IM BACK TO TORTURE CHARACTERS!
Also, this is something i should have done a LOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG Time ago.
I DO NOT OWN POKEMANS IF I DID THE GAMES WOULD SUCK BECAUSE WELL... STUFF.
Me: I'M BACK FROM MY VACATION!
NineTails: great...
Ash: can i eat something?
Me: sure. have a waffle.
Ash: thanks!
Steven: how come your nice to ash, misty, and joey no one else?
Me: because ash misty and joey are my fav characters!
Steven: ...
NineTails: question. Steven, has Wallace ever got amnesia?
Steven: yeah. once. when he did. he bit my arm. it still hurts.
Me: wow... great job Wallace... You bit your best friend...
Wallace: oh shut up.
Me: fine! be that way! *goes in a corner*
NineTails: um... Ok.. dares...
Fan chapter 13 . Apr 2
*doubles over laughing*
I love it!
Diddn't Ash get possessed by the King of Pokélantis once?
Alright more dares.
Everyone that thought Phineas and Ferb were either crazy or they thought the show was bad and Officer Jenny: JUMP INTO THE PIT OF FIRE! *Evil laughter*
Ash: What would you do if Giovanni was your father? (IF YOU SAY RED IS YOUR DAD I WILL THROW INTO A CHAIR AND MAKE YOU WATCH ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES!)
If that occurs you will not have to answer the question.
All the girls that have a shipping with Ash but Misty: Would you date Ash or your next biggest (or bigger) shipping? Like, Contestshipping vs. Advanceshipping.
Anyone that knows: Explain what 7 min. in heaven is to Max.
Pikachu (How could I forget you *pats him on head*): Have a thunderbolt contest with Zapdos and Thunderus and Zekrom.
Everyone: Watch all the Pokemon movies. From Movie 1 to the movie involving Genesect.
Everyone: Read a "Ash gets betrayed AND Rayshipping fic, (Basicly Ash gets betrayed then hooks up with Cynthia.)
Cynthia: Would you date Ash? Someone must restrain Misty.
TR: Have you read how many people ship Jessie and James? Meowth and Pikachu?
Everyone: Read Krazyshipping fanfic. called 'Twerpophobia' It is one if the most hilarious fics. Eva.
Everyone: Read a fic. called 'Pokematchmaker' (It's Pomeshipping.) Give us your opinion.
Misty: What would you do if Charizard actually did that to Gyrados? (From Pokematchmaker)
Pikachu: What would you do if Pokematchmaker actually Happend?
Buneary: I congratulate you for your new offspring. Here, have an Oreo-flavored poffin.
Everyone from games, manga: INTO THE PIT OF FANS YOU GO!
Everyone: Read a fanfic. where Ash turns evil. Then, when he evil laughs in the fanfic. play his evil laugh video.
Everyone but Ash: Would Ash make a great evil villain?
All trainers: BATTLE ROYALE! ALL Pokemon except for ones owned by hosts and babies must partake. However, everyone must bet on two Pokemon to win.
If you are a trainer, you select one of your own, and one that someone else owns.
(My bet is Red's Pikachu, and Ash's Charizard.)
Anyone New: There is more where that came from.
*evil/maniacal laughter*
Bye
Me: OK! OFFICIER JENNS! JUMP INTO A PIT OF FIRE!
Officer Jenny: But-
Me: I'LL STAB SOMEONE IN THIS CROWD IF U DUNT JUMP IN!
Officer Jenny: FINE! *Jumps in* AHHHHHHHH
Me: ok... Ash, what would yo say if Giovanni was ur father?
Ash: ? that can't be true. Red is my dad.
Giovanni: WAHHHH! MY OWN SON DOSN'T REMEMBER ME! WAHHHHHHHH...
Me: SHUT UP GIOVANNI! GO CRY TO UR SON SILVER! wai, never mind. if you tried to, Wolf will kill you. Wolf loves Silver.
Wolf: OH SILVER- *Cuddles and glomps Silver*
Silver: GET OFFA ME!
Me: ... Ok, ASH! WATCH ALL LE STAR WARS STUFF NOW!
Ash: OK!
Me: ALSO CAUSE I WANNA, RED WATCH WITH HIM!
