Treelow955:- Hi, I'm back, I apologise for it being so long...
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Treelow955:- Anyway, on with the story! Enjoy!
Disclaimer:- We don't own Ghost Hunt!
The next morning Mai was the first to wake up between her and Naru. She laid in bed a few minutes before cracking her eyes open. She looked at her body real quick to see if she might have changed back into her rightful body. Nope still a man.
She glanced at the clock that was on the table beside her bed, six a.m. Why the heck did she wake up so early?!
She looked over at Naru's sleeping form. He's sleeping like a rock. 'Our sleeping habits must have switched too.' She thought. 'Well, if I have to suffer so does he!' Mai got out of her bed and ripped the covers from Naru's sleeping form. He didn't wake though, not even a little. She began poking him, still nothing. Finally she resorted to tickling the bottom of his feet, knowing how sensitive they were when they were her own. Naru groaned and rolled over a little so one of his hands were sandwiched between his chest and the bed.
"Great, I still have boobs." He muttered sleepily before his eyes cracked open. Mai sighed.
"Yes and I still have...the lower...area." She announced awkwardly. Naru lifted his head up and examined Mai. He grunted before putting his head back down and letting sleep come back to him. He twisted a couple times on his bed before sitting back up with a huff.
"Great, now I need to pee! Thanks for disturbing me Moron!" He said sarcastically, scooting off the bed and heading for the bathroom. Mai sighed and scratched her cheek noting it was rougher than the day before. Naru came back after a few minutes with a scowl on his face.
"How long is this torture supposed to last?" He asked.
"Define what 'this torture' is." Mai replied.
"You know what I mean." He declared, giving her a meaningful stare.
"Oh, that! A few days, give or take." Naru growled at Mai's response.
"By the way, you need to shave, I look like a hobo." Naru informed. Mai rolled her eyes.
"Fine. But you have to shave too."
"Shave what? You're a...I'm a...shave what?" Naru asked not sure who he should refer to as what gender.
Mai let a light smirk form on her face. "Do I really have to answer that? I thought you were supposed to be the genius." She teased.
"Yes, you do, because I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about." Naru said frowning. Mai sighed.
"You have to shave your legs and your underarms, Naru." Naru's frown deepened.
"Why?" He asked.
"B-because…you just have to…Naru, I am not having this kind of talk with you! I know it's weird but you just have to! You don't see me asking you why I have to shave your face!" Mai replied with embarrassment.
"Well, that answer is easy Mai. It is because I feel uncomfortable having hair on my face as I feel it makes me look scruffy."
"Well there you go. That's…kind of the reason girls' shave their legs." Mai said pleased with her answer.
"Well, I see it as pointless and I'm not doing it!" Naru replied.
"Naru!" Mai huffed. "If you don't shave, I'm not gonna shave your face!" She threatened.
"You will shave my face even if I have to do it myself...this conversation is weird, why are we talking about this again?" Naru asked.
"I don't know, you're the one who started it." Mai implied.
"I only merely mentioned that my face needs a shave as it is unusual for me to have not shaven my face and Lin will notice and think something's up!" Naru informed.
"Well the same goes for me! For some weird and odd reason Ayako notices this stuff! So she'll get suspicious too!" Mai hissed.
"She looks at your underarms and legs?!" Naru asked with disbelief. "At least where Lin looks is normal. God women are strange!"
Mai blushed. "N-no, she doesn't look at my underarms but she can see my legs, Naru! I wear skirts!"
"I know and how moronic that is! God they're uncomfortable, I feel like I'm going around naked! And do they have to be so short?! Why the hell couldn't you have packed some form of trousers for me to wear?! Your clothes are ridiculous! Don't even get me started on your underwear either!" Naru ranted.
"Oh so you have a problem with the way I dress?! It's never bothered you before! And maybe I didn't pack any because I knew it would bug you! Why are you even looking at my underwear in the first place?!" Mai yelled back.
"Mai, I advise you to take a good look at me and answer the question yourself." Naru said calmly. Mai blinked at him as she took in the view of her body now belonging to Naru then blushed. "Exactly! That is why I am looking at your underwear, I am you and I have to wear it!" Naru then wriggled a little and then growled, yanking at something around his ribs and shoulders. "My God! I swear bras are made as torture devices, how the hell can you stand wearing one of these things all day?!"
"Okay first of all just because you wear my underwear doesn't mean you have to look at all them! And second of all bras are not 'torture devices'! You've only worn one for what a day?! You have to get used to them! Why are you even wearing one right now?! You just woke up!"
"What am I supposed to do, go around blind so I don't offend you?! Grow up Mai, underwear is underwear! You don't see me complaining you went through my underwear do you?! And as for the bra, how was I supposed to know I was supposed to take it off, do I look like a female to you?! Don't answer that!" Mai huffed.
"Whatever! And what's there to complain about?! All of your underwear is black! Just like the rest of your clothes! And taking the bra off at night is kinda common sense, you know!"
"My underwear is not all black; it is different variations of monochrome..." Naru protested.
"Funny, looked all black to me." Mai interrupted.
"Yeah, well I prefer the darker end of that spectrum, so what! And again, why would I know about bras when I'm not a girl?!" Mai looked at Naru up and down. She sighed.
"You'd think you would get a girls' instinct about these things."
