WOOOOHOOOOO MOAR CHAPPYS 2DAY!
Me: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
NineTails: She's hyper...
Me: TORTURE!
Fan chapter 13 . Apr 3
Here's one more Dare.
Everyone: Warch a movie called 'Divergent'
and give us your opinion. If you don't like it then read all of the Divergent book series and give us your opinion about that.
Me: ...Divergent?
NineTails: never heard of it...
Me: welp, let's watch!
*after watching*
Steven: KILL ME...
Me: still a better love story then twilight. (twilight fans, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!)
Ash: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO GOOOOOODDDDDD
NineTails: *she fainted*
Misty: *sniff* beautiful...
Wallace: *throws up*
Marge: ...gross...
Ruby: KILL ME...
Sapphire: OMG KILL ME...
Red: *throws up*
Yellow: *fainted*
Me: ...ok, onto the book series!
*after reading*
Steven: that wasn't bad actually...
Me: KILL ME...
Ash: BLEHHH GROSS
NienTails: OMG I LOVE THIS
Misty: terrible.
Wallace: not bad i guess...
Marge: i will say, this is better.
Ruby: i kinda like it...
Sapphire: it isn't that bad.
Red: OMG I LOVE THIS
Yellow: *she's fangiling. wanna see?* SQUEEEEEEE!
Me: ok, NEXT DARE!
Guest chapter 13 . Apr 4
Awesome truths and dares!
I want to dare Ash, Misty and Pikachu to cosplay as Jessie, James and Meowth from Team Rocket (in that order). Afterwards they have to visit the local pokemon center (and get themselves arrested).
I also dare them to swap roles with Team Rocket so that Ash & Co. have to kidnap Meowth from Team Rocket and bring him into your story (or get blasted while trying).
Ash: I HAVE TO COSPLAY AS A GIRL?!
Misty: I HAVE TO COSPLAY AS A BOY?!
Pikachu: I HAVE TO COSPLAY AS A MEOWTH?!
Me: YES! NOW GET TO IT!
Ash: ...FINE! I'LL REMEMBER THIS!
Me: I'M SURPRISED YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING AT ALL!
Ash: SOOO?! KJHIDGGJNK
NineTails: ..we'll be right back...
*RANDOMNESS TIME!*
Me: you know Izanagi... don't go Replacing Izanami with KonoHana-Sakuya... i should stop talking before i piss off Izanagi shouldn't I?
NineTails: that'd be a good idea considering he right behind you...
Me: Wait what... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Randomness ends*
*off to POKE CENTER!*
Officer Jenny: YOUR UNDER ARREST!
Ash: MOMMY!
*Back at SHOW!*
Me: ...
NineTails: hey Orochi.
Me: ?
NineTails: remember that time when you pissed off Izanagi?
Me: *gloom* WAHHHHHHHHH
NineTails: *facepaws*
Steven: wait... they're someone out there that Orochi dosn't dare defy?
NineTails: Steven, don't you know your japanese gods? of course there is! his name is Izanagi.
Chibiterasu: you mean my grandfather?
NineTails: yes, now shut up Chibi.
*Back with Ash and the others*
Ash: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN! *Never thought i say that*
*back at the show*
Me: I better not Piss off Izanagi anymore...
Steven: or else what?
Me: or else 1. he'll beat me up. and 2. he'll kill me.
Steven: ...i wouldn't mind if he killed you... that would mean no more torture for me.
Me: Shut up.
NineTails: yay! new review!
Phantom chapter 13 . Apr 4
P.S:
Question for Ash: Which girl companion do you like/dislike most?
Another Dare (for Brock): I dare you to kiss Jessie from Team Rocket!
Ash: who do i like the most? Misty of course!
Misty: that's sweet!
Ash: what's sweet? donuts?
Misty: ... *facepalm*
Brock: kiss Jessie? ok. Jessie?
Jessie: what is it, twerp?
*Brock kisses Jessie*
Jessie: *Blushes* ...
James: *looks like he's about to murder Brock*
Me: ... yeah... Ok, Steven. In you go into the pit of cottonee so you get poisoned again.
Steven: wait what, NO!
Me: AHAHAHA!
NineTails: Orochi?
Me: yeah?
NineTails: i think you should turn around or run...
Me: why?
NineTails: just look...
Me: *turns around* AHHHHHHHHH!
Izanagi: ...Orochi, what are you doing?
Me: n-nothing...
Izanagi: really?
Me: YES! I'M NOT POISONING PEOPLE FOR MY ENJOYMENT!
Izanagi: so your poisoning people for your enjoyment eh? ok, lemme just kinda kill you...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHh! *Runs for her life*
PLEASE! HELP! DARE IZANAGI SO HE CAN STOP CHASING ME AND I DON'T DIE! PLEASE REVIEW!