It took John a minute to actually understand Dave's ironic little comment, and when he did he blushed and grinned bashfully. "O-Oh that wasn't just a sentiment of how 'fucking' annoying they were?" He giggled, hiding his face as Dave approached him with said 'fucking smuppet' in one hand, and a condom in the other. Wow… this was happening so fast! John might actually lose his virginity tonight…
And he was completely okay with that.
Dave gave a cheesy grin before shaking his head. "No way...they're actually pretty useful." He winked before mounting the bed as he went on, "I could explain to you how." He pressed his pale hand against the opposite's tan chest and pushed him back fully onto the bed before finishing, "But you'll get to experience that first hand."
John blushed but welcomed the touch as Dave gently lowered him onto his back. "O-Oh wow Dave... I get to experiance the Strider-Smuppets first hand? Lucky, Lucky me~" John cooed, surprising even himself with how absolutely seductive his voice was. "...Get down here." He whispered. "Show me~"
He leaned down to kiss the boy deeply before letting out a small smirky chuckle, "Well, if you enjoy it well enough you can get your own for only 5.99~" he teased playfully, kissing down the boy's neck.
John stopped kissing, in fact he stopped moving entirely for dramatic effect as he pulled away from the boys lips and stared with a look of absolute disbelief. "..."
Next thing he knew, before he could even control himsel really, John had Dave pinned on his back agaisnt the matress of his bed, overpriced smuppet in hand as he held the sex puppet like a knife against Dave's chest. "You wanna know something?" He cooed.
Dave felt his face heat up until it was a bright red. "A-and what would that be?" He asked stutter and Texan accent coming out in full swing now. Damn it, why did that have to happen. So uncool...
John never did answer, he simply responded with a coined smirk as he drug the smuppets nose down Dave's chest. He stopped promptly upon reaching the base of Dave's dick, sliding around back to poke and prod at the blond's entrance. "Poke." He teased, giggling to himself as he did so. His first time having sex AND he got to "top", this was so exciting! "...think you can handle this, Strider?"
"Ngh." Was all the blonde boy could muster. God, what an idior he was. He tried to compose himself as he replied, "Heh, i'm more worried about you being able to handle my stride." He said.
"Oh I dont think that will be a problem..." John shrugged, eying Dave's member. "Though lil man IS quite the mouthful." He joked, gently pushing up against Dave's entrace with the puppets nose. "mm?"
Dave inhaled deeply, trying to keep himself together. 'Lil man' sounded a little like something bro would say. Wait...now wasn't the time to be imagining bro! John, john think about john. You manage to get back to reality to answer the ebony haired boy, "Maybe you should do something about him then." He smirked.
"Maybe... If I feel so inclined." He chuckled, allowing the tip to slide surprisingly smoothly inside Dave, sliding in what he could fit before bringing his free hand down to touch gently at Dave's dick. "Is he feeling left out?" John asked.
"A-ah!" The smuppets had surprised him. He hadn't expected john to get so bold so fast. "I-I...a little. I reckon you should include him in somehow." He muttered, bucking his hips to rub his member against John's hand.
John wrapped his hand around the member and pumped slowly, teasing the boy before speeding up the process. "Sorry~" He hushed downward at his handiwork, shrugging his shoulder in an attractive manner. "Cant have that, now can we?"
As he pumped the boy, John focused also on the puppet. He positioned Dave so he was sitting on the smuppet before crawling into the boys lap. With a sway of his shoulders, John moved in to kiss Dave's ear before whispering "I want you to fuck me, Dave."
John thought it might sound cheesy, or stupid, to state it so bluntly...but he also thought it might be considered attractive? He wasnt sure, but he was going to roll with his instincts, and what better way to get his point across? "Think you can handle that?" He smirked, though not a sarcastic or ironic smirk. A smirk of genuine concern and request.
The Texan can't hold back a small chuckle as he wraps an arm around the boy's lower waist. "Slow down there sport…we don't need you waking up your dad. What would he think if he saw you like this, hm?" The boy teased.
