will i ever these random segments? only if you want me too.
Me: *listening to epic music in black 2 and white 2 hoenn champion battle theme* only good thing about steven and wallace is that they have epic battle music...
NineTails: why do you hate them so badly?
Me: because of how powerful steven's metagross is just unfair. same thing for wallace's milotic...
NineTails: *facepaw*
Me: ...
Wallace: WHEN WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID CLOSET?!
Me: WHEN THE REVIEWERS WANT ME TOO!
Steven: ...does Wallace actually have a relationship with Winona?
Me: yeah. you of all people should know.
Steven: ...hold on a sec while i go laugh my head off.
*steven leaves the room*
Me: lol.
Winona: LET ME OUT! NOW!
Me: no. your my fav shipping. i won't let you out unless a reviewer tells me too.
Gold: WHEN CAN I GET OUTTA HERE!
NineTails: YOUR NOT GETTING OUT UNTIL YOU AND CRYSTAL DO YOU KNOW WHAT!
Crystal: WHAT?!
Me: she's saying make love already, jeez. the shippers are waiting.
Gold: YOUR JUST MAKING ME GET BEATIN THE CRAP OUT OF-
*Smooch sounds from Gold and Crystal's closet*
NineTails: YES! FINALLY! MUST TELL SHIPPERS! *Calls goldXcrystal shippers*
GoldXCrystal Shipper: yes?
NineTails: WE DID IT! GOLD AND CRYSTAL ARE KISSING!
GoldXCrystal Shipper: ok. hold a sec.
*at the GoldXCrystal Shipper Army room*
GoldXCrystal Shipper 1: IT'S A SUCCESS! GOLD AND CRYSTAL ARE KISSING!
*Every GoldXCrystal Shipper faints*
Me: welp. they all fainted.
NineTails: of course.
Steven: ok, i'm back. did i miss anything?
Me: you missed the fact that gold and crystal started kissing then they're shippers fainted.
Steven: ...hold on a sec. let me go 1st throw up because that is disgusting and 2nd go laugh my head off again.
*Steven leaves again*
Me: of course.
Wallace: do i really have too?
Me: YES!
Wallace: ugh... fine... *kisses Winona*
Winona: *blushes like mad*
Me: ...
NineTails:
Steven: i'm back again. did i miss anything?
Me: that was fast.
NineTails: well Steven, Wallace just kissed Winona and Winona is blushing like mad.
Steven: can i go laugh my head off again?
Me: what whatever the hell you want.
Steven: k. bye.
*Steven leaves again*
Me: ...
NineTails: ...
Wolf: Leaf leafeon leaf! (there is a shipping i love that can i do by shoving them in the closet?)
Me: sure.
Wolf: leaf! (thanks!)
*Wolf shoves Ruby and Sapphire into the closet*
Ruby: H-Hey!
Sapphire: W-WHAT?!
Wolf: LEAF! EON! (KISS! MAKEOUT!)
Me: she's saying: KISS! MAKEOUT!
Ruby: b-but!
Me: NO BUTS BOY!
Sapphire: *kisses Ruby*
Ruby: *kisses back*
Steven: i don't need to ask. i just heard that. bye again.
*Steven leaves AGAIN*
Me: ...
Sorry. random chappy. also, all the shippings in it are either one that i either love, or support. to be truthful, i love and support all 3. 3