one thing to say. NineTails, you are cruel...
Me: YAY! I'M UPDATING!
NineTails: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Me: SHUT UP!
NineTails: *sigh* anyway, REVIEW THINGY!
Kecleon352 chapter 19 . Apr 17
Wow. This is just so wrong on so many levels. But, I just can't help myself.
Dare:
Make Ninetales vore Fox alive and make Fox sit in Ninetales belly for the rest of the chapter.
Make Charizard lose control of his wings and fly around endlessly.
Oh, and Omega (my Lucario) will come in there and blast everyone with Aura Sphere. Muwahahahaha!
NineTails: w-what?!
Me: YAY!
NineTails: fine.. *the dare has now been set*
Me: Ah, torture...
Charizard: LKFJOODIUHUHJB AHHHH I'M CRASHING! *Crashes into his fangirl pit*
Me: poor dragon... i mean bird... gotta remember Charizard ain't a dragon type.
Omega: i have come here to Aura Sphere everyone here according to my master.
Me: NO WHY?!
*Everyone gets Aura Sphere*
Me: ow...
NineTails: next dare...
RavenX1339 chapter 20 . Apr 18
Let Me Re-Prashe My Dare:
Orochi Switch body With Izanagi for the whole Chapter
Tell Anyone Unless you two want to face izanami's Wrath
Me: WHAT?! Fine... IZANAGI!
Izanagi: what?
Me: raven wants us to switch bodies...
Izanagi: okay?
*after switching bodies*
Izanagi: HELP HELP
Izanami: IZANAGI~ *chases after Izanagi*
Me: NO! I DON'T WANT THE QUEEN OF THE DEAD TO HUMP MY BODY!
NineTails: way to go with words Orochi, way to go... next dare!
Guest chapter 18 . Apr 16
Nice! Here are more dares_
Dare for Izanagi: cook a meal for everyone without using any magic tricks
Dare for Pikachu: Put laxatives in Ash's and Misty's meal
Dare for Ash, May, Misty and Jessie: Reproduce the story of Robin Hood with Ash as Lady Marian, May as Robin Hood, Jessie as Guy of Gisborne and Misty as the Sheriff of Nottingham
Additional: May has to kiss Ash in the end
*Izanagi and Orochi switch back their bodies*
Izanagi: um... ok?
Me: ...IZANAGI! YOU CAN'T COOK CRAP!
Izanagi: DO YOU WANT ME TO BLOW UP YOU FACE?!
Pikachu: fine... *puts Laxatives*
Ash: ...
Misty: ...
*we are sorry to say, but Ash and Misty have been put in the; calm down chamber.*
Me: yeah...
Ash: ?
May: what?
Misty: ?
Jessie: what now?
Me: Play the Robin Hood story!
Ash: ?
Me: um... this!
*hands Ash the book about Robin Hood*
Ash: oh, ok!
*does the play. sorry, dunna the robin hood thingy. XC sorry... i'll make up for it at the end of the chapter!*
May: *kisses Ash*
Me: we regret to inform you that May has been taken to the hospital.
NineTails: next dare?
Phantom chapter 18 . Apr 16
Please write more chapters soon! Here are some dares:
NineTails: Manipulate a photo of Izanagi so that it looks like he is kissing Orochi. Then continue by distribution of the photo all over the world and even to hell.
Cilan: Hold a speech in front of a crowd to advertise your gym and start every sentence with the word "armpits".
Ash: Tell us 10 things you hate about Misty.
Jessie, James and Meowth: Try to kidnap Pikachu from Ash and his friends again but instead of using your regular motto and uniform put on chicken costumes and perform the "chicken dance".
Everyone: Have a singing competition with awards for the 5 best singers (in form of medals) and the 5 worst singers (in form of a fall into "the pit").
Misty: Stay with a Sharpedo in a pool for 5 minutes.
Gay(Gary): Ask Ash, Brock, Cilan and Izanagi to be your boyfriend.
NineTails: YES!
Me: NO!
Izanagi: NO!
*NineTails does the dare*
NineTails: i regret to inform you that Orochi has been killed by Izanami.
Cilan: WHAT?!
NineTails: NOW!
Cilan: FINE!
*at Stariton... i dunna how to spell it...*
Cilan: ARMPITS *Something about the gym*
Random Person: *facepalm*
Ash: hm... I hate how she's can be Mean, i hate her temper, i hate her-
*after 100 things that Ash hates about Misty*
NineTails: O_o you were only supposed to say Ten...
