Are you high?

The three friends were all sitting in Germany's basement on the couch. Prussia had his head on Canada's lap, and his feet spread out across Romano. Romano yawned and pushed Gilbert's feet off his lap for the third time. Prussia pouted. "Stop doing that."

"I told you to keep your disgusting feet off of me!"

"My feet aren't disgusting." Prussia put his feet on Romano again.

"Yes they are." Lovino pushed his feet away again, and Prussia put them back. The Italian sighed and gave up.

Canada was a little zoned out staring at Kumajiro, who was napping on the floor. The Canadian didn't even really hear his friends arguing, and he also didn't hear when they began to call his name.

"Canada!" Prussia yelled snapping his fingers in front of the blonde's face. Canada jumped a little and looked at the albino. "…Huh?" Prussia rolled his eyes. "I asked you a question."

"You did? What was it?"

Romano rolled his eyes. "It was a really dumb question." Prussia glared at him. "No it wasn't!"

Canada interrupted before they started arguing again. "What was your question?"

"Oh yeah!" Prussia's face lit up. "I wanted to know why there's a pot leaf on your flag." Canada sighed and rolled his eyes. "Maple leaf."

Prussia tilted his head to the side. "What?"

"It's a maple leaf."

"Really, are you sure? Because I was told that it was a pot leaf."

Canada looked at him. "Who told you that?" He asked. Prussia shrugged. "A couple of people."

"Like who?"

Prussia tapped his chin. "America, France, Netherlands and Cuba all said it was a pot leaf." Matthew could understand the other three saying that; America was an idiot, and Netherlands and Cuba were two of his closest friends so they would joke about it, but France?

"France really said that?" He asked, and Prussia nodded. "Yep, he said it's on your flag because you smoke so much."

Canada sighed once again. "That's a lie I don't smoke a lot, and I can assure you that it's a maple leaf."

Prussia looked up at him. "So…what you're saying is that you do smoke?" Canada looked away. "Well…I've done it before…" He mumbled.

"Wow that explains so much…" Matthew stared at him. "What does that explain?"

Prussia sat up and stretched his arms over his head. "It explains why you're always zoning out, and why you're so quiet." He leaned closer so he was in Matthew's face. "Are you high right now?"

"W-what the heck Gil!" Matthew backed away. "I'm not high!" Gilbert looked into his eyes. "That's exactly what you would say if you were high!" He accused.

Canada frowned. "I'm not high; I've been with you guys the entire day. When would I have gotten high anyways?"

Prussia tapped his chin. "Hm…Good point." He leaned forward and sniffed Matthew. "And you don't smell like it…" He held up three fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" Canada rolled his eyes. "Fifteen."

"Ha so you are high!" Prussia exclaimed loudly. "No Gil, I was being sarcastic." Prussia's face fell. "Oh…" The albino's face quickly lit up and he looked at Romano. "Are you high?" The Italian frowned. "No!"

Gilbert sighed. "Okay, no need to get so defensive Roma, it was just a question…have you ever been high before?" Romano shook his head. "No."

Prussia laughed. "It's okay you can tell us if you have. There's nothing to be embarrassed about." Romano glared at him. "I said no! I've never done it okay!" Prussia froze and tilted his head to the side. "You're serious…how is that even possible! You're a nation you've been around for like ever! You had to have been curious about it at least once!"

Lovino shook his head. "No, why is it such a big deal?" Prussia shrugged. "It's just something that most people try at least once in their life, and I mean your life is longer than the average human so you have more time to think about and be tempted to do it."

"That's dumb, smoking weed is dumb and I'm not going to do it. Only an idiot would do something like that." Canada frowned slightly looking at the ground. Gilbert just rolled his eyes. "Don't be so prissy Romano."

Romano growled and shoved Prussia. "I'm not being prissy!" Prussia glared at him. "Yes you are being very prissy."

"Just shut up stupid!" Romano yelled looking away from the albino. Prussia laughed and poked his cheek. "Ha you know it's true, I bet you don't even drink." Romano swatted his hand and glared at him. "You are probably the dumbest person I have ever met in my entire life, and I've met some pretty stupid people."

Prussia frowned. "Calling me names is not nice Roma." Romano's eyes widened and he stood up. "You fucking hypocrite!" He yelled. "You were just calling me names you idiota and you were teasing me nonstop!" He growled. Prussia held up his hands. "No need to get so defensive it's not my fault that you don't do anything fun."

