I AM FINALLY BACK AFTER FANGIRLING SO BAD!
Me: I AM FINALLY BACK AND I HATE YOU STEVEN DIE I HATE UR METAGROSS!
Steven: YOU TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME!
Wolf: YAY STEVEN!
Me: MOTHER OF-
Steven: HELP HELP HELP
Arceus: WAT THE
Me: oh, btw. INTRODUCING, MY 2 NEWEST POKEMON! DARKRAI AND CRESSELIA!
Darkrai: ...
Cresselia: Hello!
Aqua: funny. cause i ship them.
Darkrai: ...?
Moon: um?
Cresselia: DARKRAI! *Tackles him*
Darkrai: AHHHHHHHH
Me: um... Dares?
RavenX1339 chapter 18 . Apr 13
Me:okay So I kinda feel bad about the dare i made, so reverse the dare
Also (ps:This dare is for dialga, palkia and girantina)
Send Izanagi And Izanami To Another Dimension!
Darkrai: ok... so, DIALGA, PALKIA, GIRATINA! REVERSE UR DARE!
Palkia: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Wolf: but i can... *holding chainsaw while sitting on Steven's head.*
Palkia: I'M SORRY! PLZ FORGIVE ME!
*They reverse the dare*
Wolf: good. now go away. *falls asleep on Steven's head*
Me: ok... i have to admit... that is adorable... OMG THIS REALLY IS MAKING ME WANTING TO SEE A FAN ART OF THIS!
Steven: ...
Izanagi: so... which dimension?
Me: cause i wanna be a jerk, i will send you too... MLP FIM WORLD!
Izanami: ok?
*they are sent to MLP FIM World*
Twilight: HOW ARE THE ELEMENTS NOW WORKING?!
Izanagi: KILL ME...
Rainbow Dash: i don't know how they arn't affecting them, but-
Izanami: GIVE ME A CHAINSAW.
*Back at truth or dare show*
Darkrai: next dares.
Fan chapter 17 . Apr 12
Yay!
MangaCast, GameCast,Gay, and Stevan; PITS YOU GO!
Ash: Sing "The Llama song"
BayLeef and Quilava: Are you mates? 'Cause Ash said maybe.
If not, attack him,
If yes, then BayLeef, what Happend to your crush on you-know-who. (Ash) , then, 7 min. With Quilava.
Misty: Sing 'Dark Horse' by Katy Perry
Paul: Talk like YODA for the rest of the chapter.
Drew: Talk in the third person, while calling yourself 'grass-head" for the rest of the chapter.
Ash: Read a fic. called 'League of Champions'
Ash,Orochi,and Ninetails: Break the Fourth wall whenever possible.
Ash,Drew,Paul, Cilan, and Clemont: Whenever you can, say "Hellloooooooooooooooo Nurse" to the respective people you crush on.
Iris: Watch the Pokemon episode where you almost left Ash. (Not relationship-wise, traveling-wise)
Cilan and Meowth: You now must break the Fourth wall whenever possible, also, watch previously mentioned episode with Iris, Afterwards, answer this question, Who were you talking to?
Meowth: Read a fic. where Ash gets betrayed by his friends and YOU join his team.
Everyone: Read 3 fics. titled "Return of the Betrsyed Guardian, Return of the Betrsyed Guardian-Backstories, and "Return of the Betrsyed Guardian-Lemons
Misty: I unleash you on Anabel.
Meowth: Your opinion on said fics.?
Traitors from fic.: What would you do if said fic. actually Happend?
Jessie and James: Your opinion of the Backstories?
Ash: Sing 'I'm On Top of the World' by Imagine Dragons.
BYE! ENJOY THE TORTURE!
Me: ALRIGHT! MANGACAST, GAMECAST, AND STEVEN! PITS U GO!
Steven: ...
MangaCast: fine...
Gamecast: *sigh*
Wolf: NO! I WILL FOLLOW STEVEN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
Me: STALKER!
Wolf: WHAT?!
Me: NOTHING!
Steven: suddenly... i wanna kill myself...
*everyone jumps in* *yes, wolf jumped in to.*
Ash: um... OK! *Sings horribly*
Me: MY EARS!
Caitlin: *she fainted*
Me: HEY WOLF!
Wolf: WHAT?!
Me: YOU GOT COMPETITION!
Wolf: ?!
Me: ALOT OF FANS THINK THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN STEVEN AND PHOEBE!
Wolf: WHAT?!
Steven: WHAT?!
Phoebe: WHAT?!
Wolf: DIE!
Phoebe: AHHH!
Bayleef: it's true.
Me: THE IRONY!
Quilava: ...
Bayleef: about my crush on Ash? i got over it. plus, Misty has already taken them.
Me: wow, Bayleef, YOUR A BOSS! NOW 7 MINS IN HEAVEN WITH QUILAVA!
Bayleef: ...YES! COME HERE QUILAVA!
Quilava: you don't want to know how many times i have thought about divorce...
Izanagi's copy: IF YOU DO DIVORCE, I WILL KILL YOU!
Quilava: O-ok...
Misty: *sings dark horse amzingly*
Me: MISTY UR EPIC HAVE AS MANY COOKIES AS U WANT!
