Who Knew School Was This Crazy

MamiiChu

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Tsuna's P.O.V

During lunch break, students from the middle school section of Vongola Academy come over to our school. The lunch here is an hour and tewnty minutes, so I'm actually able to finish my lunch. Fuuta and I-Pin come to our class, and so do Yamamoto and Ryohei. Bianchi comes too, but I'm surprised to find out that she's from the college section. She certainly looks like mature woman, but I didn't think she actually attended. I-Pin tells us that Lambo and Rin went to the upper floor to have lunch with Giotto-nii and his gang. Suprisingly, Lambo is Lampo's younger brother, and Rin is Cozart's and Enma's distant cousin from their mother's side. I don't see it but I believe them. Speaking of Cozart...

"Ne, Enma-kun. How's your older brother doing?" I ask Enma-kun, who's sitting next to me. "I haven't been able to talk to him."

"He's been good. He got over his sickness and convinced father to let me study more than a year here." Enma-kun replies.

"What do you mean?" I say.

"Well, father said that I could only study here for one year. But Cozart wanted me to experience and interact with humans and their behavior. As a child, I was always very sickly and I didn't like people very much, so I spent my early years pent up in my large bedroom. He only told me that I could study here for one year before I inherited the Shimon Mafia, but now he's leaning more to the point to let me study here." Enma-kun smiles softly before taking a bite out of his sandwich.

His cute smile makes me happy and cheerful, and I hug him and nuzzle his face. "Nah, you're so cute, Enma-kun!"

"Y-You think I-I-I'm c-c-cute?" He blushes.

"Of course!"

Yamamoto chuckles. "You are Enma. No denying it."

"N-Not y-y-y-ou to, Y-Yamamoto-san..." Enma-kun replies bashfully.

"Che, not that cute... Juudaime is much cuter." Gokudera-kun mutters.

"You think I'm cute, Gokuder-kun?" I ask.

"Y-You didn't hear that!" Gokudera-kun exclaims.

"Yes, okay. Whatever you say, Gokudera-kun."

The door opens, and Giotto-nii and his 'right-hand man', G, enters our classroom. Conversation stops dead as he walks over to me, ruffling my hear. He scans the class, and girls seem to drop dead when he 'looks' at them.

"Okay... This class is good." He calls over to G.

"How can you tell, Primo?" G asks.

"Trust me. Hyper Intuition, 'member?" Giotto-nii replies. G nods. "Hey little bro. How's the school treating you?"

"Pretty good." I murmur my reply. "Why are you here, anyways?" I add.

"Oh. Patrol."

I freeze. "Patrol?" I echo.

"Yup." Giotto-nii leans down and looks around. "Lately, the Varia Institute and Millifiore Private Academy students have been storming our campus. The principal hired us to patrol the school to see if we can find any rogue students. But keep a secret."

'Whatever you say, Giotto-nii."

He chuckles and ruffles my hair. "You say that a lot." He turns to G. "Anyways, let's go join Crybaby Number 2 and Checker-Chick." H nods once more and they both walk out.

"Checker Chick? Who's Checker Chick? And who's Crybaby Number 2?" Gokudera-kun asks after they leave.

"Cozart-nii calls Rin-san Checker-Girl." Enma-kun replies.

"Why?' Fuuta asks. Does he have an evil glint in his eye.

"Lambo is a huge crybaby, the only one who can rival Lampo, his older brother. Therefore, in order of birth, we name them Crybaby number 1 and number 2." Enma-kun replies. "Rin-san's box weapons are Lince Di Luce and Lince Di Notte. They are black and white, and besides, those are her favorite colors. Her closet is full of black and white clothes, and she has two dogs that are black and white."

"How do you know this?"

"I'm her-"

"Move out the way, people!"

"Ahahaha! Fighters comin' through!"

"Pardon us, minna-dono!"

Three black, blue, and white blurs jump past our table and break the window, jumping out of it. Enma-kun, Fuuta and I, being closest to the window, run over to it. Rin and Lambo are at the bottom.

"Should we not comply with orders from Cozart-dono?" A blonde-brown haired boy asks Lambo and Rin.

"Forget Cozart! I'm always ready to rumble, so bring it on!" Rin yells, directing the challenge to a boy with green hair.

"Good luck with that, checker-girl." The boy said in a monotonous voice.

"C-Can I go now?" Lambo asks, ready to cry his eyes out.

"Fine. Run away. I'll take the knife-dude and the robot-dude." Rin hits her fist. "Let's rumble!"

"Are you sure you want an unfair fight?" A blonde dude with bangs that go over his eye asks.

"Hell yeah! I've been itchin' to pick a fight with someone, and I've got a bone to pick with ya so you'll do! Basil, you with me!"

"Please, I plead thee, Rin-dono. Do not disobey Giotto-dono and Cozart-dono."

"No. I will fight them, no matter what the bosses say. Now, let's do this!"

"Then I hope you'll suffice with four of us against you, checker-chick."

Two other people jump out of the trees. One is a young man with long white hair, and the other is a person who is wearing a body-concealing dark blue coat and hood. You can't tell, but he has the aura of a boy.