Red: fine...
May: i would date Ash.
Latias: i would date Ash.
Dawn: i would date Ash.
Iris: i would date Ash.
Serena: i would date Ash. 3
Drew: *cries in a corner* why why why why why...
Paul: *cries in a corner* but but Dawn...
Cilan: WHYYYYYYYYYYY IRIS! WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY *Cries in corner*
Clemont: *Sniff* WAHHHHHH *Cries in corner*
Clemont's Dad: WHYYYYYYYY! *Cries in Corner with his son*
Me: IDIOTS! Also... YAY! ok, MAX! COVER UR EARS FOR NOW!
Max: ok?
Me: alright, RAISE UR HAND IF U WILL VOLUNTEER TO TEACH MAX WHAT 7 MINS IN HEAVEN IS!
Steven: ... wut?
Wallace: uh...
Calem: WHAT?!
Max's Mom: *faints*
Marge: Lemme go vomit...
Youngster Joey: what 7 mins in heaven?
Norman: WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOO
Ash: Wut?
May: WAIT, WHAT!
Brock: i'll teach him.
Me: why does that not surprise me?
*Brock tells Max what 7 mins in heaven is*
Me: welp, Norman and May both look as if they want to kill Brock.
Max: Someone kill me...
Me: of course... Pikachu, contest ur thanderbolt with zapdos, thunderous, and zekrom.
Pikachu: ok.
NineTails: why did u say Thanderbolt? nvm. u were imitating Lt. Surge.
Me: LOL.
NineTails: *sigh*
Pikachu: I won.
NineTails: of course u little over powered pikachu you...
Me: alright, LET'S WATCH DEM MOVIES~
*Everyone 1st watches movie one*
Mew: wow...
Mewtwo: um...
Giovanni: uh...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHH
Charizard: um...
Steven: this is the oddest movie ever...
*Movie 2*
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pikachu: umm...
Zapdos: I AM NOT PATHEIC!
Moltres: NEITHER AM I!
Articuno: i don't think that's the problem...
*Movie 3*
Entei: I'M SORRY SUICUNE! FORGIVE ME!
Suicune: GET BACK HERE!
Delia: uh...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Misty: ...
Charizard: uhh...
*Movie 4*
Suicune: uuh...
Celebi: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
*Movie 5*
Latias: WAHH! LATIOS DON'T GO!
Latios: wait... LATIAS HAS A CRUSH ON ASH?!
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Misty: i will kill you Latias...
*Movie 6*
Max: i wish i had a pokemon...
Jirachi: WHY CAN'T I BE MAX'S POKEMON?!
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steven: did this seriously happen in hoenn?
Wallace: um...
*Movie 7*
Deoxys: ...
Rayquaza: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steven: WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE INCIDENTS?!
Wallace: did this happen?
*Movie 8*
Mew: uh...
Lucario: um...
Registeel: um...
Regice: EIIEHHHHHHHHHHH
Regirock: ...I CAN FLY!
Ash: WAHHHHHHHH
Riley: umm...
Steven: since when did these incidents happen?
Me: Shut up Steven! you only appeared once in the anime!
Steven: ...
*Movie 9*
Manaphy: ...
Phione: ...
Steven: *sigh* i really am missing out on some stuff, huh?
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Movie 10*
Ash: WAHHHHHH
Darkrai: uh...
Palkia: um...
Dialga: i remember seeing the shippings they shipped between me and palkia.. kill me...
*Movie 11*
Shaymin: ...
Giratina: umm...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Movie 12*
Arceus: I AM NOT WEAK!
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Palkia: ...
*Movie 13*
Zoroark: ...
Zorua: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steven: *sigh*
*Movie 14*
Victini: ...
Reshiram: ...
Zekrom: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHH
*Movie 15*
Keldeo: um...
Kyruem: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
*Movie 16*
Mewtwo: ...
Ash: WAHHHHHH
Genesect: ...
Me: ASH! WHY DO U KEEP CRIEING!
Ash: Because they're such good movies!
Me: *sigh*
NineTails: Misty, would you date Georgio? u know, that guy from Chronicles?
