disclaimer I don't own Hunter x Hunter*
Hi, I hope you have fun reading this unedited fanfic! Also, I am still new at this, so I may end up not doing so hot sorry!
Chapter 1 What the fuck
It was a day like any other; the only difference was I was moving.
It wasn't enjoyable. I hated every living fucking second of it, especially how I rode, what I was riding in, and, most importantly, the seat I was riding on. It wasn't fair; I was where I was because there was no more room in the actual vehicle everyone was traveling in. There were eight people, Hisoka, the Driver; his cold hard, limp, dick boyfriend Illuimi; his little brother Killula; Killula's boyfriend/ best friend for life, Gon; sweet Kuripika and Chrollo. That idiot clown chose a car where only Illuimi didn't have someone riding on him, not that anyone would dare to do so other than Hisoka. * shudders* of course, that didn't mean that he didn't have stuff crammed jack-ass high onto him, curtsey of said driver, making moving or seeing an Olympic sport the only person who sees without restriction was the fucking Driver.
One week before hell
What the hell were you thinking? Oh, that's right, you weren't, because why would you ever do that? THINK! Where the absolute hell am I supposed to sit? There's no room for Stupid Leorio or me. Where will he sit; oh wait, never mind, we can strap him to the top of the car and hope he flies off. Mina stated sarcastically - HEY, THAT'S RUDE. I HAPPEN TO BE A DOCTOR IN TRAINING. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOUR SORRY ASS, YOUR GONNA WISH I WAS THERE TO STITCH YOUR SKANKY ASS UP, BUT NO, YOU RATHER I FLY OFF A MOVING VEHICLE GOING AT 120 MPH! Leorio yelled as he usually did anytime Mina was around. For some reason, those two couldn't be in the same building without spewing words of hate toward each other. It had been like this since early childhood, and as per usual, someone typically had to step in and shut them up; unfortunately, that person this time was Hisoka, the person delivering the news to them, and the Driver as well as the person who just so happened to be in charge of where everyone sat in the car on the seven-day car trip as he put it * It was too much money to spend, getting everyone plane tickets. Hence, I thought driving would be cheaper, but we get to see all the sights and make a fun road trip. If that isn't just wonderful, hmm?* Purred Hisoka
But since this is truly such a predicament, it's time for you to get past your differences, and so Mina, you, and Leorio are the lovely people that get to ride in the back of our Uhaul. Isn't that just beautiful! Hisoka said proudly, unaware of the grenade he had just unleashed upon everyone.
Why the fuck would I want to be trapped in a hot-ass moving box with this limp dick unicorn for a brain cell stuck in the ice age homosapien! Why can't Kurapika take one of our places? Why does it have to be us in particular, hmm?! Mina shouted. OI, you stupid bitch there's no way I want to be crammed in a vehicle with you. You think you're all this and that, that you can do whatever you please and get away with it; well, it's because of women like you who don't know how to keep your sailor mouth shut and quit pissing me and everyone else off repeatedly. How does your skull not combust under the arrogant selfishness you spew whenever you even think of opening your toxic wasteland of a mouth? There's a reason a God created the middle finger for people like you to be on the receiving end of it! Leorio shouted at the top of his lungs.
Oh really, is that what you think of me, huh?! You are so full of it; you're the selfish one, the moronic one that reads a dirty magazine in public, some doctor you are, you filthy scum bag-sucking bitch! Mina screamed. Unfortunately, Hisoka thought this was a wonder full time to remind them who was in charge of seating and that they were not the only ones suffering.
Sorry, but my word is final; I'm sure the two of you will be just fine. And further, Illumi still has to have things stacked up on him the entire time until we have to stop for breaks and refilling. On top of that, Killula is also riding on Gon with things in his lap. As is Kuripika, he has to sit on Chrollo with stuff in his lap. Really if anything, you two are getting this easiest job of all, and that is making sure nothing falls out of the back of the Uhaul while we are on the road, but not to worry because I got you both chargeable min fans for you both to share and plenty of water and snacks! Hisoka said, giggling.
You fucking moronic nymphomaniac dick-sucking, murdering clown!! How dare you!!! Mina then proceeded to storm off into what would soon no longer be her room—storming inside the room while slamming the door and aggressively flopping onto her very fluffy bed. Once she was lying down gazing up at her ceiling, she could see why they had to move for one. Gon and Killula had just graduated high school, and since Hisoka"s boyfriend was Mr.Moneybags, he saw no reason to stay in the town they were in since Leorio school was the place they were moving to anyway. Everyone's majors were easy to transfer, and given that summer vacation had just started, it was always hard to share schools. But that didn't mean she was happy about this, not one bit. How the hell she was going to survive with that idiot was beyond her, it just sucks that what it did suck ass like some retard being pranked and not knowing it.
Knock Knock*
"Who is it?" yelled Mina.
