I am a complete jerk to Steven.

Me: STEVEN!

Steven: what?

Me: I AM BORED SO I WILL THROW YOU IN THE PIT!

Steven: wait, what-

Me: *throws Steven in the fangirl pit* MWAHAAHA! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE...! Ok, Let's see the review.

Leaf7643

Here, have my shiny Metagross! It knows Meteor Mash, Iron Defense, Hyper Beam and Psychic
Yellow: inflate Red with helium tanks I gave to Orochi
Misty: going swimming with in a tank full of albino Sharpedos
Ash: eat 200lbs of food without throwing up

Me: hmm... Ok... THX 4 LE METAGROSS! I LOVE METAGROSS SINCE THEY ARE OVERPOWERED AS HELL.

NineTails: good point they are.

Me: well... Anyway... YELLOW! COME HERE!

Yellow: what?

Me: INFLATE RED WITH THESE TANKS!

Yellow: b-but...

Me: NOW!

Yellow: but i can't-

Me: NOW OR ELSE I'LL USE METAGROSS ON YOU!

Yellow: FINE! um... Red?

Red: yeah?

Yellow: I AM SO SORRY! *starts to inflate Red*

Red: wah- YELLOW! WHY... WHY?!

Yellow: WAHHH! I AM SO SORRY! I BLAME OROCHI!

Me: YELLOW! I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE METAGROSS ON YOU!

Yellow: YOU MEANIE! WAHHH!

Red: YELLOW-PLEASE-STOP!

Yellow: WAHHH!

Red: *is completly inflated* MMPPHH!

Yellow: *sniff* b-bye Red...

Me: i am enjoying they're pain. ah...

NineTails: lol.

Me: *sigh* hm... ? DAMNIT I HATE YOU STEVEN!

NineTails: ?

Me: playing pokemon Ruby at the final boss AKA Steven the champion. AND I KEEP ON LOSING!

NineTails: because your a pokemon nerd, but you suck at the pokemon game itself.

Me: shut up... DAMNIT! Stupid Steven...

Ash: 0_o

NineTails: well, anyway... MISTY! READ YOUR DARE!

Misty: ? *reads dare* WHAT? I WON'T DO IT!

Me: mm? I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE METAGROSS ON U MISTY!

Misty: WHAT?! Fine... *jumps on* AHHHHHHH! THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE... NOOOOOO!

Me: MWAHHHHAAAAA! I AM ENJOYING ALL OF THEIR PAIN! AHHAHAHAHHA!... DAMNIT! LOST AGAIN!

NineTails: *facepaw*

Me: well anyway... ASH! YOUR DARE!

Ash: ? *reads dare* AWESOME! I GET TO EAT FOOD!

Me: of course...

Ash: *eats food* can i have more?

Me: wa- WHAT IS IN YOUR STOMACH ASH?! A BLACK HOLE? ARE YOU KIRBY?!

Ash: Kirby? is that a pokemon?

Me: i shouldn't have asked...

Steven: finally got out of there...

Me: STEVEN I HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE OF YOUR AI IN MY POKEMON GAME! DIE! *Pushes Steven into the pit AGAIN*

Steven: my life sucks...

Me: Stupid freaking Steven...

PLEASE REVIEW! Also, THX SO MUCH LEAF! METAGROSS IS PROBALLY MY FAV POKE EVER! my 2nd fav being NineTales and the eeveelutions.