He wasted no time waiting for the male's response instead he simultaneously pulled John back with his arm and thrusted into him, letting out a small moan. "D-damn…tighter than I thought you'd be." He only half teased.
He never had expected John to be so tight. Fuck, he hoped that he wasn't hurting him. He tried to calm his racing mind as he that's to buck his hips, using a few test thrusts to see how the boy reacted.
"A-Ah! Dave-Dave n-ngh stop-" John whimpered, panting and reaching around to grab Dave's dick. "Ow..." He huffed, laughing to let Dave know he was alright. "Y-Yeah, I'm a little...tight." He managed, looking back at the blond. "I have something that might help~" He murmured quietly, reaching across his bed into his bedside drawer and pulling out a small bottle, hoping Dave could catch on.
This is where Dave had to admit he wasn't very experience. To be honest, he wasn't experienced with sex much at all. He swallowed hard, eyeing the bottle. "What do you got there John?" You ask, hoping he'll explain it to you. You sure the hell didn't exactly know what it was...
John gave Dave a questioning look before smirking weakly. This was something he didnt expect. "Lube~?" He chuckled, giving the boy his bottle. "Just put it on my ass and we'll see if THAT helps anything." He laughed.
"I know what lube is." He said, taking it from his opposite. He huffed and crossed his arms. "I just couldn't see the bottle is all..." He half lied. "Now...turn around already. I need to get my dick back in your ass." He grinned.
John chuckled and nodded. "Well then come on, Dave. Do it." He wiggled his butt at Dave, waiting eagerly and a little nervously for the blond's second entrance.
Dave grinned, rubbing a bit of the lube on the tanner boy's ass. He even went as far as to rub around his entrance, letting his finger enter now and again to tease the boy.
John closed his eyes and reveled in how amazing the cool gel felt on his sensitive parts, bits of the lube dripped down and trailed to his dick as well causing him to shiver. "Ohh..." He managed, sighing. "That feels amazing." John praised the teasing, loving it much more than the initial awkward, tight thrusts. Each movement of Dave's finger made him shiver in a different way as said blond began to get more creative with the motions. Experimentally, and a bit cockily, John pressed himself backwards onto Dave's finger, pushing it as far in as his pointer finger could reach.
Dave could feel the heat in his cheeks. He hadn't expected John to respond to his teasing so strongly. The red eyed male curled the index finger inside the boy to test the waters. He was nervous, but the praising kept his experimentation going. John must have liked it if he was praising it after all.
The curling of Dave's finger inside him caused John to arch his shoulders up in toe to the motion, squeaking quietly in a pleasured response. "Eep- Ohh Dave th-there-" He egged the blond on, breaths shaky and short as he tried to hold himself together. John couldnt very well let Dave see how close he already was to coming. Luckily, Dave didnt know much about sex and how it worked, so it was easy to pull off.. "Ah- m-more fingers, Dave."
"More?" Dave asked. He was a little amazed that Egbert even thought that more fingers would fit in, but he could at least try. A second finger slipped in, curling to match his first. He was astounded to see how it actually fit. He grinned a little, spreading the fingers a part just an inch.
As expected, he supposed, the pleasure John felt practically doubled with the second finger's addition. He gasped and let out a small moan before pulling off of the boys fingers. "I'm ready for you..." John panted, finally finding words after a few moments of silence. "...I dont wanna wait anymore, I-I wanna know what you feel like." He blushed, feeling incredibly stupid for the way he phrased that. "Please?"
He slowly pulled his fingers out. He grabbed onto John's hips and pull him back. The blonde pressed against his lover, but refuses to enter him yet. With a chuckle he whispered lowly, "What was that? I couldn't hear you."
John was red-faced, but mustered up a faint and flustered smile in return. "P...Please? He whispered, but with a slight undertone of daring to the whisper. John wanted to see what Dave was made of, and if maybe there was more to him than the scrawny guy he knew. Of course, there must be, but John wanted to see it- feel it. He needed to, in fact. John needed to experiance this, because what if Dave ended up being the one? Gosh, the actual Hell John?! We arent thinking about that right now, how totally unsexy and turn-off-ish!
