Chapter Eighteen - Summer Exchange Part 3
Malfoy,
O my god I can't believe you actually think you can believe to be of higher status and not be condescending. It is an art I must applaud but also definitely point out to be the very proof of you being condescending! Fine, if you do not want to own up to it, I will leave you to your small little world of snobs (which I will most definitely never let go, because even if you are not condescending, you will still be the biggest snob in the world!)
Your letter has made me laugh so much, the image of a 5 year old Malfoy in front of a mirror practicing his eyebrow raise as if its the last thing he will do... WHAHA
Right and of course I would understand what you would have meant with me talking about the noseless dude, who doesn't?! I am more surpised you weren't offended by my beautiful nickname, I have thought about it for a couple of hours actually! The options were: snake lord, demon eye guy, resurrected dude, murdering bastard, black dressed ballerina or in dire need of manicure guy. Noseless dude seemed easiest... Oh and yeah my aunt is not the greatest, can't blame her really, I mean, I was dumped on her doorstep without her asking for it. And being a wizard must make her very scared.I'm a freak really. Just not very wanted in this house, but that's okay. I got Hogwarts!
What makes you think I owe you any full explanations? My friends are just not writing okay?! They probably have some good reason for it if Dumbledore says they are not allowed to, well you know, he probably knows best.
I like Dipsy already! But honestly Malfoy, I had the pleasure to meet Dobby and he was not very happy to be the Malfoy's house elf... Do you not feel bad in any way to have actual slaves living in your house and working for you?
I just came up with the idea that I should bring you muggle sweets upcoming year, you would love it! Dumbledore likes it too!
So honoured to think you are writing to me with the highest regards ;p
Bye,
HP
p.s."Post post postscriptum" is cultural writing?! Jesus Christ you do know there is something called progressive thinking right, it's quite popular, you should try it sometime.
p.p.s. Back of Malfoy! Hedwig will never get close to being your owl, she is a true Gryffindor and thus loyal down to her last bone. I guess thanks are in order for treating her well though. She is indeed the best of owls that has ever existed.
