The Haruka Tenoh Show

by thisissparta789789

(The incarnations of the SM characters in this story are many times VERY OOC. Also, there is a lot of vulgar humour in this story. Don't like it? Don't read it.) What if Haruka and the rest of the SM cast were crazy? What if websites could become real? What if the cinnamon challenge was a load of crap? What if things weren't normal at all? (Will be updated weekly, maybe more.)

6. HOW TO EAT IN 15 DIFFERENT CULTURES

JAPAN

Haruka said, "Oh boy! Math homework!" She then ate a piece of paper containing math problems.

IRAQ

Haruka said, "I can't wait to try this new food and OH MY GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!"

ETHIOPIA

Haruka held her hands to her face, thinking there was food there. After realising there wasn't she said, "Agh shit!"

NORTH KOREA

Haruka said, "Oh boy! Juche!" She then ate a piece of paper with the word 'Juche' written on it.

AFGHANISTAN

Haruka said, "I can't wait to try this new food and OH MY GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!"

SYRIA

Haruka said, "I can't wait to try this new food and OH MY GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!"

ISRAEL

Haruka said, "I can't wait to try this new food and OH MY GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!"

GAZA

Haruka said, "I can't wait to try this new food and OH MY GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!"

UKRAINE

Haruka shook and fell to the ground after being riddled with bullets.

DETROIT

Haruka shook and fell to the ground after being riddled with bullets.

SOUTH KOREA

Haruka said, "Oh boy! Math homework!" She then ate a piece of paper containing math problems.

CHINA

Haruka said, "Oh boy! Math homework!" She then ate a piece of paper containing math problems.

CHINATOWN

Haruka said, "I would like to eat the dog!"

SOUTHEAST ASIA

Haruka was about to eat something before pulling her head back and saying," Man, this food smells like shit!"

UGANDA

Haruka said, "Is everybody at the table for dinner? Wait, where are my kids?"