Romano clenched his hands into fist. "The only reasons I'm friends with an asshole like you is because I got drunk!"

Prussia blinked. "Oh yeah..." He shrugged. "Well you know what they say." Romano glared at him. "A person's true side comes out when they're drunk. So that means you secretly wanted to be my friend."

Romano threw his hands up and walked towards the door. "You're being dumb again. I can't deal with this I'm leaving."

"Wait Roma don't go. I can prove that it's true." Romano stopped and looked at Prussia. "We just have to get you drunk again." Romano glared. "That won't prove anything." Prussia nodded his head eagerly. "It will prove that your true feelings come out when you're drunk."

"I'm not doing it." Romano headed for the door. Prussia jumped up and grabbed his arm. "Roma please, it won't hurt to just try and it's not like you had anything else to do today." Romano sighed. "Fine, but I refuse to be the only one drinking."

"Well I can't be drunk I have to monitor your behavior." Prussia tapped his chin, and then looked at Canada. "Birdie you ready to get drunk." Canada blinked and stared at him. "What?" Prussia sighed. "You really need to stop zoning out…are you sure you're not high?" Canada sighed. "Yes I'm sure!"

Prussia rolled his eyes. "Anyways! You and Roma are about to get drunk to prove a point." Canada blinked. "What?"

"No questions just do it!" Prussia yelled.

Half an hour later, Canada and Romano had both had about six beers and Canada was holding up much better than his friend. Romano was sprawled out on the couch his arms wrapped around Canada's waist. "Man…I love tomatoes so much…" He slurred, he looked up at Prussia. "Hey! You do, you have tomatoes? I want a tomatooo."

Canada just laughed, his eyes glazed over and his cheeks dusted with a light pink. Romano buried his face in Canada's side. "You smell so nice…" He mumbled. "Like…like…I don't know what you smell like, but it's nice!"

Prussia sighed. "Well this isn't as funny as I thought it would be…maybe I should give you more beer…" Romano let go of Canada and pushed himself up off the couch and looked at Prussia. "Fuck…" He held his head in his hands. "The room is so dizzy right now." Romano tried to stand up, but he ended just falling back to the couch. "Damn it…" He pointed at Prussia. "You…you fucking bastard!" He yelled. "Your face is so stupid…and…" Romano trailed off his arm falling back to his side.

Canada looked at him and laughed. "You're so funny when you're drunk." Romano stared at Canada then leaned forward and cupped his face. "Are…are you and angel?" Canada chuckled and shook his head. Romano pressed their foreheads together. "I can feel your heart beat…"

Canada gave a lopsided grin. "What does it feel like?" Romano giggled. "It's like a hundred butterflies are on fire and they're exploding inside of you! …but I can't feel your heart beat." Romano frowned and grabbed the back of Canada's head, pressing their foreheads closer together. "Damn son…are you a ghost? Cause you ain't got no heart beat."

Canada laughed. "No…I have a heart beat..." Canada closed his eyes and leaned back on the couch. "It's in here…" He whispered patting his chest. "Oh…" Romano leaned against Canada, laying his head on the Canadian's chest. "Oh! I can feel it now…" Romano closed his eyes and nuzzled Canada's chest, Canada just smiled and wrapped his arm around the Italian. "You're so comfy…"

A few minutes later Romano fell asleep, still resting on Canada who looked like he was pretty close to falling asleep as well.

Prussia frowned. "What the hell? You two are the biggest light weights I have ever met in my entire life!" He exclaimed throwing his hands up. He poked Romano's cheek. "Come on, you didn't even expose any embarrassing secrets." Romano just mumbled something and snuggled Canada's chest. Prussia sighed and looked at Canada. "Do you have any secrets you want to share birdie?"

Canada chuckled softly. "If I share them, they won't be secrets..." He closed his eyes and relaxed against the couch.

Prussia groaned. "Damn it, this was a waste of perfectly good beer."

A/N: Canada and Romano's drunken behavior was more or less a reference to my friends…when they're sober. Yeah I have weird friend, but they're a lovable bunch. Also chapter is short, but the next one will probably be out by tomorrow.

Anyways much love to readers, reviewers, and followers~