Ash: really? oops... i got carried away.
NineTails: O_o
Me: O_o *i got revived*
Jessie: f-fine...
Ash: ?
*tem rocket does chicken dance*
Pikachu: *facepaws*
*After singing comp*
Me: here's a list of winners.
1. NineTails
2. Yellow (shut up, i like her.)
3. Misty
4. Diantha
5. Winona
Worst
1. Ash
2. Cilan
3. Clay
4. Gay. (Gary)
5. Silver
Me: ok, ASH CILAN CLAY GARY AND SILVER! PIT U GO!
Ash: NO!
Misty: ok?
*after 5 mins*
Me: say Misty are you ok- d-did... did the sharpedo... hu-
NineTails: SAY IT AND I WILL KICK U!
Me: o-ok...
Gary: fine.. Ash, will you be my boyfriend?
Ash: no.
Gary: Brock, will you be my boyfriend?
Brock: I'M NOT GAY!
Gary: Cilan will you be my-
Cilan: no.
Gary: Iza-
*Izanami killed Gary...*
Me: next dare i guess...
Shana chapter 20 . Apr 17
(I'm a female Gardevoir. I'm pretty interested, so here mine.)
Truth-
*Arceus: How old are you? Please tell your age in NUMBERS.
Dares (my favorite)-
*Everyone (Author if you wish): Read your favorite book(s) while listening to your favorite song(s). Watch some ASDF movies on YouTube.
(Thank you! 3)
Me: Thx!
Arceus: my age? 0.
Me: ...
Everyone: ...
Me: ok! *reads warrior cats while listening to Persona 3 ending song*
NineTails: oh course Persona 3...
Me: next dare.
Winxclubfan1 chapter 20 . Apr 18
As much as I love this story I actually hate Ikarishipping... Sorry! You can still ship it but if your sometimes wondering why i don't do Ikarishipping Dares you know why!
Well back to more dares!
To Ash: Kiss Misty, May, Dawn, Iris and Serena in front of everyone
To May: When your father and brother is watching kiss Drew!
To Dawn: Kiss Ash when Paul is watching.
To Iris: Kiss Ash in front of Misty and Cilin.
To Serena: Kiss ash in front of everyone
To Paul: Jump off a cliff with your arms tied up and a handkerchief around your mouth and nose! I can't wait to see how you survive this one!
Me: it's ok! Wolf also hates Ikari shipping!
Wolf: SPEAK OF THAT SHIPPING AGAIN AND I WILL *Holding chainsaw*
Me: *Meep*
Ash: ok!
Me: we regret to inform you but, Drew, Paul, Cilan, and Clemont have all beaten Ash to a living pulp.
Dawn: fine.. *kisses Ash*
Paul: Ash, may i see you heart for a minute?
Ash: NO!
Iris: fine!
Cilan: Ash, may i spill out your internal organs?!
Ash: NO!
Misty: may i rip out your heart, Iris?
Iris: NEVER!
Serena: OK!
*Kisses Ash*
Me: ... Misty just killed her...
Paul: WHAT?! FINE!
Me: he died...
NineTails: next dare?
Guest chapter 20 . Apr 18
Dare for all humans: Eat a can of pokemon food
Ash: ok? *eats it*
Me: you are literally eating cat food...
Ash: *throws up*
NineTails: hm? oh, a question!
Redfur chapter 19 . Apr 19
Why did Norman get crazy when Drew kissed May? And why did Max go crazy as well?
Me: because Norman is over protective toward May. oddly, not toward Ruby.
Ruby: HEY!
NineTails: and Max hates Drew.
Me: lol.
NineTails: by the way, Orochi! i gave you your own dare! read it!
Me: ok? *reads it* *is now holding a knife*
NineTails: Don't kill yourself. your not allowed to.
Me: WHY CRUEL WORLD?! WHY?!
NineTails: NOW OROCHI!
Me: FINE!
*Walks up to Steven*
Steven: ?
*kisses Steven infront of his fangirl pit and a drunk Cynthia, Phoebe, and Flannery*
Steven: *is now holding Knife to his throat*
Me: *is now holding Chainsaw to her throat*
Izanagi: wow... NineTails, you evil son of a-
NineTails: SAY THAT AND DIE!
Me: NineTails, may i kill you?
NineTails: no.
and that is why i think NineTails is cruel...
please review...