HELLO! I AM BACK!
Damn hard drive died again... well that thing was old. i got a new one now.
Me: YES! NO MORE PORBLEMS THAT KEEP HAPPENING! I CAN KEEP UPLOADING THESE CHAPTERS!
NineTails: but your upset about the fact that your save data for pokemon emerald is gone now because you play it on your laptop, right?
Me: ...yes... *cries in a corner*
NineTails: whatever... YAY! DARES!
Fan chapter 11 . Mar 27
Alright more torture.
Everyone except Ash,Misty,Brock, and hosts: You know the drill. *points to fan pits*
Misty: Sing "I know you were Trouble" by Taylor Swift to Rudy, while he is in the pit.
Ash: This is a wonderful dessert delacacy called flan. Here have some. *hands Ash flan*
Pikachu: *puts him in chair and interrogation lights one on and the place suddenly becomes black and White* WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT CLOSET WITH YOU AND BUNEARY,OR NO MORE KETCHUP FOR YOU! If not, I will have my Espe
Misty: Mallet anyone that had ever flirted with Ash(Latias,Melody, BayLeef, etc.).
Ash: Go and find all the previous trainers of Pignite,Charizard, and Infernape and go all loco on them. Here's some motivation, Imagine them, kissing YOUR Misty, YOUR Misty.
While Ash is gone: Everyone:
NineTails: COOL! OK, LET'S START! EVERYONE! INTO PIT NOW! ONLY ME, OROCHI, ASH, MISTY, BROCK MAY STAY OUT OF PIT!
Me: YAY!
Brock: YAY I'M NOT GONNA DIE!
*Everyone but brock, orochi, misty, ash, and ninetails jump into the pit*
Max: HELP! HELPPPPPPPPPPP-
Norman: MY GOSH THEY'RE LIKE A CARNIVOROUS MONSTER!
Me: MWAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA!
NineTails: crazy... OK! MISTY! SNG I KNOW YOU WERE TROUBLE BY TAYLOR SWIFT TO RUDY WHILE HE'S IN THE PIT!
Misty: ok... that dosn't sound to bad...
*Misty sings it really good to the host suprise*
Me: can't tell if rudy is happy or sad because he looks like he's trying to smooch you...
Ash: Wait... i can have this? I LOVE YOU FAN!
Me: GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ash: SHUT UP! LEMME EAT!
Me: ...PIKACHU! ANSWER THIS! WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CLOSET WITH BUNEARY!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKACHU (I'M NOT TELLING!)
Me: PIKACHU! NOW! OR ELSE KETCHUP GETS IT!
Pikachu: p-pika? PIKA! (K-kecthup? FINE! I'LL TALK!)
Me: GOOD PIKACHU! LEMME PUT A TRANSLATOR ON YOU SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU SO I DUNT HAVE TO PUT SUBTITLES!
Pikachu: well... um... during that time... i uh... kinda kissed her and she went all out on me...
Me: ...
NineTails: ...
Me: ok...
NineTails: MISTY! MALLET TIME ON ANYONE WHO HAS FLIRTED WITH ASH!
Misty: OK! LATIAS!
Latios: ?
Misty: GET EVERYONE WHO HAS FLIRTED WITH ASH!
Latios: ok... does that include my sister?
Misty: YES!
Latios: fine...
*soon, everyone who has flirted with ash is there*
Misty: alright... MALLET TIME!
*Misty hits them all with her mallet*
Latias: oww...
Me: alright, ASH! FIND THE PREVIOUS TRAINER OF YOUR PIGNITE, CHARIZARD, AND INFERNAPE! I'LL YOU THE REST LATER!
Ash: ok.
Charizard's old trainer (can't remember his name): ?
Pignite's old trainer (dunna if he was ever revealed): ?
Paul: what?
Me: ASH! GO LOCO ON THEM NOW!
Ash: but how?
