WAHAHA! ... why am i starting to act like wattson?
Me: NEW DARES YAY!
Izanagi: please don't tell me that i have to go to Yomi again...
Me: depends on the review.
DapieisTasty chapter 16 . 16h ago
dat was od
try to stop the meteor that arceus stopped seperately (all of you)
did i mention i'm a necromancer
ash & misty get married and never divorce
Me: YAY! ARCEUS! NO METOR STUFF!
Arceus: But-
Me: ROAR DO YOU U WANNA ME TO CALL IZANAMI AGAIN?!
Arceus: NOOOOOOO
Izanagi: NOOOOOO
Me: ...good... good... alrighty, ASH! MISTY! GET MARRIED AND NEVER DIVORCE!
Izanagi: *flinches*
Ash: something wrong?
Izanagi: no...
Me: oh i know... did you know that Izanagi when he got married, after Izanami gave birth to the fire god, she died?
Izanagi: um... Orochi...?
Me: then he went to Yomi to go look for her, and guess what? he finds her as a rotting carcass and then blocks off the entrance.
Izanagi: Orochi?
Me: and that's why Izanami was so eager to drag him into Yomi.
Izanagi: Orochi, everyone heard that...
Misty: *is crying* WAHHHHHHHH
Cynthia: t-that's so sad...
Me: yeah, well, I DON'T CARE!
Steven: this proves your heartless...
Me: OH SHUT UP! freaking Steven... alright, NEXT REVIEW!
Guest chapter 15 . Apr 8
Dare for May and Dawn: Flirt with Ash in front of Misty
Dare for Ash: Challenge Gary to a fight with only Magikarp on your team (no evolving allowed)
Dare for Misty: Tell Ash that you want to date Brock
Me: ... ok, MAY! DAWN! FLIRT WITH ASH IN FRONT OF MISTY!
May and Dawn: ok! hey Ash!
Ash: ?
May: is it hot in here,
Dawn: or is it just me.
Me: hold a sec, Izanami!
Izanami: ?
Me: you see those to girls?
Izanami: yeah?
Me: imagine if they were instead flirting with Izanagi, YOUR Izanagi...
Izanami: DEATH DEATH DIE DIE DEATH DEATH DIE KILL KILL MURDER MURDER KILL MURDER
Izanagi: O_o
Misty: DEATH DEATH DIE DIE DEATH DEATH DIE KILL KILL MURDER MURDER KILL MURDER
*A wacky chase scene with Misty and Izanami are chasing Dawn and May*
Ash: OK!
*long story short, Ash won.*
Misty: WHAT?! fine...
Me: IZANAGI!
Izanagi: ?
Me: you see that guy called Brock?
Izanagi: yeah?
Me: imagine that he is flirting with Izanami, YOUR Izanami...
Izanagi: DEATH DIE MURDER DEAGNNBKNJHGFAJHBFKASJHUIDGYFUGVBHIJOSKAPLAOIUS9FYDGVVDBHSJS
Me: O_o
*a wacky chase scene starts with Ash and Izanagi are chasing Brock*
NineTails: um...
Me: next... dares?
Phantom chapter 15 . Apr 8
Love the dares!
Have some more:
Ash, Paul, Drew, Harley, Cilan, James (from TR) and Gary: Have a cross-dressing competition (additional dare: all competitors except the winner have to wear their costume for 2 more chapters)
Brock, Max, Izanagi, Misty and Professor Oak (not knowing of above): Believe it is a beauty competition for girls and be the judges
Ash: Challenge all gym leaders of Kanto in a row without any breaks (with only 6 Pokemon)
Orochi: swap your body with NineTails for one day
Gary: Challenge Arceus to a 1 vs. 1 pokemon battle
Mewtwo: Lose a battle against a Magikarp
Good luck and I hope to read more!
Me: ALRIGHTY! LET'S START! ASH! PAUL! DREW! HARLEY! CILAN! JAMES! AND GAY! CMERE!
Gary: MY NAME IS GARY!
Me: TOO BAD! YOUR NAME IS GAY FOR NOW ON! READ UR DARE!
Gary: WHAT?! THERE'S NO WAY I COULD DO THAT!
Me: NOW OR ELSE YOU FACE IZANAMI OR IZANAGI'S WRATH!
Gary: *gulp* fine...
*a hour later*
Me: BROCK! MAX! IZANAGI! MISTY! AND PROFESSOR OAK! COME HERE!
Izanagi: ?
Me: I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE JUDGES OF THIS NEW BEAUTY PAGEANT!
Max: ok...?
Me: GOOD! NOW GO!
*I push them inside*
NineTails: poor Izanagi...
Me: actually, he's probs gonna have a nosebleed.
NineTails: ?
Me: i made it so that Izanami is also part of the pageant... =D
NineTails: this will be a fun pageant! =D
*at the pageant*
Izanagi: i don't see the point of this-
Izanami: gosh, this is the most awkward pageant ever...
Izanagi: ... *he got a nosebleed*
Max: are you ok?
Izanagi: ...
Max: nope...
*after the pageant*
Ash: hm? ok!
*long story short, he lost the 1st gym battle...*
Me: MY GOSH ASH! YOU BEAT GARY WITH A SINGLE MAGIKARP! A MAGIKARP! AND NOW YOU LOSE THE 1ST GYM BATTLE?!
Ash: can i have a team of Magikarp?
Me: sure?
*short story, ash won every gym battle with his entire team never even get fainted or getting damaged, ONCE...*
Me: 0_o swap my body? ok...
