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After the Avengers Initiative was officially released and the seven Avengers (seventh being Maya), along with prisoners Luna "Howlette" and Loki Odinson/Jotunson and with time travelers Doctor and companions then later continuing on with supernatural being Castiel and hunters Dean and Sam Winchester…weird shit happened. Most of them involving irresponsible use of power and just bad decisions in general. Which was exactly why SHIELD hacked into the Avengers Tower's cameras (more like bargained with JARVIS but they were way too proud to admit that) to make sure to send in agents if the Avengers and company ever did something extremely stupid that they could hopefully stop. And through their observations of the people living in the tower, they were able to record their mishaps in the newly issued SHIELD Handbook, a long pamphlet that had several (hundred) rules for how to behave, apprehend, and compromise the Avengers when in a dangerous or complex situation.

Of course, these rules had to come from somewhere.

SHIELD Handbook: Rule 1. Do not feed Luna after midnight, especially not granola bars

Luna yawned as she padded into the kitchen, hunger scratching at the inside of her stomach like an agitated gremlin.

"JARVIS!" she groaned, leaning against a counter, "I'm hungry!"

"Are you sure eating at this hour is wise, Miss Howlette?" the computer questioned.

She shrugged,

"I don't see why not."

"Well, if you do eat at this hour you may become over stimulated and have too much energy and be awake for the next several hours-"

"Oh my gods are those granola bars?!"

"Miss Luna, I really don't think you should eat those-"

"Holy crap these are so good! I wonder why I stopped eating them all those summers ago…"

Five minutes later, Luna had eaten seven boxes of granola bars and was lying on the floor, crying.

"Miss Luna, are you alright?" JARVIS asked with a worried tone.

Luna sniffled,

"No!"

"What's the matter? How may I assist you?"

"I'm so hungry!" she cried, "I'm gonna eat another granola bar!" she reached into a cupboard and pulled out another box, ripping off the top and tearing off the wrappers of her favorite snack.

"Are you okay now?" the robot butler asked once she had finished eating.

"I…I…"

JARVIS was expecting for the blue head to say she was fine.

"I love you!" She exclaimed instead.

"Thank you, Luna."

"A-And I love granola bars!"

"That is good. Granola bars are quite healthy."

"And I love my friends, and I love dogs, and I love prisons!"

JARVIS made a note in his systems to get all of the Avengers intense therapy sessions at some point as Luna continued to sob.

"I also…I also love granola bars!"

"I believe you have already said that-"

"NO!" she suddenly screamed, bringing her fist down to crush an empty box, "I LOVE THEM! I LOVE THEM ALL THEY ARE PRECIOUS THINGS AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!" she shrieked, eyes blazing as she began eating more and more of the food source she craved.

"I LOVE THEM!"

"Miss Luna, I advise you stop-"

"I WANT THEM ALL!" she had finished another box and she desperately scrambled to open another.

"Do you want me to call someone down to help you?"

"NO I JUST WANNA EAT MORE!"

"Are you certain?"

"YES THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BUT I LOVE GRANOLA BARS MORE" she replied, not at all feeling full.

She would eat them all if it was the last thing she did.

"What the hell…" Clint whispered as he, along with several other SuperWhoVengers observed the state the kitchen was in.

Strewn across every surface were the remains of torn granola bar boxes and wrappers, the cabinets that once held the covered in scratch marks, and in the middle of it all was Luna. She lay face-down and passed out in the mess with pieces of paper and crumbs caught in her tangled hair.

"Ugh…what happened?" she groaned as she sat up in the sea of destruction she'd created.

Clara kneeled down, placing a hand on her shoulder,

"Are you alright?"

She nodded,

"I feel amazing!"

"Oh, well that's good-"

"-ly horrible, I'm so hung-over right now and every time I use my eyes the world burns," she told the time traveler. And, considering she looked like a plastered maniac…who was now crying, her description definitely wasn't far from the truth.

"I'm so hungry!" she began to cry, "Can I have a granola bar-"

"NO!" practically everyone screamed.

The Doctor nodded,

"Yes, I think it would be wise for you to never eat one of those things again."

Luna nodded sadly,

"Okay, can I at least pull a Steve and sleep for like seventy years now?" she questioned.

Pepper smiled, she and Clara wrapping their arms under Luna to help her stand.

"Of course you can, let's get you to bed," Pepper told her softly.

And as the two lead her away and everyone watched on with their usual, "Are family is insane," looks, no one could ever notice the smallest whirring sound of JARVIS sending the previous nights footage to SHIELD with a warning that would jumpstart the rules included in the SHIELD Handbook: Do not feed Luna after midnight (especially granola bars).

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