A/N:- Hiya, I'm back with part 4! It's been a while! So 11 reviewers! Wow, popular! Let's get to thanking them!

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With Naru

Naru wandered back down the corridor from the girls' bathroom. He hadn't exactly memorised the route back to class when he had ran out in search of the toilet so he was considerably lost in the maze of Mai's school. 'Hmm, I think maybe I should've taken a left back there. Arrgh, why does this thing have to be so uncomfortable! I miss my body.' Naru wriggled his hips a little to try and shift the extra content in his underwear somewhere more comfortable and doubled back in the direction he'd come from.

At that moment the bell rang signalling the end of morning classes and the start of a break period. Students poured out of rooms and into the halls to join up with their friends to chat and gather any necessary materials for their next classes after the break. Naru sighed as Keiko and Michiru bounced up to him again. Whether he sighed in relief or resignation to his fate he wasn't sure, but he was a little glad to see them.

"Mai, we were starting to think you flushed yourself down the toilet." Michiru stated upon reaching Naru.

"You should have seen the look on Mr Ono's face when you didn't return, it was hilarious!" Keiko crowed, sniggering a little. "I hope you got your problem sorted out though." She added more soberly.

"Huh? Oh…uh…yeah, crisis averted." Naru replied, using the words Mai had on the phone.

A smooth male voice interrupted their conversation and Keiko and Michiru turned and squealed at the owner of the voice. Naru carefully looked in the direction Mai's gal pals were, only to confirm his suspicions of who the voice belonged to. There stood Kitai smirking like he'd won the lottery and gazing at Naru with some form of intent in his eyes.

"Hello Ladies. Mai, may I borrow you?" He asked with the same level of confidence he had used earlier. 'Oh geez, not this Jerk again!' Without giving Naru the chance to reply, Kitai grabbed his arm and dragged him away from his two female companions. 'What the hell! He is going to regret ever laying a hand on me!' Kitai only stopped dragging Naru when they were in a secluded spot in the corridor away from everyone else.

"Mai, I just want to say sorry, but you kinda asked for it rejecting me publicly." Kitai said, advancing on Naru. Naru tried to back away only to realize he was already against the wall. Kitai placed his hands on Naru's chest and squeezed a little.

"I always get what I want and no-one says no to me." Kitai murmured in Naru's ear before kissing him. It wasn't too forceful, but it still showed Kitai's dominant personality. His hands started roaming everywhere before finally coming back to Naru's chest again. Naru felt shocked at first that this was happening to him and then he got mad.

He shoved Kitai away as forcefully as he could so he could get some space in order to attack this Jerk who had decided to violate him. Kitai was a little stunned to be pushed away by a girl so much smaller than him, but he soon regained his composure and tried again to molest Naru. This time Naru was prepared for him and he immediately kicked Kitai hard in the stomach.

Winded slightly, Kitai advanced again only to be met with the heel of Naru's hand crunching into his nose with bone-shattering force. Kitai screamed in pain and anger at this and decided to get rough seeing as his quarry wouldn't cooperate. He advanced again, this time anticipating the kick Naru was aiming at his knees and jumping as Naru's leg swept under him.

After he landed he grabbed Naru from behind only to have Naru's elbow plant itself firmly in his ribs and Naru's foot crash down upon his own. Kitai let go of Naru and backed away a step or two as Naru turned and aimed the heel of his hand at Kitai's nose again. Naru then finished off his devastating attack with the most painful move of all, for Kitai that is.

Whilst Kitai was holding his bleeding and now fully broken nose, Naru aimed an extremely powerful kick right where no man wants it. Kitai howled loudly in pain at having his family jewels kicked before collapsing with a whimper. Naru mentally happy danced at his accomplishment whilst dusting himself off. 'I guess that cheesy chick flick Madoka made me watch really paid off seeing as I'm female now and my strength is somewhat diminished.'

Students and teachers started rushing towards the scene to find out what was going on only to find a passed out and bleeding Kitai and a sadistically smiling Naru in Mai's body. Kitai was immediately carted off to the nurse's office to have ice placed in all the appropriate places whilst Naru was dragged to the Principal's office.

"Miss Taniyama, what on earth did you think you were doing, attacking another student in such a manner?" The Principal demanded. Naru slowly looked at the angry man before him, contemplating what to say.

"I did it because he attacked me first, I was only defending myself." Naru replied. The Principal took in Naru's pristine appearance before sighing and shaking his head.

"Miss Taniyama, I'm afraid your behaviour is unacceptable and I will have to call Mr Shibuya to inform him that you are not welcome at this school for the next two weeks and to come collect you." He said, picking up the phone and dialling Naru's office.

With Mai

It had been a slow and boring morning since Naru's entertaining phone call. Lin had admitted he'd lied to Mai when he saw her still fretting about his made up meetings. He had to admit it was quite interesting seeing emotions clearly displayed on his young boss' normally stoic face. It made it so much easier to do things now Naru wasn't Naru. Okay, so he was going to keep the fact he knew about their predicament and also the fact that it was him that caused it to himself for now, but that was only so he could get some entertainment out of it first.

