Lucky Escape

Prussia paused and looked to the left then to the right. "Which way are we going bastard?" Romano asked. Prussia stuck his tongue out and pointed to the right. "That way!" He said confidently. "Alright." Romano started to walk towards the right. "Wait no, I meant that way!" He pointed to the left. Romano sighed. "…Okay." He began walking to the left. "Wait I changed my mind again, it's that way!" Romano turned around and glared at Prussia. "Damn it bastard pick already!" He yelled.

Prussia nervously looked between the two paths. "Um well…I think it's that one." He pointed to the left path. "Are you sure?" Romano asked. Prussia nodded his head. "Okay then that's the way we're going no more changing it up."

The trio of friends walked down the left path having absolutely no idea what they were heading into. "I hope we don't die." Romano mumbled morosely.

Netherlands was trapped, and didn't how he was going to get out of this situation. Pangaea had him backed into a corner with Kumajirou in her arms. "Just let me go, I only wanted to find my friend." He complained. Pangaea giggled. "Don't worry I'll be your friend now." She grabbed the end of Netherlands scarf. "We can be very good friends." Netherlands attempted to back farther into the corner. "Um yeah that sounds nice and all, but I really need to get back to where I belong."

She laughed. "You're so silly, you belong with me now." She played with his scarf, and Netherlands gulped nervously. "What are you talking about?" She giggled again. "Do you know who I am?" Netherlands shook his head.

She smiled brightly and leaned closer. "You probably know me as Pangaea…does that ring any bells?" She whispered in his ear. He gasped and stared at her in shock. "P-Pangaea, as in the super continent?" She nodded. "Ding ding ding! We have a winner!" She twirled around in a circle. "Are you awed to be in my presence?" Netherlands didn't say anything he just stared at her in shock. She giggled. "You should be…" She frowned. "Well I guess you shouldn't…I fell apart and lost all my land. Why would you be impressed by a loser like me…?"

Pangaea's eyes turned black. "I'm a loser. Nobody wants me anymore. I'm just trash now!" She laughed and dropped Kumajirou. "All that power…but I couldn't handle it…I was so weak and naïve…but I'm stronger now! I can handle it now I just need a second chance!" She looked up at Netherlands her eyes now a bright red. "And you're going to help me get that second chance…"

Prussia gasped and started running down the trail. Romano and Canada were shocked but they followed after him. "What are you doing bastard?"

"They're close, my awesome knows!" Prussia yelled and ran faster. Romano looked at Canada. The Canadian just shrugged. "We've followed him all the way here, no point stopping when he thinks we're almost there." Romano sighed. "Alright let's catch up with the idiot." He grabbed Canada's arm and started running after Prussia.

Kumajiro crawled away from Pangaea trying to be as quiet as possible. Netherlands noticed him and mouthed the words 'find help'. The little bear nodded and continued to edge away.

Pangaea latched onto Netherlands and hugged him tightly. "H-how am I supposed to help you get a second chance?" He asked nervously. She trailed her hand across his chest. "You're going to become one with me." She whispered. He chuckled. "Ha ha I'm sorry but I can't do that…" He mumbled trying to push her off. She laughed and held on tighter. "I'm sorry but you don't have a choice."

While she was preoccupied Kumajirou found a door and slipped out. Once he was outside Kumajirou found out that he had been inside of a cave that was deep in a forest. The little bear immediately started running away from the cave hoping to find someone who could help him find his way back home.

Prussia was far ahead of his friends, but he didn't care he just had this gut feeling that he was super close to finding Netherlands, but then he tripped and fell on his face. "What the hell was that?" He asked trying to find out what had tripped him, but then a white ball of fluff started attacking his face. "Gyah! Get off!" Then to the albino's dismay the white fluff ball began to lick his face. "Ah! Don't eat me!"

Canada and Romano finally caught up with their friend. "What the hell is on his face?" Romano asked confused, but Canada knew what it was and he ran to Prussia as fast as he could and pulled the fluff ball of his face. "Kumajiro!" He yelled and hugged the bear to his chest.