"It's Leorio, dumbass," Leorio said, muffled by the door separating them.
"Piss off, jackass. There ain't no way in hell I'm talking to you!" Yelled back Mina. At that point, Leorio had already started making his way in, which pissed Mina off further. Couldn't this prick take a hint? No, why would he? That would imply he had a brain under all that sludge.
"What do you want? Isn't there some poor woman you could be drooling over or some new porn video to jack off to?"
Oh, you think you are so clever, don't you? I came to inform you that We're, leaving in a week. Hisoka said that everything should be packed and ready to go by then. During that time, all the food that isn't eaten is to be brought to the local shelter and donated, as we can't take it with us, so Miss Piggy, get down there and start scarfing your fatass.
I'll have you know that I am very healthy, unlike you! Isn't having a porn addiction reflected badly on you since you're trying to become a doctor, moron.
You stupid bitch, growled Leorio, stalking towards Mina. Not backing down, Mina stood her ground, staring straight, Stubbornly not looking him in the eyes as a sign of defiance. Leoiro roughly grabbed her chin, forcing her to maintain eye contact with him.
I don't know what your problem is, but just remember we'll be stuck together in a Uhaul for a week, so whatever you do during this time, pissing me off, I'll be sure to get you back during that time. You evil little bitch. Mina ripped her chin out of his grip, holding it there, neither one moving.
I'll be sure to make it as much of a miserable time. You cum sucking bitch, now get out of my room fucker. Spat Mina pointed Leorio to the door.
Later that evening, once everyone was seated for dinner, Chrollo spoke about a lecture he was attending tomorrow and asked if anyone would like to go with him as it was about WW2 and the fall of the Nasiz from power, and the turning tide of the war after that.
It's going to be the quite enlightening lecture. Kuripika's already attended since he's majoring in history. This is a great learning opportunity.
I don't think ill be able to make it. Some friends wanted to throw me a farewell party outside of town. Sorry, Chrollo. Mina said though it was the truth, in retrospect, history didn't interest her.
Ah, I see a shame, but I understand it'll be quite some time before you see them again, have fun and be safe. Chrollo said, smiling, tho more than a little miffed as history was his only way of bonding with people. Unfortunately, he had yet to find something to entice Mina's interest so that they may hang out and get closer as friends even tho they've known each other since prek as their parents were good friends. Truth be told, Mina was a gorgeous woman at just shy of 23. Tall, slender frame but still managed to be just curvy enough not to be too much, with long toned legs from years of sports. Many may find it surprising that she was simultaneously in many different school activities, the caption of the debate team, cheerleading squad, and the top runner in the state. She has made nations many times and won a fair amount. Not only that, but she was the lead soloist in the choir, played both the violin and piano in the orchestra, and was quite the artist. She was everything a guy could want, with pretty pale strawberry blonde hair, freckles kissing her skin, pale creamy skin that always had the perfect tan every summer, and eyes as green as the forest on a rainy day in March. She was beautiful, and the ongoing rumor that she was still a virgin, never even dating, made her even more desirable.
So what are your plans for the next school year since you graduated top of the nursing program? You now have your teaching certification as well as your vet qualifications. Is there anything that you're going to do now? You have three fail-safe plans should one of the others not pan out. Quite smart if you ask me to have more than one degree, but that also could bite you in the ass; some may find you overqualified, depending on what you're going for? Chrollo asked, genuinely curious.
I don't know; as you said, there's nothing really to go back to school other than maybe to a Ph.D., but I'm quite content with what I have, so ill probably start job hunting as soon as we're all settled in. No sense in looking without an address yet, and none of us know the new one yet; it is a waste of time. I stated Mina.
Where's Leorio anyway? Usually, he's the first down here stuffing his face. Asked Mina
He's at the video store returning some past-due tapes; he should be back any minute. Kuripika said,
Ah, I see; thank you, Kuirpika- Oi, why do you wanna know where I was at dumbass. Leorio sneered.
Oh, no reason. I'm surprised that they take any tape you checked out. Considering how crusty those tapes must be, how were there 5-6 7? At max Danm, that's right; you have all those tapes because you can't get laid. Mina said, smirking up at a seething Leorio who looked to be on the brink of sheer insanity.
You filthy little bitch as if you have any room to talk. Miss, my cunt is so perfect no one's ever even touched it! Leorio screamed at her with such malice dripping from his voice.
Oh, that's rich coming from your pathetic ass. When was the last time your underdeveloped brain strained to develop a coherent thought? Oh, that's right, you must have jacked out all of your brain cells out. You wanna be pimpster. Mina retorted back with the same amount of poison spewing from her lips.
I'm outta here. I have a party to get ready, because unlike you I actually have friends Jack-Ass! Mina abruptly got up from dining ignoring the words coming out of Leorio and went to get ready as it was going to be quite some time before she could see her friends in person till at least Christmas.