HELLO!
Me: HI! now, if you don't know why i haven't let Gold and Crystal out of the closet yet, it's because NineTails is fangirling over the shipping.
NineTails: I LOVE THE SHIPPING!
Me: ...well anyway, we will let them out now.
*Gold and Crystal are let out*
Me: ...Gold, are you bleeding?
Gold: maybe... maybe not.
Crystal: he is. he was annoying me.
Me: ...get away from me Crystal...
Crystal: ?
Me: nothing...
NineTails: TE DARE!
DapieisTasty chapter 6 . 1h ago
MWAHAHAHAHAHA *A Dialga apears aying that I've become a mad scientist*
Dares:
Allow me to transplant your minds into a new body.
Ash gets a body of ash.
Misty gets a body of mist
Gold gets a body of gold
Crys gets a body of crystal.
etc. etc. Peoples name who are colours: go fuck yourself
bye. time for my hourly blood drink.
Me: oh... GOOD DARE! THX SO MUCH DAPIEIS!
NineTails: welp, ASH! MISTY! GOLD! CRYSTAL! COMERE!
Ash: now what?
NineTails: oh, nothing, it's just that Dapieis might have made your body ash as in soot ash.
Ash: what?!
Me: i am loving my job.
Misty: then why am i here?
Me: you've been turned to mist.
Misty: -what?! well atleast it makes sense.
Me: Gold, you've turned into gold.
Gold: i hate my name now... i hate my life now...
Me: go on. well, anyway, Crystal, you've been turned into crystal.
Crystal: WHY ME?
Me: because we like you, and your name is a material.
Crystal: ugh...
Me: yeah. go on groaning. won't help.
Yellow: what about us?
Me: ok. People with Color names. your free to do whatever the hell you like.
People with Color Names: WOOHOOO!
Me: 2nd. people who have material or a name thatis actually something, you get turned into what your name is.
Leaf: ?
Me: Leaf, you've turned into a leaf.
Leaf: nOOOOo!
Me: whatever. now, last but not least, people with normal names like Norman, Wallace, Steven, all of you get the fangirl pit because i hate you.
Steven: NOT AGAIN...
Wallace: they almost drank my blood.
Norman: fangirl pit?
Steven: you don;t want to know Norman.
Norman: ok...
Me: yeah, well, IN YOU GO!
*Everyone with normal names get thrown into pit*
NineTails: hey, why didn't you throw in Youngster Joey?
Me: because everyone likes him including me, so he gets to live.
NineTails: freak...
Me: WHAT?!
NineTails: nothing...
Me: good.
Gold: WHEN CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS FORM?!
Me: ok, i'll make a exception. Gold and Crystal, your free of that form, but you get to stay in the closet.
Gold and Crystal: WHAT?!
NineTails: DAMNIT GOLD AND CRYSTAL! LOVE! DO IT ALREADY! THE SHIPPERS ARE WAITING!
Gold: ?
Crystal: ?
NineTails: nothing.
Me: THE CLOSET YOU GO AGAIN!
Gold: i hate my life...
Me: yeah, yeah. go hate your life.
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