A dysfunctional rescue group

A pair of hands pressed down on the floor, searching for some kind of latch to lift up the section of floor, or maybe a loose floorboard that he would be able to pry up. However, he could find nothing. Prussia sighed, stood up, and looked towards the Italian who was freaking out in the corner.

Prussia placed his hands on Romano's shoulder and looked him in the eyes. "Calm down it's gonna be okay, we'll find him." He reassured. Romano pushed Prussia away from him. "How can you say that? Matteo was just sucked it to the fucking floor! It is not going to be alright!" Romano screamed clutching his hair.

Prussia attempted to reason with the Italian again. "I know, but you have to stay calm, we'll get him back okay." Prussia said softly.

Romano shook his head and began to pace around the room. "No, no, no, no." Romano chanted as he shook his head from side to side.

"Romano. Listen to me, everything is gonna be okay." Prussia said firmly. Romano tensed up and turned to look at the Prussian. "How do you know that? How can you be so sure when you say that?" He asked.

Prussia looked away. "I-I can't be sure…but that doesn't mean I'm going to give up. We're going to find Birdie, no if, ands, or buts about!" He yelled slamming his hand on the table. Prussia's words seemed to work, because Romano finally calmed down. "I hope you're right bastard."

Prussia was hoping that he was right too, because losing Birdie would be totally un-awesome. Even though they had only known each other for a day, Prussia had already deemed Romano and Canada as awesome enough to be in his presence.

"Okay we need to come up with a strategy for finding Birdie." Prussia stated with confidence.

The next day at the world meeting…

"Haha you guys are crazy." America said as he watched Britain and France fight with each other.

"Bloody frog!" England screamed, and punched France in the face.

"Black sheep!" France responded, kicking Britain in the shin.

China sighed. "Westerners are so weird…"

"Everyone will become one with mother Russia!" Russia stated cheerfully, effectively creeping everyone else out.

"Does anyone else hear that noise?" Germany asked.

"Ve I hear, it sounds like…a hammer!" Italy said enthusiastically.

"Yes I hear it as well." Japan added.

"No way dude that sounds like some heavy machinery!" America yelled.

"I think it is coming from the meeting room." China said.

"Well open the bloody door so we can find out what it is!" England shouted.

Germany walked up to the doors that lead to the meeting room, and slowly opened them.

"Damnit bastard, be careful with that thing!"

"Call down I know what I'm doing."

"Are you sure about that!"

"Roma shut up! You're distracting me." Romano punched Prussia in the arm. "Don't tell me what to do bastard!"

The eight nations that had just entered the room, stared in shock at the scene of Prussia and Romano destroying the floor.

Floorboards had been removed, and Prussia was digging a hole of some sorts in the floor. "…Bruder what are you doing?" Germany feared what the answer would be.

Prussia turned around and grinned at his brother. "Oh I'm just trying to find Canada! He disappeared into the floor yesterday." Prussia turned back around and continued to dig.

"Aiyah what is wrong with your brother?" China whispered to Germany. Germany just shook his head and looked away.

"Ve Romano what are you doing?" Italy asked.

Romano growled and crossed his arms. "I'm trying to find Matteo damnit!" He said angrily.

"Why do you guys think that Canada disappeared into the floor?" America asked. Romano rolled his eyes. "Because we watched him get sucked down."

Britain remained silent and stared at the two nations digging a hole in the middle of the room.

"Um Romano are you sure you're okay?" France asked.

Romano glared at the eight nations. "I'm perfectly fine damnit!"

Spain walked into the room, "Huh? What's going on in here?" He asked, confused just like everyone else. The process of nations entering the room and being confused repeated several times, until Spain, Belgium, Netherlands, Belarus, Ukraine, Cuba, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Romania, Greece, Turkey, Hungary, Austria, and Switzerland were all standing outside the door.

Switzerland shook his head and decided he wanted nothing to do with all of this nonsense and left, followed by Austria, and Hungary followed both of them for no specific reason. Turkey and Greece forgot about what was going on in the room and started an argument with each other. The two nations decided it would be best to 'take it outside' and solve their problems, nonviolently of course.

Sweden decided that this was none of his business and left as well, followed by Finland coughhiswifecough and Iceland left to find Mr. Puffin. Norway left too, and Denmark followed him. Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania didn't want to be in the same room as Russia if they didn't have to be so they quickly left with the others.

Netherlands, Belgium, Ukraine and Cuba stayed, because they were worried about Canada. Spain stayed because he was worried about Romano, and Romania was still there because he was suspicious. All of the members of the allied forces, and the axis powers members were still there as well.

Oh and Belarus but, we all know that she's only there because she just wants to creep on her older brother and be an incestuous stalker.

By this point Prussia had made an eight-foot hole in the floor, and still no Canada. "Damnit! How long do I have to dig?" Prussia yelled. Romano glared at the hole. "Until you find Matteo bastard!"

Ukraine stood by her younger brother with tears in her eyes. "Oh I hope Canada is okay." She said worriedly. Netherlands and Belgium nodded their heads in agreement. Cuba glared at America. "I bet this is your fault you damn bastard!" He yelled storming up to the American.