The polar bear looked up at his owner. "Canada!" Romano watched the beautiful reunion of the polar and Canadian while Prussia wiped saliva off his face.

Kuma started to squirm in Canada's arms. "Tall guy need help!" The bear pointed a paw in the direction he had just come from. "Crazy lady is attacking him!"

"What the hell is your fur ball talking about?" Romano asked still a little out of breath from the run. "I think he's talking about Lars…oh my god Lars is probably with Pangaea right now!" The Canadian started walking in the direction Kumajirou had come from. "We have to go get him."

Romano groaned and followed after the determined Canadian. Prussia now saliva free did the same. Kumajirou whimpered. "No…" The trio continued to walk, and not much later they were standing in front of the cave. "No…" Kuma said again. Canada looked down at his polar bear. "What's the matter Kuma?" Kumajirou shook his head and glared at the cave. "Don't go in there."

"But you said Netherlands was in there, so we have to go in to get him." Romano was quickly becoming frustrated with all of this nonsense why couldn't they just get Netherlands and leave already. He stepped forward and was about to walk inside, until a hand grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back. "Wait Roma…I don't think you should just walk in there like that…" Romano glared at Prussia. "Why not? The faster we get Netherlands the faster we can leave this damn place!"

"Well yeah I know that…but I'm starting to get this feeling that something seriously bad could be happening in there." The albino mumbled.

"Why do you think that?" Prussia sighed and pointed to Kumajirou who couldn't stop shaking in Canada's arms. "That's why."

"So what the polar bear got a little spooked by something that doesn't mean we should be afraid." Prussia frowned. "I think you and Birdie should stay out here…" Romano glared at him, and opened his mouth to tell him that he hadn't come this far just to wait outside and do nothing. But someone beat him to it.

"No we're not staying out here while you go in there. If you're going to risk your life then so are we!" Canada stated firmly. Romano nodded his head. "Yeah what he said." Prussia sighed. "I should have expected this I just don't want you guys to get hurt."

Romano rolled his eyes. "Shut up bastard we'll be fine." The Italian walked straight into the cave without even looking first, much to the dismay of Prussia. "If you're going to go at least be cautious!" Romano snorted. "Ha you sound like your brother."

Prussia frowned and crossed his arms. "I'm too awesome to sound like West…" Canada smiled and followed them to the cave. "Why the fuck is there a door to a cave?" Prussia shook his head. "It's best not to ask questions about this place I think we've already established that it's weird." Romano sighed. "Whatever let's just go in and get Netherlands."

He reached for the door and pulled it open. What they saw shocked all of them, but each of the three friends had different reactions. Canada blushed and looked away, Romano glared and grumbled about how the bastard was perfectly fine, and Prussia laughed.

The room was filled with light now, and it was clear to see that Netherlands was a little uncomfortable. Pangaea was pressed closed to him and feeling up his 'vital regions'. Netherlands looked at the three and frowned. "Help me." Pangaea heard him and ran a hand across his chest. "Don't worry I'll help you." She purred in his ear.

Netherlands tried to back away from her. Canada looked at Prussia and Romano. "So…what should we do?"

Romano snorted. "Pfft there's nothing wrong with this bastard we wasted our time coming here. I say we just leave."

Prussia laughed. "Ha-ha yeah you're right we should let him finish this up." Canada looked at both of them like they were crazy. "B-but he's being raped!" He exclaimed. Netherlands nodded his head. "Canada's right!" Prussia stopped laughing and looked at him. "Seriously? Are you sure?" Canada nodded. "…hm I don't know…it doesn't look like that to me."

Romano nodded. "Yeah I agree with the potato bastard for once."

Netherlands groaned. "She's forcing me into this!"

Prussia frowned. "It doesn't look forced to me."

