Haruka said, "What's up you drug trafficking junkies! It's Haruka Tenoh, here! Anyways, today, I'll be talking about social network and online communities. First off we have Twitter. It's this site where you basically send out anything if it's under 140 characters. This provides a LOT of situations for stupid people to tweet stupid opinions."

Tweet 1: Neo-Queen Serenity is a dictator! #freedom

Tweet 2: I really don't like Koreans! #JapanRocks

Tweet 3: I love to eat the banana!

Tweet 4: Unit 731 never happened! #ChineseLies

"Woah woah woah," Haruka said. "Stop! That's taking it too far... Don't you ever talk shit about Neo-Queen Serenity! Now, let's move on to Facebook. Dear God, Facebook. It's that dumbass website where people post irrelevant things about their lives."

Post 1: I totally just cooked up pasta.

Post 2: Went jogging across the park for exercise. Had some pizza afterwards because I can.

"I especially hate it when people post pictures of themselves cooking," said Haruka. "Honestly, if you're not gonna give any of that to us..."

WOOOH! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

"And then we have Tumblr," said Haruka. "They're the worst of them all. All Tumblr is is a giant circlejerk of teenage girls who post dumb opinions on the internet. I know, I'm kinda being a hypocrite here."

Post 1: CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY! #killallmen

Post 2: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! #diecisscum

Post 3: SOCIAL JUSTICE! #CHECKPRIVILEGE

"You're doing next to NOTHING to help the groups that you claim are oppressed," said Haruka. "I should know. I'm a lesbian. And yet has Tumblr done anything for me other than get me annoyed? Fuck no! All they do is whine and bitch about men, white people, cisgender people, and pretty much everyone who isn't them. I'm pretty sure I'm not oppressed as a Japanese person in Japan. That's the other problem with Tumblr. They're so American-centric they think America's history of not-so-good treatment of non-whites happened everywhere, and whites did all genocides."

Post 4: END GENOCIDE! KILL WHITEY!

"That's not fucking true, you dumb faggot," Haruka said. "Japan killed millions of Chinese and Koreans in World War 2. Killing white people isn't going to stop genocide. In fact, it is a fucking genocide."

Then, Michiru ran in, saying, "Oh God, you pissed off the Tumblr community, Haruka!"

"Oh shit, not them." Haruka then ran behind her bed as Usagi stumbled in, her clothes nearly ripped to shreds by the angry crowd.

"It's hell out there," said Usagi. "They took everything from me." She then hid behind the bed as well.

Then, a crowd of Tumblr Social Justice Warriors burst through the door. One of them yelled, "You're all a bunch of internalised misogynists and homophobes!"

Haruka said, "Internalised my ass! More like truth-tellers!"

Another one in the crowd said, "I ship you and Usagi hard, Haruka!"

"Oh yeah," said Haruka in reply. "I forgot to talk about the shipping... Dear God, the shipping..."

Then, Twitter, Pornhub, Facebook burst through the windows. Michiru said, "Oh thank God, Twitter and Facebook are here with... Pornhub?"

Pornhub shrugged as Twitter said, "We ain't here to help. We're here to kick all your asses."

Haruka, Usagi, and Michiru then screamed as the giant crowd overwhelmed them.