Daisy: Wait... A RIH BOY WHO'S CUTE FELL FOR MISTY AND NOT ME?! WHY!
Psyduck: ...
Misty: GO AWAY PSYDUCK!
Me: weirdo... um.. ok, Ash gets betrayed and rayshipping? sure.
*after reading*
Me: BWAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT!
Cynthia: *blushes*
Ash: *has a derpy look on his face*
Cynthia: would i date Ash? maybe...
Misty: WHY U!
Me: MISTY! BAD!
Giovanni: seriously? they ship Jessie and James?
Cassidy: wow...
Butch: Didn't know..
Jessie: WHAT?!
James: HUH?!
Me: LOL. i'm actually a Rocketshipper. short for JessieXJames. LOL.
NineTails: EVERYONE! READ THE FANFIC THAT FAN TOLD US TO READ! IT'S AWESOME!
Me: BWAHHAAHAA! I LOVE IT!
Misty: IF CHARIZARD ACTUALLY DID THAT I WOULD KILL HIM!
Pikachu: what would i do if it actually happened? i would jump off a cliff for 5 times.
Buneary: YAY! OREO FLAVORED POFFIN!
Steven: wait... i'm in both the manga and the games... ...dangit.
Wallace: KILL ME...
Marge: *sigh*
Norman: NOT THE PIT AGAIN...
Yellow: ...
Red: can i beat up the Yellow fanboys?
Me: No, now IN YOU GO!
GameCast and MangaCast: HELP!
AnimeCast: SORRY!
Me: LOL XD
NineTails: alright, then. EVERYONE! READING ROOM TIME!
Me: isn't it's name the fanfic reading room?
NineTails: SHUT UP!
Me: ok...
*After reading the fanfic and listening to ash's evil laugh every time he laughed in the fanfic*
Me: KILL ME... also, ASH WOULD MAKE A GREAT VILLIAN. WHO AGREES WITH ME? RAISE UR HAND IF YOU DO!
*all of Gamecast, Animecast, And Mangacast raise their hand except ash*
Gary: I CHOOSE EEVEE!
Steven: Metagross i guess?
Wallace: Milotic.
Ash: CHARIZARD!
Red: Pika. (Pikachu)
Yellow: Kitty! (Butterfree)
Misty: Starmie!
Brock: Onix!
Roxxane: Nosepass.
Brawly: Makuhita!
Blaine: Mewtwo.
Me: ALRIGHTY THEN! 1ST! STEVEN'S METAGROSS VS. GARY'S EEVEE!
NineTails: your just giving Steven a break, arn't you?
Me: yes...
NineTails: ok look. it's over.
Steven: My metagross used Meteor Mash.
Me: ouch...
NineTails: ok, then. STEVEN'S METAGROSS VS. WALLACE'S MILOTIC.
Me: ...it's a tie. they went down at the same time...
Steven's Skarmory: *facewings*
Me: alright, ASH'S CHARIZARD VS. ROXXANE!
*After a long Battle royale*
Me: they final match... RED'S PIKA VS. YELLOW KITTY!
*Yellow won...*
Me: WELL YELLOW, UR THE CHAMP!
Yellow: thanks...
Susano: OROCHI! I HEARD U HAD ANOTHER TRUTH OR DARE THINGY! I HAVE COME HERE TO SLAIN YOU!
Me: SUSANO! YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THAT LIKE 85 TIMES! ALSO, THIS IS POKEMON, NOT OKAMI!
Susano: I WILL SLAIN U STILL SO YOU STOP TORRTURING THESE PEOPLE!
Steven: i need a break...
Me: oh shut up Steven. go die in a fire.
Steven: why?
Me: because i hate you. i finally beat you in ruby, because your ai was being retared.
Steven: are you calling me a retard?
Me: yes. now go away.
Steven: ...
Me: fine i hate you. pit for you.
Steven: what- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Susano: SEE?! YOU TORTURE THEM FOR NO REASON!
Me: BECAUSE IT'S FUN!
NineTails: um.. REVIEWERS HELP ME KILL ME REVIEW STUFF AHHHHHH! GO AWAY SUSANO'S STUPID SWORD!
PLEASE REVIEW BEFORE SUSANO KILLS ME!