The Haruka Tenoh Show

by thisissparta789789

(The incarnations of the SM characters in this story are many times VERY OOC. Also, there is a lot of vulgar humour in this story. Don't like it? Don't read it.) What if Haruka and the rest of the SM cast were crazy? What if websites could become real? What if the cinnamon challenge was a load of crap? What if things weren't normal at all? (Will be updated weekly, maybe more.)

2. DON'T DO DRUGS

Haruka said to the camera, "Welcome to the show, bitches! Anyway, it's me, Haruka, again. Today, we're gonna be smoking some weed I got from Minako—don't ask how she got it in the first place, we don't know, nor do we want to know—and we're gonna see what happens. Hey, Michiru."

Michiru showed the weed to the camera and said, "Here you go. Time to 420 blaze it!"

Haruka said, "Minako called this shit 'Costa Concordia,' because once you do it, your whole mind fucking capsizes." She then rolled it up and put it in her mouth before lighting it. After blowing smoke out, she said, "That feels goooooooood..." After a while, Haruka began to notice some hallucinations. "Oh shit, is this laced?"

Then, a toy bear said, "Haruka, we've had enough of yo bullshit."

"Oh no. No no no no no. This can't be happening."

Then, the toy bear threw a banana at Michiru, striking her in the head and somehow killing her. Haruka screamed, "Noooooo! Not Michiru!"

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REST IN PEACE

MICHIRU KAIOH "SAILOR NEPTUNE"

?-2014

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Haruka then said, "Don't do drugs, 'cause you'll end up enjoying this show."