Haruka said, "Welcome back, you disgusting pieces of sewer filth. It's Haruka, again. Anyway, me and
Michiru have 2 special guests with us today." She then turned her head to the door. "Come on out, guys!"

Then, 2 people walked out that looked like Haruka and Michiru. Michiru said, "These 2 are ourselves from a realm not usually connected to ours, Realm 6.2."

Normal Haruka said, "Okay, I am very confused. What the hell is going on?"

Haruka said, "Welcome to Realm 6.2! I am you from this realm, and I am here to tell you all about me and Michiru."

Normal Michiru said, "You guys are certainly weird."

"Yeah, I know. Anyway, we're still kinda cleaning up from the invasion of the teeabooss, those England fanatics who get off to Doctor Who and Sherlock and Tea and shit like that."

Normal Haruka said, "I can tell this realm is more chaotic than ours. No offence."

"None taken, you're 500% right. Most of the time, I'm the sane one, and I have my own issues. Now, Normal Michiru, didn't you say you're the bisexual one?"

"Yeah? Why?"

"Things are kinda different here. Michiru... doesn't like men, to say the least. And I'm full-on pansexual. Let's just say that I grew a huge dick and pussy crop before I settled down with Michiru."

"That's interesting," Normal Haruka said. "So anyways, where are the other senshi?"

"Oh yeah. They all live in the same apartment building as me. I think everyone except Minako and Makoto are here right now."

Usagi then walked in, saying, "Minako and Makoto are still hungover from last night's party. They had rough sex last night and I think they don't remember it. I could hear them scream from my apartment. Even me and Mamoru don't do it that loud."

Normal Haruka and Michiru blushed from Usagi's sexually explicit comments. Normal Michiru said, "You guys have sex?! How old are you?!"

"Uhhh," Haruka said. "I have no fucking clue in years. We count time in chromosomes here. I think around 500 is the equivalent of 18 years. I know that I am 420 chromosomes old. I forgot everyone else, to be honest. Honestly, age in chromosomes or years means nothing nowadays. I assume everyone's at the same age as everyone in your realm is."

Normal Haruka said, "Oh my! You guys are too young to do that!"

"Says the couple who actually did do it," Michiru said.

"That was different," Normal Michiru replied. "That was different because... Because... Yeah, okay, we're hypocrites."

"Anyway," Haruka said. "Did you meet your Realm 1.0 selves from the DiC dub yet?"

"Yep," said Normal Haruka. "We did. They were creeped out by our relationship because of the whole cousins thing. Then Michelle had the audacity to suggest that she and Amara could do it. We all shook our heads no because that would be incest in that realm, and I'm pretty sure no one likes that. Oh, and I kicked Amara's ass in a motorcycle race."

Haruka laughed and said, "That reminds me. Wanna go race in our cars?"

Normal Haruka said, "Hell yeah!"

In the aftermath of the race, Michiru said to Normal Haruka, "Yeah... Haruka's gonna be in the hospital for a few chromosomes."

Normal Michiru said, "I still can't believe a drunk, 12-year-old Realm 6.2 Hotaru managed to get into a car and T-bone this realm's Haruka just as she was about to win."

Then, Normal Hotaru peeked from behind Normal Michiru and said, "Michiru-mama, the other Hotaru taught me some new words."

Normal Haruka then said, "Oooookay, let's not say bad words here, Hotaru, okay?"

Normal Hotaru replied, "Okay, Haruka-papa."