I am a complete jerk to Steven.
Me: STEVEN!
Steven: what?
Me: I AM BORED SO I WILL THROW YOU IN THE PIT!
Steven: wait, what-
Me: *throws Steven in the fangirl pit* MWAHAAHA! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE...! Ok, Let's see the review.
Leaf7643
Here, have my shiny Metagross! It knows Meteor Mash, Iron Defense, Hyper Beam and Psychic
Yellow: inflate Red with helium tanks I gave to Orochi
Misty: going swimming with in a tank full of albino Sharpedos
Ash: eat 200lbs of food without throwing up
Me: hmm... Ok... THX 4 LE METAGROSS! I LOVE METAGROSS SINCE THEY ARE OVERPOWERED AS HELL.
NineTails: good point they are.
Me: well... Anyway... YELLOW! COME HERE!
Yellow: what?
Me: INFLATE RED WITH THESE TANKS!
Yellow: b-but...
Me: NOW!
Yellow: but i can't-
Me: NOW OR ELSE I'LL USE METAGROSS ON YOU!
Yellow: FINE! um... Red?
Red: yeah?
Yellow: I AM SO SORRY! *starts to inflate Red*
Red: wah- YELLOW! WHY... WHY?!
Yellow: WAHHH! I AM SO SORRY! I BLAME OROCHI!
Me: YELLOW! I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE METAGROSS ON YOU!
Yellow: YOU MEANIE! WAHHH!
Red: YELLOW-PLEASE-STOP!
Yellow: WAHHH!
Red: *is completly inflated* MMPPHH!
Yellow: *sniff* b-bye Red...
Me: i am enjoying they're pain. ah...
NineTails: lol.
Me: *sigh* hm... ? DAMNIT I HATE YOU STEVEN!
NineTails: ?
Me: playing pokemon Ruby at the final boss AKA Steven the champion. AND I KEEP ON LOSING!
NineTails: because your a pokemon nerd, but you suck at the pokemon game itself.
Me: shut up... DAMNIT! Stupid Steven...
Ash: 0_o
NineTails: well, anyway... MISTY! READ YOUR DARE!
Misty: ? *reads dare* WHAT? I WON'T DO IT!
Me: mm? I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE METAGROSS ON U MISTY!
Misty: WHAT?! Fine... *jumps on* AHHHHHHH! THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE... NOOOOOO!
Me: MWAHHHHAAAAA! I AM ENJOYING ALL OF THEIR PAIN! AHHAHAHAHHA!... DAMNIT! LOST AGAIN!
NineTails: *facepaw*
Me: well anyway... ASH! YOUR DARE!
Ash: ? *reads dare* AWESOME! I GET TO EAT FOOD!
Me: of course...
Ash: *eats food* can i have more?
Me: wa- WHAT IS IN YOUR STOMACH ASH?! A BLACK HOLE? ARE YOU KIRBY?!
Ash: Kirby? is that a pokemon?
Me: i shouldn't have asked...
Steven: finally got out of there...
Me: STEVEN I HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE OF YOUR AI IN MY POKEMON GAME! DIE! *Pushes Steven into the pit AGAIN*
Steven: my life sucks...
Me: Stupid freaking Steven...
PLEASE REVIEW! Also, THX SO MUCH LEAF! METAGROSS IS PROBALLY MY FAV POKE EVER! my 2nd fav being NineTales and the eeveelutions.
