The Haruka Tenoh Show

by thisissparta789789

(The incarnations of the SM characters in this story are many times VERY OOC. Also, there is a lot of vulgar humour in this story. Don't like it? Don't read it.) What if Haruka and the rest of the SM cast were crazy? What if websites could become real? What if the cinnamon challenge was a load of crap? What if things weren't normal at all? (Will be updated weekly, maybe more.)

4. OH GOD THE SHIPPING

"Konnichiwa, bitches," Haruka began. "Welcome back to the Haruka Tenoh Show! Honestly, I have no fucking clue why you guys come on back to watch this shit. I don't even know why I make these videos in the first place. Anyway, I'd like to address an issue that I forgot to in the video about online communities. It's about a thing called shipping."

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WHAT IS SHIPPING, HARUKA-SENPAI?

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"Simply put," Haruka began. "Shipping is when fans of a work of fiction or a real-life event or thing or whatever the fuck you call it begin to pair up characters and/or people from that thing together in a relationship, hence the shipping part. Now, this isn't too bad, unless you're doing it to real people, then in the case, you're a fucking stalker and a creep. However, it can get out of hand, especially if you take into account the disease known as Rule 34."

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WHAT IS RULE 34, HARUKA-SENPAI?

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"Oh God," Haruka said. "Rule 34 is atrocious! It's a rule if the internet that states that as long as something exists, porn of it will be made."

"BUT THAT'S LIKE TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE, HARUKA-SENPAI!"

"No, it's not. Rule 35 is why. That rule basically feeds into Rule 34 by saying that porn of a thing will always be made if it cannot be accessed. These 2 rules play heavily into shipping because face it, who wouldn't want to see 2 people they like together grinding it on a bed? As for me, since I get shipped a lot, I have a mixed reaction to this. I like it when people draw pics of me and my GF Michiru getting it on. But... Sorry guys, I'm not into fucking Usagi or Mamoru... But hey, it's my body, and I can do whatever the hell I want!"

Then, Michiru walked in and said, "I bought a new toy!"

"Awwwwwwwwww yeah! Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna be doing an Ask Haruka video soon. If you want to have your questions answered, private message me. Don't put them in the reviews, because I won't read them there. Anyways, let's have some fun, Michiru!"

"Yay! I'm gonna make you feel-"

Then, Mamoru walked in. Mamoru said, "Can you 2 keep it down?! Me and Usagi were about to have sex!"

"Dude, no... Just, no... You're, like, what, 3 years ahead of her, man!" Michiru then shut the door in his face. "Enough of that idiot."

"I swear to God," Haruka said. "Michiru treats that boy like the Tokyo Mew Mew fandom treats Masaya sometimes. And they say I'm a man hater because I'm a tomboy who likes girls. Man, fuck stereotypes... Literally."