Dr. Eggman and Amy Rose, A Love Story By SSJJ(Warning, contains content not suitable for children. There. There's your warning.) As Sonic The Hedgehog beat the breaks off Metal Sonic, Amy Rose was dancing around with a pink stereo, twerking and wagging her little pink tail for Sonic, Eggman watched from afar. Suddenly, he had feelings for her. I HAVE TO GET WITH HER... he thought to himself blushing, as Metal Sonic blew to smithereens. I NEED THAT BOOTY ! " Give it up, Egghead !" Sonic shouted. " It's over !" Eggman stood up in his Eggmobile, farted, sat back down, flying off back home. " Eeewww, gross !" both Sonic and Amy remarked. They ran to Station Square for some chilidogs. ************* Back in his lair, Dr. Eggman was in the shower, touching thinking lewd thought about AMy Rose, the most beautiful Hedgehog to ever live. He came out of the shower, then went to his bedside, where somehow he already had a photo of Amy. Staring at the photo, he felt strong emotion. "Is..Is this what love feels like ..?" 10 seconds later, he went running through a meadow of flowers, with the song "Love Like Woe" by The Ready Set blaring through his speaker. "She got a love like woe (woah-oah-oah oh,) (woah-oah oah-oh) La-da-da, I kinda feel like it don't make sense, cause your bringing me in and now your kicking me out again. Love so strong, then you moved on-OUCH, FUCK !" The fat doctor was singing, until he tripped on a rock and stubbed his foot. he started boo-hooing, crying, coddling his foot, then called his Eggmobile to take him to Station Square. END OF CHAPTER ONE. Feel free to comment down below. (Btw this was my first story, so please take read this one with an open mind.)