49-Stripes

Roz walked into Frasier's condo, her eyes widening with horror. "God Daphne, please tell me you aren't wearing that!"

Daphne looked down at her clothing. "Why? What's wrong with me dress?"

"Those stripes look horrible on you!" Roz replied. "They make you look like a blue and yellow striped whale."

Daphne pretended not to be hurt by Roz's comment on her noticeable weight gain. "Well it's too late to change, Roz! Niles will be here any minute!"

The doorbell rang and she brushed away her tears. Niles stared at her and then smiled, "Oh Daphne, you look so incredibly beautiful."