Canada looked at him in exasperation. "She has him backed into a corner!" She looked at Netherlands and Pangaea. "And she's trying to chain him to the wall!"

Netherlands nodded. "It's true I can't move." His right arm was chained to the wall and Pangaea was working on the other arm.

"Maybe he's just into kinky stuff like that." Prussia suggested. Romano shook his head. "Nah I'm starting to think that this might be forced…"

"Are you serious? It's obviously forced I already told you that I didn't want to do this!" Netherlands yelled.

Prussia still didn't look too convinced but then Pangaea turned around. "He's right I'm forcing him to do this."

"Really?" Pangaea nodded. "Yeah and once I'm done with him, I'll do the same to your two friends."

"Well damn I guess you were right birdie we have to save him…but how?"

Romano rolled his eyes. "Let's just push the old lady down and run." Prussia stared at him. "…that actually sounds like a pretty good idea." The albino walked over to Pangaea yanked her away from Netherlands and tripped her. He undid the chains on Netherlands arms and started backing away. "Well we should get out of here before she gets up." Netherlands nodded and quickly left the cave. Prussia ran after him.

Romano and Canada started running as well. "You know I didn't actually think that would work…I just wanted to see the potato bastard get attacked by that crazy lady." Romano admitted.

"Well that was surprisingly very easy…" Canada added. "I can't believe we're getting away so effortlessly." He said.

Pangaea cackled and her voice carried through the forest. "You fools you can't get away from me! You'll be mine!" She yelled.

"We're almost there!" Prussia yelled, he could see the village coming up and he could hardly believe that they were actually going to make it out of here alive, but of course things never do go quite right. A dark shadow went across the four friends and we they looked in front of them Pangaea was standing there with a murderous look in her eyes, that had morphed into a sick combination of three colors. Black, red and yellow.

Pangaea cackled and raised her hands up. "You can't escape me." The four nations backed up and Pangaea followed them. "I will reclaim the land that was once mine. I will have it all again!" She pointed at Romano and Netherlands. "You two have land, and I will make it mine. Then once that happens I will slowly take over the rest of the world."

Prussia frowned. "And what happens once you take over their land." She grinned. "They'll be stuck here like you." He glared at her. "You're not gonna do that. You can't!"

Pangaea cackled. "Oh yes I can, Netherlands and South Italy will be mine."

Prussia looked at her. "Wait…You're only taking over Netherlands and South Italy?" She nodded. "Well duh they're the only real nations here."

Canada frowned, and Romano scowled. "Hey Can-" Prussia clamped his hand over Romano's mouth cutting him off. "Yep Pangaea you're right those two are the only nations here, since I don't really have any land anymore." Romano glared at him and he rolled his eyes.

Pangaea grinned and nodded. "Once I get to your world I will create massive armies and take over one nation at a time. Everyone will realize that I really am great-" While Pangaea was ranting about her plans Prussia started whispering to Romano.

"It's a good thing that she forgot about Birdie…" Romano gave him a questioning look. "Because we can distract her while Birdie sneaks away to get help."

"-and they'll all love me and worship me because I'm amazing!"

"That's actually a great idea potato bastard." Prussia grinned. "I know I'm a genius." He looked at Canada.

"Then they'll replace all the dumb holidays with cool things about me. I'll have celebrations that last weeks! The people will love it, being joined together as one nation!"

"Do you understand the plan Birdie?" Canada nodded. "Yeah I do…but I don't want to leave you guys alone.." Prussia grinned. "Don't worry Birdie we'll be fine, just hurry back with some help."

Canada frowned. "But what if I don't make it back in time?" Prussia pushed him. "That isn't going to happen. Hurry up and go before her stupid rant ends." Canada bit his lip and nodded. "Okay I'll be back soon." Prussia watched Canada run off into the woods and turned around to hear the last bit of Pangaea's rant.

"-And everyone will be happy the people will have no reason to fight if they're all united as one country!" Prussia frowned he needed to by some time before Pangaea started 'becoming one' with Romano and Netherlands. "Your plan sounds awful." He shouted at her.