"Whoa chill out bro, the hero would never do something like that to his brother!" America yelled defending himself.

Belarus latched onto Russia's arm not allowing anyone to get near him, and only reluctantly letting Ukraine stand by his side.

Romania and Britain shared a knowing look, and Romano pushed Spain away from him. "Damnit albino bastard did you find Matteo yet?" He asked Prussia angrily.

"Argh I'm trying okay! Don't rush the awesome me!" Prussia retorted. Romano glared at him. "You said you would find Matteo, so find him damnit!" the Italian yelled.

Britain walked up to the hole Prussia had dug and cleared his throat. "Um sorry to be the barer of bad news, but digging that hole isn't going to help you find Matthew." Romania stood beside Britain and nodded his head.

Everyone turned to look at the Brit. "How do you know that?" Romano asked feeling a little skeptical. "Ja, what makes you think we won't find him?" Prussia asked glaring at England.

"I never said you wouldn't find him, I just know that you won't find him by digging a hole in the floor." England said.

"He's right." Romania piped in. "Because the hole that…Canada fell into was a magical hole."

"What the fuck are you bastards talking about?" Romano asked.

"Huh I guess that makes sense, considering that he was sucked into the floor." Prussia considered this new information.

Germany could feel a migraine coming on and decided that he did not need to be involved in this nonsense. "That's it I'm leaving." Italy gave a quick wave to his brother before leaving with the German. Prussia and Romano glared at the retreating forms of their brothers. "Unhelpful bastards." Romano grumbled under his breath.

"Aiyah I'm too old for this." China said following Germany's example. "Ah yes I think it would be best if I left as well." Japan said.

"Well if you know so much then how do we get him back?" Romano asked irritably.

England scratched the back of his head and looked to the floor. "Ah that's the problem…we have to determine where he went first, and that will probably be difficult."

"Well you better do it fast bastard!" Romano yelled at England.

England glared at the Italian. "It's not a simple task you wanker!"

"Well we'll help you! There's no telling what horrible things Birdie is probably going through right now." Prussia said as he climbed out of the hole.

Britain hummed and looked around the room at all the nations that were still here, and then shared a look with Romania. "Well it might work if you all pitched in." Britain was unsure of how things would work out.

Everyone minus Belarus agreed to pitch in, if it meant finding Canada.

"Okay so what do we do now?" Romano glared at England.

"Well I've got to gather my things first…but there are a few things you all could do for me." England shared a few words with Romania before turning to face the group. "Okay we'll need any personal belongings of Canada you can find, and the help of the people that he considers closest to him."

America and France immediately stepped forward. "That's gotta be me! Mattie is my bro!" He stated with pride. "And I as well, Mathieu is very close to me." France piped in.

"Okay then I'll have to use you two for the spell." America and France stared at Britain with wide eyes. "W-wait you're gonna try to use your magic on us!" Britain rolled his eyes and ignored the two nations.

Romano sat down on the floor and crossed his arms a pout on his face. Prussia squatted down next to the Italian, and rested a hand on his shoulder. "You okay Roma?" Romano glared at the albino. "Don't call me that, and I'm fine."

Prussia frowned. "No you're not I can tell that something's bothering you."

Romano looked up at him confused. "How?"

Prussia grinned. "Easy, I've been talking to you for over a minute and you haven't used any kind of profanity yet."

Romano snorted and rolled his eyes. "Shut up…bastard. I'm just worried about Matteo."

"Don't worry we'll find him, we've got a rescue group and everything." Prussia punched Romano in the arm lightly, trying to cheer the Italian up.

The southern half of Italy shook his head and looked around the room. "Do you see this group? We're never going to get anything done with this dysfunctional rescue group."

Prussia looked around the room and realized the truth behind Romano's words. England was choking France, while America cheered him on. This somehow resulted in America being choked by Cuba, while Russia watched in amusement. That is until Belarus started begging him to marry her, and Ukraine was balling her eyes out because she was worried about Canada and unsure of what she should do about her siblings. Spain and Belgium were talking about having lunch with each other, Netherlands was kind of just chilling in the corner…, and Romania was…gone?

"Yeah I think you're right, you know what that means?" Romano looked at Prussia with raised eyebrows. "Well eyebrows said that he's gonna have to use magic to find Birdie, right?" Romano nodded his head. "So we just steal his magic stuff and get Birdie back ourselves." Prussia suggested.

Romano considered this for a minute, and after observing their dysfunctional group once again, he agreed. "Yeah bastard let's do it. Fuck these assholes."

Prussia straightened up and offered a hand to the Italian, which Romano gladly took and stood up as well. "What's first?" Romano looked up at Prussia. "First we steal eyebrow's stuff." Prussia whispered this so none of the other nations could hear him. Romano nodded his head, and followed the Prussian out of the room.

A/N: Hm I think ending this chapter right here is for the best, next chapter will probably be longer and we will see Canada again…maybe. On a completely unrelated note, what kind of music do you think these guys would listen to?