Mai on the other hand had been enjoying her freedom from the pressures of school and to some extent work. She had instead done things like read manga, fold origami butterflies and randomly search the net for various different things, all the while sitting cross-legged in Naru's desk chair as it provided space for her 'extra goods' after she got fed up of accidently hurting herself. 'Seriously, how do men cope with this every day?'

She was just about to search Amazon for some anime DVDs when Lin knocked on the door to inform her of a phone call. Sighing, she picked up the receiver and took the person waiting off hold.

"Shibuya Psychic Research, Kazuya Shibuya speaking, how may I help?" Mai drawled in a monotone voice down the phone, remembering to say Naru's full name instead of her own or her nickname for him.

"Ah, Mr Shibuya, this is the principal of Miss Mai Taniyama. I was wondering if you could come and collect her." The voice on the other end of the phone said.

"May I ask why?" Mai asked, not sure whether she should feel panicked by this call.

"Miss Taniyama got herself into some serious trouble and she is not welcome in our halls for the next two weeks." The Principal informed.

"I see. We'll be there in half an hour to discuss this more thoroughly." Mai replied, remembering to use Naru's fancy way of speaking, before hanging up. Mai got out of the chair she was in carefully and exited the room.

"Lin!" She called. Apparently this was all the Chinese onmyoji needed as he exited his own room dressed in his coat and brandishing the keys to the van. Half an hour later they reached their destination of the Principal's office as promised. Naru was sat in a chair looking very unapologetic for, his as yet unknown, actions.

"Mr Shibuya and Mr Koujo is it, please have a seat." The Principal stated, gesturing to two empty seats next to Naru.

Mai and Lin sat down, Mai in a most ungentlemanly fashion of knees apart on the edge of her seat. Naru smacked the side of her leg in what he hoped was a hidden manner and glared at her slightly, quickly flicking his eyes to her parted legs and back to her face in the hope she would get the message to close them. Mai glared back as though saying 'no way unless you want your parts bruised' so Naru silently rolled his eyes and refocused on the Principal in front of him.

"Mr Shibuya, I must regrettably inform you that Miss Taniyama has been extremely abusive towards a male student and therefore must be immediately removed from the grounds for the next two weeks." The Principal informed, sighing as though he really didn't want to do this.

"I see. May I ask what she did exactly?" Mai enquired, slightly shocked at Naru's supposed behaviour whilst under the guise of her.

"What she did isn't pretty. I can't believe she was so violent towards him." The Principal started before sighing as though resigned to having to divulge the full details of Naru's victim's injuries. "The school nurse has listed down the following injuries. One broken nose, severe bruising to his lower abdomen, two suspected cracked ribs, a severely bruised foot and last but by no means least his groin area was so severely bruised that the nurse doubts he'll be able to walk for a week."

Lin blanched at the last injury for as a man he knew how that felt, after all how many times had Madoka accidently kicked him there when he was trying to teach her self-defence. Mai stared at a smirking Naru completely dumbfounded. 'How…no, why would he do that?'

"I…I see. And may I ask her victim's name?" Mai finally asked after recovering from her shock a little.

"His name is Kitai Phillips; he's a transfer student from England." 'Oh good grief, no wonder Naru did what he did then! That guy's a prolific flirt!' Mai tried not to laugh upon hearing the victim's name and instead composed herself enough to seem sincere when she conveyed her understanding of how serious a matter this was before ordering Naru as sternly as possible to the van.

When they arrived back at the office Lin immediately retreated back into his office, deciding he didn't want to deal with this anymore and that he had work to do. Mai gestured for Naru to go take a seat in his office whilst she went to go get tea before going to talk to him about this incident.

After making the tea and entering Naru's sanctuary she noticed that he had wisely decided to take a seat on the opposite side of the desk to normal just in case anyone came in. Mai sat cross-legged again in Naru's desk chair and distributed the tea.

"Why are you sat like that?" Naru asked, sipping his beverage.

"Because it's more comfortable as I'm not used to…certain things." Mai replied, drinking her own tea.

"Uh-huh. Do you know why men pull their trouser legs up a little before sitting?" Naru questioned knowingly. Mai shook her head. "It's because it lifts the problem area out of the way a little first." Naru informed. Mai made an 'O' with her mouth at learning this, but quietly went on with her tea.

"Naru, why did you attack Kitai?" Mai had finally asked the question Naru had been waiting all this time for. There was no anger in her tone though regarding his activities, just curiosity.

"Because he started it by feeling me up and kissing me." Naru stated in his defence. Mai's eyes widened slightly before she contemplated what he had said. Naru went on to describe how he had turned down Kitai's advances and how Kitai had decided to seek his revenge whilst Mai was thinking. After coming to understand the situation more thoroughly Mai responded.

"Well done Naru!" Mai said sincerely. "Congratulations on finally putting that Moron in his place." Naru stared at Mai confused.

"You're not angry?"

"Heck no! I've been trying to get rid of him for weeks. He gives me the creeps." Mai informed. Naru jumped up and hugged Mai for no other reason than he suddenly felt like it. 'Okay, that was weird, why did I do that?' Mai had already put it down to a mood swing, however her new male body couldn't get over the fact it'd just been hugged by an attractive girl.

"Um…Naru? I think I have a problem…"

A/N:- So...how was it? I hope you all enjoyed it!

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