He shook his head and looked back at Dave before turning around back towards Dave, spreading his legs and lifting his private parts up and out of Dave's way. "L-Look at me, when you fuck me." He added daringly, but with a moment of thought, added "I'm nervous too." a bit softer.
Dave felt a little better to know that his lover felt as nervous as he did. He swallowed hard. "I won't only look at you." He whispered with a small smirk. He leaned in pressing a small kiss to John's lips before sliding himself into the boy. This was better than the first time, easier access too. He let out a small shattered gasp and took a handful of sheets into his hands. "W-well fuck." He said, thrusting in and out of the boy repeatedly. The blonde pressed a kiss to the opposite's mouth once more, rougher this time than before. "Better?"
John let out a blissful moan and nodded a response. "O-Ohhh yeah~ G-God yeah dont stop-" The blue eyed boy spread his legs a bit wider to give Dave more access, moving his hands from around Dave's waist to place them on his thighs to spread himself even further. "Ah- Oh D-Dave..." He tilted his head upwards at the ceiling, closing his eyes in a complete haven. Dave was so big... whether he believed so or not, this was more than he had ever felt inside him. He had experimented with dildos, of course, and his own fingers, but never something this big. This just felt so perfect, and full.
"F-Faster Dave, please you f-feel- Ohh~"
Dave tilted his head back, staring at the ceiling and closing his eyes. It was amazing and it took him a moment to realize that the sounds coming out of John's mouth were words. "A-ah." He says in response and quickens his thrusts inside of the boy. "J-john I don't know how much more...I-I can." He stuttered, flushing.
John moaned, nearing climax himself. "Ah- Th-Then dont speed up." He barely chuckled, getting out what he could before bucking his hips upwards onto Dave's dick. "Ahh- S-Slowly now- P-Please- Oh God D-Dave fuck m-me slower-" He continued, saying what he wanted and what he was thinking without thought of consequense. He didnt think to put a filter on what he was saying, who even cared if he sounded like a little slut? Dave sure wouldnt.
Fuck that voice and those movements created a deadly combination that almost pushed Dave over the edge. He caught himself and slowed down to a reasonably slow teasing pace. He was going to milk this pleasure for all that it was worth before he came. He reached up to push John's thighs a little farther apart. "Come for me John." He demanded.
John panted and allowed his legs to be pressed further apart, grinding slowly upward onto Dave's slow-thrusting length. "I-I'm close, Dave. I'm s-so, ah- nnnngh-" The boy moaned, looking up to meet Dave's eyes before finally letting himself go. He felt a little guilty for coming all over Dave's chest, and his own, but that was just a small...small, miniscule part of him. Most of him was exhausted and in complete bliss.
Dave quickly pinned the boy's wrists to keep him pinned just in case he wanted to crawl away. Dave wasn't done yet. He managed to get a few more thrusts in before coming inside the opposite boy. He let out a small moan as he did so. It took him a moment before he could move himself away from the boy and collapse beside him.
John lay on his back, allowing the feeling of Dave's coming inside him to finally take him over as he rolled over and lay a hand on the boys chest affectionately. The same hand moved down to gently roll the condom off of his lover's dick."Dirty, dirty boy." He whispered, reaching across Dave to toss the soiiled condom into the trashcan beside his bed. "My dirty boy." He corrected himself, whipping some hair out of his face before returning his gaze downwards to Dave.
Dave grinned and leaned up to kiss John. "That was better then any movie." He whispered, cupping his cheek. He kissed him again, closing his eyes. "John...my angel." He grinned, "Too cheesy?" He inquired, rolling on his side to face his lover.
John giggled quietly. "Not at all." He smiled sweetly. This whole situation was so crazy and lust-filled, he almost didnt care at all as his brain formed a voice of his own. "I...love you, Dave."
Dave's heart skipped a beat, but he grinned widely. "John Egbert...I fucking love you to." He said, kissing him deeply. His life was finally starting to look a little brighter, not that he was complaining, it was the first time in forever that something had gone his way.