Misty: THX!
Me: wow... WOLF! PHOEBE! NEW COMPETITION!
Wolf: ?!
Phoebe: ?
Me: PEOPLE ALSO SHIP STEVEN WITH CYNTHIA!
Cynthia: WHAT?!
Steven: WHAT?!
NineTails: WHY DOES EVERYONE SHIP STEVEN WITH THE MOST STRANGE CHARACTERS IN THE UNIVERSE?!
Me: WILL THIS SERIOUSLY BECOME A LOVE SQUARE?!
Steven: NO!
Me: OMG IT IS SO FUNNY! SOMEONE, PLZ DARE STEVEN, CYNTHIA, PHOEBE, AND WOLF SOMETHING FUNNY THAT MAKES IT A LOVE SQUARE!
Phoebe: WHAT?!
Steven: *sigh* some day... i will murder a puppy...
Wallace: why?
Steven: you seriously haven't noticed?
Wallace: ?
Steven: sometimes, i wonder if your retarded, stupid, or just ignorant.
Paul: who's Yoda?
Me: here.
Paul: fine.
*as soon as he said one word, my shuckle, Shuckie started kissing him since he's a star wars fan and his fav. character is Yoda...*
Drew: WHAT?! FINE. IM A GRASSS HEAD WAHHHHHHHHHH *cries like a baby*
Ash: ok? *reads it* WAHHHHH IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
Me: YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL!
Ash: Ok. HEY MIYAMOTO! CAN I GET A COOKIE?!
Steven: who's Miyamoto?
Miyamoto: HERE!
Ash: THX
Me: HEY! CAN I GET A PIE?!
Izanami: SURE WHATEVS!
Me: THANKS!
NineTails: IMA JUMP TO MLP FIM VERSE~!
*jumps in*
NineTails: kill me...
Rarity: i must say, you simply have the most beautiful fur-
NineTails: GIVE ME A CHAINSAW
*back at showverse*
Ash: HELLOOOO NURSE JOY!
Misty: ASH U ARE NOT COPYING BROCK GET BACK HERE!
Paul: HELLLOOOO NURSE JOY!
Dawn: DIE PAUL U PERV!
Cilan: HELLO NURSE JOY!
Iris: but my name is not Joy...
Clemont: HELLLOOOO NURSE JOY!
Serena: BACK OFF I'M ALL FOR ASH!
Me: wow...
Iris: *watches* WAHHHHHHH
Me: JEEZ IRIS UR JUST LIKE ASH! but ur my fav champion, so it's ok. =D
Cilan: ok. MIYAMOTO! GIMME UR DISHES!
Meowth: MIYAMOTO! WHY DON'T I HAVE A NOSE?!
Miyamoto: HERE U GO CILAN! also, MEOWTH U DON'T HAVE A NOSE CAUSE I SAID SO!
Cilan: *watches* amazing...
Meowth: i am second thoughts about staying in team rocket...
Cilan: JESUS!
Meowth: GOD!
Me: *facepalms*
Meowth: *reads it* YEP, NEXT MONTH I WILL QUIT TEAM ROCKET AND BECOME A WILD POKEMON.
Everyone: ok... *reads it* ...
Me: i dunt know what to say...
Ash: WAAHHHHH
Charon: LOVE IT!
Steven: KILL ME...
Me: Btw, everyone, NEVER GO ON DEVIANTART. DEVIANTART IS FAN TERRITORY, AND IF U DID GO ON IT, U WILL GET AIDS.
Steven: O-Ok?
Me: Steven... you don't want to know how many fan art of u and cynthia there are...
Steven: O_o
Me: oh lordy...
Misty: DIE DIE
Anabel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meowth: my opinion? ... WTF?
Traitors from said fic: I WOULD DIE.
Jessie: ...
James: *he's crying*
Ash: *sings actually pretty good*
Latias:m COME HERE ASH! *Smooches him*
Misty: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Steven: I DO NOT ENJOY TORTURE!
Fan chapter 17 . Apr 12
Pikachu, Buneary: Walk up to LagomorphShipping pit with your family and kiss.
Pikachu: ok?
Buneary: alright!
Puff: ?
*they all walk to it and Buneary and Pikachu kiss*
Lagomorphshippers: *faint*
Me: NEXT!
Winxclubfan1 chapter 17 . Apr 12
I have an EPIC Idea!
What if you force Dawn to kiss ash in front of EVERYBODY!
Also I want to see Norman be on the show, here's an Idea
Force Drew to kiss May WHILE Norman is watching!
Dawn: WHAT?!
Ash: ?
Dawn: FINE!
*Dawn kisses Ash infront of everyone*
Steven: i really need to go barf...
Paul: NOW LISTEN HERE U LITTLE *is holding Ash by the collar*
Drew: WAT?! FINE!
*Drew kisses May*
Norman: WHY U LITTLE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Ruby: wow... dad sure does get made at the most stupidest things ever...
Sapphire: O_o
Max: ? DIE DREW!
Me: please review? alright, imma go look up Steven X Cynthia on deviantART, cause personally, i'm a fan.
Steven: WHAT?!
Cynthia: HUH?!
PLEASE REVIEW!