Pangaea glared at him. "My plan is amazing you don't know anything!" Prussia rolled his eyes. "I know that your plan is dumb." She growled. "My plan is not dumb!" He laughed. "Yeah it is, and it's never going to work."

Romano looked at Prussia. "Why the fuck are you making her mad?" Prussia waved it off. "Don't worry Roma I know what I'm doing." Romano sighed. "I sure hope so…"

"You wouldn't know how to make a good plan anyways you're not even a nation anymore." Prussia froze and glared at Pangaea. "Neither are you."

She scoffed. "I have good reasons for that, it's not my fault." He growled. "And you think I wanted this to happen to me! Do you honestly think that any nation would want to lose all of their land and be a no body?"

Pangaea smirked. "You miss it too don't you?" He gave her a confused look. "You miss having land don't you, that feeling that you own something and it's all yours…that feeling of power."

"I am too awesome to be compared to you!" Prussia snapped at her. Pangaea laughed. "Ha you know it's true. You want to have land again…Join me and I can give you land." She stepped closer to him. "All you have to do is help me, and we can share it all, you and I can share the world."

Prussia shook his head. "You're crazy…" She grinned. "Am I really? Admit it, you like the idea of it. Right now you're imagining what it would be like to be on the top of the world. To show the others that you really are important." He hesitated. "N-no I'm not!"

Romano looked at him. "You wouldn't do that right?" He asked fear showing in his eyes. Prussia shook his head. "No Roma of course I wouldn't…" Romano crossed his arms. "Well you better not, because if you do I'll never talk to you again, you stupid potato jerk."

Pangaea glared. "Well if you're not going to help me…get out of the way!" She pushed him down and moved towards Romano. "I think I'll start with you." Romano trembled and backed away. "N-no…" She grinned and continued to close the space in between them.

Prussia stood up and tackled Pangaea. "No! Stay away from him!" She pushed Prussia off and stood up. "Okay, I tried to be nice to you and now you're just making me mad." She glared at Prussia and started walking towards him.

The albino stared up at her eyes wide, wondering what she planned on doing to him. When suddenly Pangaea's eyes widened and she fell to the ground. Canada was standing behind her with his tooth brush in hand.

"What the hell did you just do?" Romano asked. "U-uh I thought she was going to hurt you guys so…I hit her…with my toothbrush." Canada mumbled, staring at his toothbrush in confusion.

"Let's not question it now, let's just get out of this place." Netherlands stated. Canada nodded. "He's right, the others are waiting at the village." The two nations, the half of a nation, the ex-nation and the polar bear walked away from the unconscious Pangaea and hurried to the small chibi village.

A few minutes later the nations were being led by Ancient Britain and Rome to a hole in the ground. Romano stared at the whole. "So this is how we get back home?" Rome nodded. "Yep. Just hop in!" He blinked. "Can't we do something else…like drinking a potion or clicking our heels together?" Rome shook his head. "Nope this is the only way."

Romano slowly crept up to the hole and peered over the edge. "This doesn't seem safe…"

Prussia smirked and walked up behind him. "Well too bad it's our only way out so we're going to take it!" He pushed Romano. The Italian screamed as he fell down, Prussia chuckled and jumped in after him. Netherlands looked at Canada. "You ready to leave this place?" He held out his hand. Canada nodded and took his hand, using his other arm to clutch Kumajiro to his chest.

Netherlands and Canada jumped into the hole together, finally saying goodbye to chibi land.

A/N: That ending was cheesy wasn't it? In fact I think this whole chapter was just awful. I feel like a douche for making you guys wait so long for this. If anyone has something that they would like to see these three do together please tell me, I have a couple of ideas for more chapters, but suggestions would be nice. Also I have no idea what kind of pairings will be in this story. I plan to go with whatever feels right…so yeah.

Love to all my reviewers, readers, and followers~