Haruka said as she hit record, "Welcome to the show, you alley-dwelling asspiles! Today, we're gonna be talking about a sister trope to the infamous weeaboo. If you've lived under a fucking rock for the past decade, a weeaboo is someone who is extremely obsessed with Japanese culture. Believe me, they are horrible."
After several disgusting pictures of weeaboos flashed on the screen, Haruka continued, "Now, weeaboos also have a sister to them called the teeaboos. Teeaboos are basically these idiots who are obsessed with England and whack off to the Doctor or Sherlock Holmes some shit like that. They can be just as bad, if not fucking worse, than weeaboo trash. Like weeaboos, they also have a tendency to misuse words, like how weeaboos use the word "otaku" as a term of endearment when it's an insult in Japan. As for teeaboos, expect them to misuse the word "British" when they really mean "English," because who the fuck cares about the Welsh, the Scottish, or the Irish anyway, right?"
Then, Haruka heard a knock on the door of her apartment. A man said in a thick Scottish accent, "Open up, ya bloody bastard! How dare you say I don't matter!"
"I'm sorry! I was saying it sarcastically!"
"Oh... Sorry about that then. By the way, you got a lotta teeaboos rushing at your apartment building right now. Good luck."
"Okay the- WAIT, WHAT?!"
"Don't worry," said another outside man in an Irish accent. "I got this!" Then, Haruka heard several gunshots. "I don't got this! The teeaboos have too many umbrellas!" The Irishman then screamed as the teeaboos tore him apart.
"Wow, what the fuck is wrong with my world?"
By the way, I am taking questions for an Ask Haruka episode later on, so PM the author (me) the questions. DON'T PUT THEM IN THE REVIEWS.I will probably get Haruka to answer all questions.
Haruka then said, "Wait, who the fuck are you?!"
I gotta go! See ya!
"Hey! Get the fuck back here with my camera, asshole!"