"Holy..."" Rin looks up. "Oi Enma! Get your butt down here and heeelp!" She cries.

"What do you want me to do?" Enma calls.

"Get Cozart! Giotto! Aren't I girl? You can't make me fight alone!"

"Just admit defeat, checker-chick." The cloaked boy states.

"Ah forget it!"

Rin lights up a ring on her middle and index fingers and puts them against openings in two boxes. Two black and white lynxes come out, along with two poles. The two poles turn into swords, and she frowns.

"Lince Di Luce and Lince Di Notte! Attack!"

The two lynxes run towards the boy with blonde hair. They land an attack on him, but he just brushes it off. "Let me handle this one." He says. He takes out a bunch of knives and launches them out her. She reflects few of them, but most of them hit her dead where they were aimed. She let out a scream and fell on the floor. "Ushishishi... Don't mess with the prince, peasant."

"Vooooiiiii! We warned you not to mess with us!" The alibino yells.

"Bel-sempai, I think you killed her... Your father said to keep her alive so he could sell her to Verde-san."

"Screw whatever the hell father says. My future wealth and princess is up there."

The blonde boy points up towards the window. I follow the line of direction and find myself being pointed at. Wait, what? Me? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

"Say what?" I ask dumbly.

"Voooiiii! The shark is going to be the one to devour the tuna!"

"The prince always gets the princess from the villains, no matter what."

"If I steal him away now, will I get paid?"

"Why is this happening to me?!" I yell.

"No! Juudaime is mine!" Gokudera-kun exclaims.

"Y-You m-m-morons should b-b-back off... TSUNA-KUN IS MINE!"

"Maa, maa, everyone should know I'll get him in the end."

Why they are fighting over me, I will not ever want to know. I back away from the window, leaving the weirdos to fight by themselves, but stop when I hear the odor to the classroom slam. I turn and see Giotto-nii there, that 'Better stop, bitches' look in his face. I run behind G, who isn't to far behind, as Giotto-nii stops walking.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" He roars. Conversation and action stop short when his voice reaches everyone, including the people down on the ground. He walks over to the window. "Lambo, Rinne, and Basil, get your sorry excuses for fighting asses over here before I knock you down a few positions!"

A few seconds passed before the three hopped back onto the third floor. G stepped back a little as they collapsed on the floor, panting out of exhaustion. The three of them had both serious and minor injuries. I watched as Giotto-nii started scolding them without anyt mercy, and all they did was bow their heads in apology. He then told everyone to leave, and as soon as everyone obeyed, he started talking louder.

"Didn't I tell you guys not to get in any fights, especially today?" He asked.

"Do you want the other two headmasters to laugh in Nono's face? I'm tired of those two assholes laughing in our faces because we're the so called 'goody-two-shoes' school!" Rin exclaimed.

"Yes, Giotto-dono! Pardon thee for conspiring with Rin-dono, but thy has a point." Basil added.

"I had no part in this!" Lambo exclaimed.

"I don't have time to hear your excuses. Tomorrow morning, I want the rest of the members, including you, in my office. Be late and I will murder you." Giotto-nii suddenly turns around. "And you, Tsunayoshi."

I shriek as I hear my name being called. "Yes, Giotto-nii?" I ask, my voice showing a hint of uncertainty.

"Right now. My office. Follow."

I nod quietly as I follow the back of a furious Giotto-nii down the hall. Talk about a mood swing. He was happy about ten minutes ago, now he can even rival the devil (and maybe even Reborn.) When we reacha door that says "Primo", he opens it and wastes no time in pushing me in. I fall to the floor, but manage to stand up once he shuts the door and locks it. He turns to me.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi."

Holy... Shit... How long has it been since I heard someone say my full name with such seriousness and malice in their voice? I swallow the lump in my throat as he pulls out a list and shoves it in my face.

"Find your Guardians."

I can only stare at him in confusion and shock when he raises his face, showing my the amber eyes I thought I'd never see ever again.

Before Christmas, I. Finished. It. WHOO! More runners, and this time, it's the Varia! More specifically... Belphegor, Fran, Squalo, and Mammon! (Yes, Mammon has gone adult on us.) And also, Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto are also up on the run with the Varia!

Bel: Ushishishi... I know I iwll triumph over these peasants.

Gokudera: What are you talking about, knife bastard?!

Mammon: Obviously, I agree. I will be taking Tsunayoshi.

Gokudera; I don't agree with that last part! He's mine.

Squalo, Fran: No, you're both wrong.

Yamamoto: Yeah, because I'll take him.

Gokudera; BASTARDS!

Me: I'm loving this conflict. What about you guys?

REPLY TO REVIEW TIME!

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Got lazy, so thank you to everyone who favorited/followed this story. Arigatou desu!

Erkay. So I have a lost for inspiration and anime to write about, so there is a new poll on my profile. If you want great future stories, place vote! And the final note, the new story you all have been waiting for is underway! At least until January 5th, wait. The pairing will be 1827. Hehe! Anyways, thank you for reading this story and please review/comment! ^^

p.s: I still feel like doing a Reborn Collab. Anyone? Anyone?