*They get swapped*
NineTails: HELP ME!
Me: YES! NOW THAT I'M NINETAILS, IZANAGI WON'T KILL ME!
Gary: challenge Arceus? NO PROB! I'LL WIN! *Is trying to show off to Leaf*
Leaf: ...
*short story short, Arceus kicked Gary's butt...*
Mewtwo: NEVER!
Me: DO YOU WISH TO FACE IZANAGI OR IZANAMI'S WRATH?!
Mewtwo: n-no...
Me: THEN DO IT!
*a short story short, the magikarp one shot Mewtwo*
Me: O_o... next...
Kyogre43 chapter 16 . Apr 8
(Brings in Roark tied up) Here's another one you can torture!
Misty: inflate Steven, Jessie, James, and Clemont with helium tanks I snuck in
Paul: do the leek spin
And do not torture Buneary and her kids
Me: Thanks!
Misty: um... ok... *inflates then all*
Clemont: MFFFFFF!
Me: ok... PAUL! NEXT!
Paul: WHAT?! FINE!
*Does a horrible Leek Spin*
Me: ALRIGHTY! NEXT DARE!
Fan chapter 16 . Apr 8
Alright more Dares!
MangaCast, GameCast, Stevan, and Gay Oak (*snicker*): INTO THE PITS AGAIN!
Cotten and Puff: Watch your mother and father make out.
Max and Bonnie: So, you two are together now?
Cilan: Jump into Negaishiper pit.
Ash: Jump into a combined, Ikari, Contest, Wishful, and Egoshippers pit.
Everyone not in pit(I think I've established that): Watch all the episodes of the TV series M.A.R.V.E.L. Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., including the latest one called "Turn, Turn, Turn".
People to be named in a minute: Dress in costumes of the Marval character I assign you. Then act out random scenes of the Avengers movie. (They may be separate. And you may look for some online.)
One scene must be of the shwarma scene.
AshHawkeye/Clint Barton
Misty Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff
Paul: Captain America/Steve Rovers
Brock: Loki
Cilan: Tony Stark/Iron Man
Drew: Thor
Barry: Bruce Banner
Ash's Snorlax: The Hulk
Orochi: Nick Fury
Ninetails: Phil Coulson
Ash: Are any of your Pokemon have mates? (Besides Pikachu.)
Everyone: Watch 'Space Jam'.
AnimeCast: Sing all the Pokemon theme songs (English) that have ever existed.
Bye! Enjoy the Torture!
Me: WOOHOOO! GAMECAST! MANGACAST! GAY! STEVEN!
Gamecast, Mangacast, Gary, and Steven: WHAT?!
Me: PIT FOR U! BYE BYE!
*I sweep them in*
Me: AHAHAHA!
Cotton: um... da...
Puff: ma?
Me: ...so innocent... and adorable... I WANNA HUG THEM! *huggles them*
*Everyone pauses for that one moment*
Izanagi: wait... OROCHI?! YOU LIKE CUTE THINGS?!
Me: Of course! i love cute things!
Steven: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL OROCHI?!
Me: shut up!
Max: um... well...
Bonnie: maybe...
Clemont and Bonnie's dad: WAHHHHHH!
Clemont: WAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: *sweatdrops*
Cilan: AHHHHHHH!
Ash: ok. how bad could it be? *jumps in* AHHHHHHH! HELP ME!
Everyone that is not in the pit: ok...
*watches*
Half of them: MY EYES! MY EYES!
the other half: I LOVE THIS!
Me: um.. ok?
*everyone gets dressed and does the scene.* (sorry, i don't know it. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!)
Ash: um... i think Bayleef and Quilava are mates...
Me: *spits coffee in Izanagi's face*
Izanagi: ...
Me: EEK! SORRY SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Everyone: ... weird...
Animecast: ...ok...
*everyone sings, the girls sing pretty good, some of the boys were ok, and the other boys were just... bad..*
Me: ... ok! final dare!
Steven: FINALLY!
Me: (i'm glad he dosn't know what i'm gonna do...)
Winxclubfan1 chapter 16 . Apr 9
See if you can get drew on the show again! If you can, dare him to kiss May!
Me: ok! DREW! GET UR BUTT OVER HERE!
Drew: um...
Me: NOW KISS MAY!
Drew: ok?
*drew kisses may*
Me: i regret to inform you, but Norman has beaten the living stuffing out of Drew.
NineTails: so what are you gonna do?
Me: *whispers something*
NineTails: that's downright cruel... but i love it!
Me: alrighty... STEVEN! PIT FOR U!
Steven: wait what- AHHH
*After a bunch of pits*
Steven: ... *he's crying...*
Me: now... Ash! over here! i want you to do something!
Ash: ?
Me: (Ash, i want you to kill Steven in front of Wallace, and Mr. Stone who just got out of a coma.)
Ash: (what?! i can't!)
Me: (do you really want Izanagi's wrath that much?)
Ash: (no...)
Me: (THEN DO IT ALREADY!)
Ash: (fine...)
Me: (here, have the gun.)
Ash: *shoots Steven from the back of his head while Wallace and Mr. Stone watched*
Wallace: WHAT THE-
Mr. Stone: ... *he fainted*
Wallace: DIE ASH!
Ash: AHHHH!
Me: i love this torture...
Izanagi: you planned that? that's it. lemme kill you.
Me: NOO! AHHHH!
PLZ REVIEW SO I DON'T DIE!