Me: ash, here's some motivation... imagine them... kissing misty.. YOUR MISTY ASH! YOUR MISTY!
Ash: kissing... misty?
Me: hm... i got a text that looks funny... "ash has gone into hyper mode"?
Ash: ROOAARRRRRRRR
*everyone of the people ash was sent to kill- i mean go loco on runs for their lives*
Paul: HELP ME!
*Ash mauls them all*
Everyone: ...get away from me ash...
Me: ok... another set of dare from fan!
Fan chapter 11 . Mar 28
Hey, more dares! *maniacal laughter*
Steven: Jump in a pit...of Cottenee.
Everyone but Ash, Misty,Brock,Pikachu,Buneary, Steven and hosts: Jump in your respective pits.
Ninetails and eeveelutions: Jump into a pit of opposite gender Ninetails and eeveelutions.
Ash: 7 min. ...with PIKACHU!
And if you ask "I HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH MY TRAINER?!" Here is my answer. "Yerp, Now GET IN!"
Misty and Buneary: I unleash you on Ash and Pikachu.
*maniacal laughter*
Brock: Watch a compilation of failed setups that Bonnie did to Clemont.
Latias: (Yes from Altomare) Kiss Ash and face Misty's wrath.
Everyone: Do you think I am demented,insane, mentally unstable? *maniacally smiles*
Answer: NOPE! I just love to torture you. *evil laughter*
Everyone: You get Oreos. However, everyone but Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, and Buneary, your Oreos are spiked with hot sauce. (Don't tell them.)
Bye *evil laughter fading*
Me: OK! STEVEN! YOUR DARE!
Steven: what's cottonee?
Me: this is a cottonee.
Steven: it's fluffy.
Me: what do you expect?
Steven: why does this remind me of a swablu or a altaria?
Me: i dunna. NOW JUMP IN!
Steven: ...ok...
Me: little does he know that those thing are grass type... and i taught them posion powder...
NineTails: your poisoning him?
Me: yes.
NineTails: idiot...
Me: lol.
NineTails: i just realized... you have a team of six pokemon... i don't have any...
Me: you JUST REALIZED THAT? Arceus you are dense.
NineTails: shut up.. alright... lemme list those who don't get to go into the pits... ash, misty, pikachu, buneary, steven, and us host and eeveelutions i guess.
Me: ok.
NineTails and Eeveelutions: WHAT?! WE HAVE TO JUMP IN ANYWAY!
Me: YES! FANBOY PIT FOR YOU GUYS!
NineTails: alright... here i go...
Eeveelutions: SCREW MY LIFE!
*They all jump in screaming)
Me: AHAHAAH! ASH! PIKACHU! MAKE OUT!
Pikachu: i have to-
Me: the author already said so, so YES!
Pikachu: fine...
*Ash and Pikachu kiss each other*
Me: NOW I SHALL UNLEASHMISTY AND BUNEARY ON YU!
Buneary: DIE ASH!
Misty: DIE PIKACHU!
*ash and pikachu run for they're lives*
Brock: fails? ok.
*brock watches a tape of all the fails*
Brock: AHHAAAAAHHAAAAA
*He is now on the floor laughing like no tomorrow*
Latias: ok!
*Latias kisses ash*
Misty: DIE!
Latias: AHHHHHH! HELP ME!
Everyone but ash: YES!
Ash: NOPE! =D
Me: ASH! U R CORRECT! THERE FOR, I WILL GIVE YOU A PRIZE!
Ash: WHAT PIRZE?! -D
Me: ash why is your text so- nvm, your prize is a free cupon to any restraunt ever!
Ash: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: lol.
Everyone: WE GET OREOS?! YAY! LEMME EAT!
*Everyone eats they're oreos*
Everyone but ash, brock, misty, pikachu, and buneary: OWWW HOT HOT HOT WATER!
OW MY TOUNGE! JHFHINEIHEBIWTVIN
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