Hi! another chappy!
Me: HELLLLOOOOOO EVERYONE!
Aqua: vapor, eon, vapor, eon, vaporeon. (i hate my life.)
Me: Oh, shut up Aqua! Anyway, let us see this review!
Re-Boot Writing
Ok i have supplied the victims with miniguns flamethrowers, and rocket launcher's amd they have to face you (Me/Orochi) and ninetails who are both powerless and weaponless. Also i have revived Paul and got his blood sample as well as dawns blood sample to create their love child. Gary i think should be revived and then gun shot in the head by a "stray" minigun bullet.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'm truly evil in fac i think i could be out in this story and somehow win.
Me: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NineTails: what? *reads review* WHY CRUEL WORLD! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
Moon: UM! UMBREON UM BREON ON!(YES! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RE-BOOT WRITING!)
Aqua: VAPOR! VAPOR! VAPOREON! EON! EON! (YES! SWEET SWEET REVENGE!)
Fox: FLAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNN! (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!)
Wolf: LEAF LEAFEON EON! (WOOHOOOO! GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE RE-BOOT WRITING!)
Cloud: JOLTEON! JOLT JOLT EON! (YES! REVENGE! REVENGGGEEEE!)
Sun: ESP! ESP! EON! ESPEON! (WOOHOOOOO! I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW! VICTIMS! HAVE THESE!)
*All victims are given a minigun, flamethrower, and a rcoket launcher*
Ash: what are we suppose to do with these?
Wolf: LEAF! LEAFEON! LEAFEON! LEAF EON! (USE THEM ALL ON OROCHI AND NINETAILS!)
Ash: ?
Yellow: she said use them all on Orochi and NineTails.
All Victims: WOOHOOOO! TAKE THIS!
Me: DONT FORGET THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL ALL8 OF MY HEADS!
NineTails: AND THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL ALL 9 OF MY TAILS!
Ash: THANKS FOR THE TIP!
*Orochi and NineTails facepalm themselves*
*after one beating later*
Wolf: leaf? leafeon? eon? (should we revive them?)
Fox: flare flare eon flareon. (sure, whatever.)
*Orochi and NineTails are revived*
Me: SCREW MY LIFE! *Sulks in a corner*
NineTails: MINE TOO! *Sulks in a corner*
?: well, looks like i'm going to have to take over.
Ash: who are you?
?: i am Chibiterasu's evil counterpart, BLACK SUN!
*the curtains reveal a small black puppy with red marking that glow white and white pupiless eyes*
Ash: a puppy?
Black Sun: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY WEAPONS ON YOU!
Ash: o-ok...
Black Sun: yes, I AM THE 3RD HOST!
Ash: dangit!
Black Sun: SILENCE!
Ash: I'M NOT SCARED OF A PUPPY!
Black Sun: I AM NOT A PUPPY! I'M CHIBITERASU'S DOPPLEGANGER!
Ash: who's Chibiterasu?
Black Sun: *facepaws* the 'Child of the Sun'
Ash: ?
Black Sun: me except white with red markings and black eyes.
Ash: oh. ok.
Black Sun: sometimes, i wonder if you even have a brain.
Ash: WHAT WAS THAT? I'LL KILL YOU YOU PUPPY!
Black Sun: FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME I'M NOT A DAMN PUPPY I'M A DAMN DOPPLEGANGER!
Amaterasu: BLACK SUN! LANGUAGE!
Black Sun: MOM?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Amaterasu: I HEARD YOU SAY SOME LANGUAGE! THAT'S WHY!
Black Sun: but mom...
Chibiterasu: Hi Black Sun!
Black Sun: CHIBI?! YOUR HERE TOO?!
Amaterasu: WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY BLACK SUN?!
Black Sun: because i'm the 3rd host of this show and i'm taking over since Orochi and NineTails are sulking in a corner.
Amaterasu: fine. i'll let is slide this time.
Black Sun: *phew*
*Amaterasu dissappears*
Black Sun: Hey, Chibi, being brothers, and both being host of the show aswell, wanna work together?
Chibiterasu: ok!
Black Sun: yay!
Ash: i thought you said that your that little white pup's doppleganger?
Black Sun: yeah, well, sorry i lied.
Ash: phooey.
Black Sun: whatever.
Ash: ...
Black Sun: anyway, Dawn, Paul, CONGRATS! Re-Boot Writing took your blood samples and made your love child!
Dawn: ?
Paul: ?
Black Sun: i am saying this: Dawn, your pregnant with Pauls child.
*IkariShippers faint*
Black Sun: OH COME ON! Stupid shippers...
Dawn: ...MOM!
Dawn's Mom: yes dear?
Dawn: you know that guy that i hate alot called paul?
Dawn's Mom: yes.
Dawn: he made me pregnant.
Dawn's Mom: WHAT?! DIE!
Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs for his life*
*gary is revived*
Ash: *shoots a minigun bullet at gary's head* oops.
Black Sun: OK! well, since Orochi and NineTails are still sulking in a corner, i'll end the chap.
Chibiterasu & Black Sun: PLEASE REVIEW!
WAHHHHHHHHH! WHY! WHAT IS MY LIFE!
Black Sun: please review.