"And you would think that you would stop being an idiot, but that clearly isn't happening."
"Naru you're such a jerk!" Mai said angrily.
"Yeah well, you tell me that ten times a day, tell me something I don't know."
"You're a tea addict!" She proclaimed while pointing at him. "Wait that doesn't mean I have to drink tea all day does it?!" Naru just smirked at her then suddenly his face dropped.
"Does this mean I can't enjoy my tea?! I hope I can still drink tea. What will I do if I can't drink tea?!" He said flustered.
"You're probably only going to have to drink one cup...maybe two. That's usually all I drink. But hey I get to boss you around!" Mai smirked. "And there's nothing you can do about it! Haha this is great! No school, no periods and no getting bossed around by you!"
"NO! I can't live on two cups a day, that's against human rights!" Naru whined. "I wouldn't bet on me not bossing you about though Mai, unless of course you truly believe you can handle directing an entire investigation, plus paperwork, plus monitor watch, plus all the other things I do..." He trailed off.
"Naru, normal people barely drink one cup a day so I don't think it's against human rights! And I don't know...I might...John could help me since he knows about...this switch thing." She said gesturing between the two of them. "Okay maybe he couldn't! But I didn't mean about the case I meant you ordering me to go make you tea and go check the cameras and all the other stuff you order me to do!"
"Firstly, where I come from it's normal to drink at least five cups a day. Secondly, the things I ask you to do are in your job description or did you not read the contract I gave you before you signed it?!" Naru informed.
"Is it really Naru?! I'm not going to take your word for it until I ask another English person! And you never ask me, you always order me! And what contract?!" Mai demanded.
"And where will you find another English person at such short notice?" Naru asked. "Also ask, order, same difference really and in any case I'm your boss." He pointed out. "As for the contract it was the thing I asked you to sign when you first came into the office to accept the job, of course only an idiot like you would not read what they're signing first."
"I don't know! I'm in your body I can do whatever! And no it's not; when you ask someone to do something you do it nicely or politely! When you order someone, you just demand them to do it! They don't even have a say in it! And I'm so sorry that I'm such an idiot Naru! You tell me every day!"
"That is the weakest argument I've ever heard. Just because you are in possession of my body doesn't mean you can do anything, I mean do you think I have some kind of English person radar or something, because that's rather stupid if you do. Again, I am your boss Mai, I don't have to be polite to my employees as it is part of their job to obey my commands." Naru paused to take a breath and cast his eye over Mai. "Also I know I tell you you're an idiot every day, after all a sensible person would've gotten dressed by now instead of hanging around half naked."
Mai opened her mouth to protest.
"And before you say anything, I was about to get dressed when I got caught up in this pointless argument with you all because you refuse to shave my face."
"Yeah well this 'pointless argument' all started because you refused to shave my legs and underarms! I told you that I would shave your face as long as you shaved too! But no, you refused! So it's your fault this pointless argument began!" Mai got up and went through Naru's suitcase to find some clothes to wear for the day.
"Whatever Mai, but you can take the blame when Lin questions the lack of shaving going on with my body." Naru started picking through Mai's belongings as he said this then withdrew holding something frilly and frowning.
"What the heck is this supposed to be?" He asked.
"Whatever you jerk! And don't blame me when Ayako starts hounding you with questions! And that is a skirt! What else do you think it is?!"
"Like she would. I'd tell her where to go if she did. And this is obviously not a skirt as it would barely cover anything. Seriously, I might as well just go around naked for all the good it would do to pretend this is an item of clothing." He said discarding the offensive frilly skirt with clear distaste.
"You can't do that, Naru! I wouldn't say that to Ayako so you can't either! And don't forget, everyone besides John still thinks we're still each other so I can embarrass you a lot more than you can me." Mai went and picked up the skirt that Naru threw. "There's nothing wrong with this skirt! It's not too short; I wear these all the time."
"Yeah well, maybe I'm fed up of acting like such a goody, goody and would much prefer to speak my own mind regardless of what you would do. Also there is nothing more embarrassing you could do to me than me having to wear that!" He pointed at the skirt hanging from Mai's fingers. "Besides, you may wear it, but I'm certainly not going to. I will go borrow clothes from Ayako if I have to, anything to preserve some semblance of modesty."
"Oh trust me, Naru. I can make you all soft and care for people. And if you change my clothes then you're whole wardrobe is gonna be different colours!"
"You think that's the worst you can do to me?" Naru scoffed. "Please, you know nothing if you do think that."
Mai smirked. "I can just call your parents and tell them you're gay!"
"Mai, I am one half of a set of male twins, they've always had that suspicion, you wouldn't be confirming much even though I'm not." Naru informed. Mai tried not to smile.
"So...your parents already think you are?"
"Well, they wouldn't be surprised if I did say that, but like I said I'm not and if you so much as think of telling them that I will make your life a living hell, understand?" Naru hissed. "Now, let's get dressed, we've wasted enough time with this meaningless discussion. Luckily I packed an extra pair of sweats in the go-bag I packed for you so I think I'll borrow those."
Naruisawesome:- Did you enjoy it, I know I did!
Treelow955:- It was quite fun to write this as we did have some very in-depth discussions on certain parts of it didn't we?!
Naruisawesome:- We did, it really made us think!
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