this is just something random.
Me: OMG I HATE YOU WALLACE!
NineTails: ?
Me: playing pokemon emerald at the final boss Wallace.
NineTails: you haven't even finished Ruby yet.
Me: SHUT UP!
NineTails: *facepalm*
Me: freaking NineTails... DAMNIT! I HATE YOU WALLACE! DIE!
Wallace: ?
NineTails: she wants you to die in the fiery depths of hell and never return.
Wallace: O_o
NineTails: i know. she hates you and Steven now.
Wallace: what?
NineTails: want proof? look.
Me: DAMNIT! WALLACE DIE IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL AND NEVER RETURN AND TURN TO ASH!
Wallace: ...but i don't have...
NineTails: hold on. HEY! OROCHI!
Me: WHAT?!
NineTails: IN POKEMON EMERALD, STEVEN IS THE SUPER BOSS OR AKA THE STRONGEST TRAINER IN THE EMERALD GAME!
Me: Damnit...Damnit...DAmnit...DAMnit...DAMNit...DAMNI...DAMNIT DAMNIT!
NineTails: here we go.
Wallace: ?
Me: ROOAR! DETH DIE VOLCANO CLOWNS JKSJHDHGDBFAGVBH
Wallace: 8steps back a bit* ...0_o
Me: WALLACE I WISH I WAS ALLOWED TO THROW YOU INTO A VOLCANO AND MAKE SURE YOU GO TO HELL!
Wallace: O_0
Me: STEVEN! I WISH I COULD BLOW YOU UP WITH TNT AND THEN MAKE SURE YOU ALSO GO TO HELL!
Steven: o_O
NineTails: OROCHI!
Me: ?
NineTails: if it makes you feel any better, Steven does die in the adventures manga and both Wallace and Steven are behind you.
Me: ...
Wallace: ...
Steven: ...
NineTails: ...
Me: ...DIE WALLACE! DIE STEVEN! *Throws them in the fangirl pit*
NineTails: they're going to get out.
Me: *calls fangirls*
Fangirl: yes?
Me: i have a request.
Fangirl: what?
Me: please kill Wallace and Steven.
Fangirl: but-
Me: NOW!
Fangirl: o-ok...
Me: good...good..
NineTails: you are crazy... oh hey, i beat pokemon Emerald.
Me: ...DIE!
NineTails: what?
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE-
NineTails: WAHHH! *Runs for her life*
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! *Chases after NineTails*
i dunna. i guess you could say i'm having trouble beating pokemon emerald, so yeah... Please review!
