This is going to be a fun ride for Izanagi... *evil grin*
Me: WEEHHOOOOOOOO!
NineTails: TIME FOR DARES!
Izanagi: ... Orochi, when your finished, i bealive we have a talk to attend to...
Me: *gulp*
Fan chapter 14 . Apr 6
*coughing from laughing so hard*
Whoo. I love these dares.
In fact, here's some more.
GameCast and MangaCast and Stevan: * points to fan pits*
Both Mewtwo's: 7 min. In the closet.
Ash: After hearing that most of the girls in the room would date you, what do you think. AND I KNOW YOU WILL SAY YOUR HEART BELONGS TO MISTY, SO DON'T BOTHER!
Mew: Read a fic. called 'The True Ash Ketchum' and tell us what you think. (For everyone except Mew, that fic. is Dreamshipping.
J&J (Jessie and James): Walk past a Rocketshipper's pit, hand in hand then kiss in front of them.
Ash: What does Four score and 7 years ago mean? (I just want to see if he knows.)
Everyone: Read a Pikashipping, Altoshipping, and Dreamshipping fic. in that order. (THEY ARE SEPERATE FICS.)
Ash, Misty and Brock: Act out a few scenes from Thor: The Dark World. Misty is Jane, Ash is Thor, and Brock is Loki. They all must be in the same scene. And one scene they must do is the scene where Jane slaps Loki and says, "That was for New York." Then Loki says, "I like her.".
Pikachu and Buneary: When's your egg gonna hatch?
Everyone: Read a fic. title 'Romantic advice from Charizard'.
Ash and Charizard: Reactions to said fic.?
Paul: Jump into Pearlshipper pit
Drew: Jump into Advanceshipper pit
Clemont: Jump into Amourshipper pit
Ash and Misty: Kiss in front of Pokeshipper pit.
Max: Now that you know what 7 min. Is, do 7 min. With Bonnie. (From X&Y) (FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING FTW!)
Paul: Watch the episodes where Ash bonded with Chimchar/Monferno/Infernape.
Everyone: Watch the Pokemon X&Y episode where
Ash helps that Garchomp.
After episode: Everyone: What do you think about what Ash did. (Jumping off the tower.)
All girls: What would you do if Mega-Blazkien didn't catch Ash, but caught Pikachu instead. (And before you kill Pikachu, the circumstances are that Ash threw Pikachu at Mega-Blazkien.)
Bye! ENJOY THE TORTURE!
Me: ALRIGHTY! MANGACAST! GAMECAST! STEVEN!
Gamecast: ?
Mangacast: what?
Steven: ...what now?
Me: FANGIRL/FANBOY PIT!
Steven: why... *is at the verge of crying*
Me: wait... HE'S CRYING?! ...we really broke him then...
NineTails: O_o
Izanagi: what do you mean, you "broke" him?
Me: well... um... we have been torturing him since the chapter e appeared in...
Izanagi: what happened?
Me: we... made him go into the pit so may times... tried to kill him... and poisoned him multiple times...
Izanagi: ... ok, we need to talk.
Me: NOOOO! NINETAILS! SAVE ME!
NineTails: I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Mewtwo 1: WHAT?!
Mewtwo 2: NO!
Me: ...NOW MEWTWOS!
*Mewtwo 1 and 2 are thrown in*
Ash: ...waffle?
Me: *facepalm*
NineTails: Izanagi, don't ask. we torture idiots...
Izanagi: NineTails, your on my list of people i need to talk to now.
NineTails: NOOO! WAHHHHHHHHH!
Mew: ... O_o ...Oddest fic ever...
Everyone: this fanfics? ok...
Izanagi: i guess i should read it too..
*3 hours later*
Everyone: ...cool.. odd... weird... uh...
Izanagi: um...
*Misty, Ash, and Brock get dressed*
Misty: THAT WAS FOR NEW YORK!
Brock: I like her.
Ash: WAFFLES!
Pikachu: i dunna...
Buneary 1: daddy?
Pikachu: ?
Buneary: look! our eggs hatched!
Pikachu: O_o
Buneary: this little one is Cotton!
Cotton: ?
Buneary: and this is her sister, Puff!
Puff: bu? dada?
Pikachu: ... my life is getting awkwarder and awkwarder by the minute...
*Everyone reads the charizard fic*
Ash: ... APPLES!
Charizard: ... This.. is.. AWESOME!
Paul: ok...? *jumps in* AHHHHH! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!
Drew: *jumps into Advance shipping pit* AHHHH! SAVE ME!
Clemont: *jumps in* AHHHHHHH!
Ash: apples?
Misty: um... ok?
*Ash and Misty kiss infront of the Poke shipper pit*
Pokeshippers: *faint*
Jessie: WHAT?!
James: HUH?!
Me: NOW!
James: But...
Jessie: *sigh* FINE!
*Jessie and James kiss infront of the RocketShipper pit*
RocketShippers: *faints*
Max: W-WHAT?!
Bonnie: HUH?!
Me: IN YOU GO!
*Max and Bonnie are thrown in*
Me: GOOD! *Hears smooching* EWWW!
Paul: *watches Episode* ... *is secretly crying*
Everyone: ... OMG!
Ash's Lovers: ASH NO DON'T DIE!
Me: ... wow...
Serena: AMAZIN!
Everyone: ...AWESOME!
Me: what would happen if mega blaziken didn't catch him? i wouldn't care...
Ash's Lover: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: bad i guess?
Me: ok... one more dare from dapiesis! THX!
DapieisTasty chapter 15 . 3h ago
*a corpse is on the ground with it's blood being sucked out through a syringe and drunk by me*Tasty….
Dares
Dodge my aura spheres which will kill you. aura spheres never miss :D.
Iznagi : got to hell *legendary trio of sinnoh and arceus appear*
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Me: ... WOOOOOHOOOOO! I'M FREE! IZANAGI WON'T KILL ME! IZANAGI! UR DARE!
Izanagi: ? ... NOOOOOOO!
Me: IMMA CALL UR WIFE TO PICK U UP! AFTER ALL, SHE IS QUEEN OF THE DEAD!
Izanagi: NOOO!
Izanami: what do you need Orochi?
Me: guess what? YOUR HUSBANDS VISITING YOU AT HELL/YAMI! I ASKED YOU TO PICK HIM UP!
Izanami: YAY! COMON HERE IZANAGI!
Izanagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Keeps getting dragged to the underworld*
*crack in the earth is now gone*
Me: i vote that when he comes back, he'll be dead.
NineTails: ya... poor guy.
Poor Izanagi... PLZ REVIEW!