly, the flower whipped a large root tendril at the girl, meaning to kill her. And it surely would have if it weren't for Loki. He rushed in front of Luna, holding up his hands to create a thin gold and green shield of energy before them.
Bunny shrieked, her root burning in pain as the force field reflected her attack onto herself.
"Disgusting human thing!" she hissed, "I swear I will end you all-AH!" the thing screamed as the Hulk grabbed the tiny pot one of her roots was held in, swinging her around before chucking her into the awaiting TARDIS.
The Doctor leapt in after them, shouting,
"To the moon!" before the Police Box whirred and disappeared.
Everyone was silent, taking in what just happened.
"No one tells Fury?" Natasha questioned.
Thor grinned,
"Excellent plan, Lady Natasha. May we never mention this strange event again?"
The SuperWhoVengers murmured in agreement, shaking the surprise of what just happened off of them and returning back to what they were doing-trying to have a relaxing day for once.
The TARDIS appeared once more, and the Doctor stepped out looking quite disheveled and hurried to go sit next to Clara who was watching a documentary on puppies.
Loki was of course in the corner, reading a book on Shakespeare when he felt a poke on his shoulder. He looked behind him to see Luna with her arms resting on the back of his chair quietly,
"Hey," she greeted him simply.
He shut his book, glancing up at her,
"Hello."
"So."
"Yes?"
"Thanks."
"For what?"
Luna shrugged,
"For saving me from the freaky plant monster, and taking care of me when I was sick. What did you do? The fever was all weird and all I remember is your face being in my face a lot. Sooo what happened?"
Loki chuckled, smirking,
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
Luna groaned, sliding down the back of the chair,
"Come on! Just tell me!"
"Maybe I will, maybe I won't," the god re-opened his book, enjoying Luna's annoyance.
The girl stuck up her nose,
"Tell me, or I will bite you!"
Loki shrugged,
"Fine then, see if I care-"
"I will bite you in my wolf form and suck out your blood like a fruit bat on a cactus!"
He thought a moment, considering his options.
"Alright then," he turned to the demon child, a glint of mischief in his blue-green eyes, "I will tell you what happened, if you help me with one little task. Okay?"
Luna sighed,
"Okay. What do you need me to help you with?"
"Nothing really, just a small prank of sorts I suppose…"
"Guys," Tony said uncertainly, "I think…I think someone broke in."
The SuperWhoVengers all turned to look at him in surprise.
"But, this is Stark Tower. No one can break in!" Clara objected.
"Yeah!" Rose agreed, "I mean, aren't you supposed to be the super-smart billionaire guy who designed this entire building?" she questioned.
Tony glared at them, upset that they had questioned his IQ,
"Yeah, well, someone got in. But don't worry! We have security footage so we can find the burglar and put them in jail for trespassing, okay?"
Sam nodded,
"Alright, let's see the footage."
The SuperWhoVengers headed to the security room-a place filled with TVs brimming with footage from around the tower. Tony immediately flopped down into a swively chair and began speaking to his dedicated butler,
"Jarvis rerun last night's security footage and check for intruders."
"Yes Mr. Stark," the artificial intelligence automatically responded. There was a small whirring noise and one of the larger TVS rewound and began to play back the other nights recordings.
"There is no footage of trespassers, though I did find this," JARVIS spoke, and the TV began to play.
On the screen was the kitchen with a blue light to it due to the moonlight drifting through the windows, looking quite serene. That is until Luna practically fell into the sink with a stealthy Loki following behind her.
"Quiet!" he hissed, cool voice coming through the TV speakers.
Luna giggled awkwardly,
"Hehe, sorry!"
"It's fine, just be…less-loud, alright? Let's get this over with."
The next 24 minutes the SuperWhoVengers spent in the security room was filled with many different mixed emotions. Some laughed, some worried, some begged for the two people on the screen to just make out already and some just wanted to lock Luna and Loki away in a very dark prison for all eternity.
Why? Because the two vigilantes were making pancakes (Loki) and singing Fergalicous (Luna) before leaving with the sacks of yummy breakfast goodness to an unknown location.
"Well…that was," the Doctor paused, trying to find the right word for the situation, "Interesting, I suppose."
Steve turned to the SuperWhoVengers,
"Yeah, but where are the pancakes?" he questioned.
"Huh," Natasha spoke calmly as she opened her bed covers so she could go to sleep, "So that's where the pancakes are."
It appeared that as the SuperWhoVengers were in the security room, Luna and Loki had placed the pancakes they made in everyone's beds. It was very clear that the two were going stir crazy from practically never being alone, always with one of the SuperWhoVengers watching them.
Nobody wanted to see what kind of crazy prank they'd do next.
"Okay, now that I've helped you with your prank-"
"What do you mean? I'm quite certain that it was you who completely overtook my idea of placing everyone in a gentle coma with your...strange pancake idea," Loki told Luna as they walked back to their rooms.
Luna huffed, letting out a puff of air to brush her hair out of her face,
"Yeah yeah, just tell me what you did when I was sick already! I don't like not knowing stuff like that," she complained.
Loki looked at her,
"Well?"
"Well what?"
He smirked,
"Say please."
Luna shot him a glare that channeled an angry storm of icy insanity,
"Oh please Loki, the very essence of perfection and royal amazingness and kingly power, tell me what the fuck you did you little piece of shit," she hissed.
Loki smiled, giving out the echoing chuckle of his signature ehehe laugh that he let loose on rare occasions. He stopped at the door to his room, opening it to lean in the doorframe with a smirk on his face,
"Why, my dearest Luna, I gave you a bath."
And then, he shut the door on the shocked and confused face of the upset wolf demon.
"What?!" she shrieked, "Loki! Tell me what you did! Gods dammit open the door!"
Behind the wall that separated them, Loki was grinning with glee. He believed that he'd have to make a sport of teasing Luna like this.
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