...
Me: ...
NineTails: remember that dare i gave Orochi at the end of chappy 21? well... after that she kinda got really depressed and now she won't talk or do anything.
Izanagi: like i said, you are a monster...
Steven: ...
Wallace: he won't talk no matter how much i try to get him to talk...
NineTails: oh goodness...
Izanagi: dare time i guess...
Fan chapter 20 . Apr 19
Alright, this set of dares is strictly for Pokemon only. So 1st: MangaCast, GameCast, Gay, and Stevan: PIT YOU GO!
The rest of the humans: Go to a special viewing room that Orochi will create. Also, get all your Pokemon, and release them onto the stage.
Now, here are my Pokemon only DARES!
All Pokemon except Pikachu: Were you at some point jealous of Pikachu?
Charizard, Pignite, and Infernape: Do you ever think of your old trainers?
Charizard: What is your reaction to this statement?
In pretty much ALL of Ash betrayal stories, you NEVER betray him. In fact, in 'Electric Vengence' Pikachu and yourself were the only ones not to betray Ash.
Charizard again: Read a fic called 'A Charred Memory' and tell is what you think about what Ash is doing in said fic.
Buneary: Walk up to May's Glaceon and tell her that Pikachu is now your mate. If a battle ensues then here, have an Oran Berry.
Piplup and Oshawott:Do you still have a crush on Melowetta?
Legendary Pokemon: Read four fics. called Son of the Legendarys pokemons (you are free to criticize the Grammer.) and The Son of Arceus:Ash Ketchum. The Chosen One and Guardian, and it's sequel The Adventure Goes On. What are your reactions to all the fics.
Female Legendaries: Raise your paws/tails or whatever if you do or at one point, had a crush on Ash. Also, read the Lemon chapters of The Chosen One and Guardian, and it's sequel The Adventure Goes On. What are your reactions? Especially Latias and Cresselia.
Snivy: Read a fic. called 'A New Experience'. What is your opinion?
Drew's Roserade: Is it true that you give the roses Drew gives to May, to Drew in the first place?
All Electric types or part-electric types: Read a fic. called 'Road to Master'. Would you join Ash's electric team if said fic. actually Happend?
Ash's Primape and Stephan's Sawk: Do a fight, with just fighting type moves.
Ash's Pokemon: Form into teams based off of the region you were caught in, and do a team tournament.
May's team, Dawn's team, Drew's team and Jessie's team: Do a team contest battle tournament.
Tobias: (from Sinnoh) Where did you get your Legendaries? And show us your whole team, OR ITS THE FANGIRL PIT FOR YOU!
Meowth: Run around The largest city in each region and sing 'Bad' by Micheal Jackson at the top of your lungs.
All of Ash's Pokemon: Stampede in an area that has a seismograph near by and look at the results from said seismograph. Was there a small earthquake?
fire types: See how strong your flamethrower is by using it on some random items, whoever burns the hardest to burn item the best wins!
All psychic types: Use your psychic to lift the heaviest thing you can lift.
Pikachu and Buneary: Act out a scene of 'Romeo and Juliet' and then try to explain it to Cotton and Puff.
Pokemon: When you speak in Poké speech, why do you say your names? And how can you understand one another even though the languages each species speaks is completely different.
Humens: Look through the internet to find any shippings involving the Pokemon, then, the trainer(s) of the Pokemon shipping must play matchmaker to said two Pokemon.
(Examples: SnivyXOshawatt, UmfeazentXPignite, ScraggyXAxew, etc.)
All Pokemon that are capable: Play an app called 'Flappy Bird'. The first one to score 100 or more will earn a months supply of Oran Berries and Poffins.
All humens and Pokemon alike: Raise your hand if you KNEW Ash and Misty would get together. Then, read a fic. called 'The Video Diaries'. What is everyone's reactions to Ash almost cussing out Gary?
What are your reactions and opinion of the fic. in general? Any specific things that stood out to you?
Bye!
NineTails: HOLY MOTHER AMATERASU THAT'S ALOT!
Izanagi: looks like we'll be busy.
NineTails: Aliright! MANGACAST, GAMECAST, GAY, AND STEVEN! PIT FOR 4 YOU!
MangaCast: kill me...
GameCast: WHY?!
Gary: MY NAME IS GARY!
Steven: ...
NineTails: woah... this is kinda scary... normally Orochi would be bouncing around happily, yet she's still doing nothing...
Wallace: and Steven would be hating his life, but he's doing nothing too...
Izanagi: you really, really, broke them NineTails.
NineTails: ok... at any point, any of you Pokemon, were you jealous of Pikachu?
Clefairy: i was. since i was the original Pokemon Mascot. but now, i'm ok.
NineTails: *sigh* i'm kinda missing Orochi...
Charizard: screw my old trainer.
Infernape: may i punch paul?
Pignite: no.
NineTails: wow... ...
Charizard: my reaction? because i still care for Ash. he did save me from death when i was charmander after all.
NineTails: that's... actually pretty sweet...
Charizard: ... interesting... is all i'm going to say.
NineTails: by now, Orochi would have made some rude or mean remark...
Buneary: ok!
Glaceon: ?
Buneary: Glaceon, Pikachu is my mate.
Glaceon: ... WHAT?! DIE!
Buneary: THXS FOR THE ORAN BERRY!
Piplup: no.
Oshawott: YES!
NineTails: im pretty sure Orochi would facepalm...
Meloetta: ...
Palkia: NJDFIDFFKLDJJK\
Dialga: are you ok, Palkia?
Giratina: ...
Mesprit: um...
Arceus: ...
Uxie: uh...
Azelf: i may be the willpower pokemon, but it took me alot of willpower to read this...
Cresselia: ...
Darkrai: ...
Jirachi: ... um?
Cresselia: *raises paw. (does she have a paw?)* me. at 1st. then i fell in love with Darkrai.
Latias: *Raises Paw* I LOVE HIM! AND I STILL DO!
Latios: ... O_o
Snivy: *reads* um... *Gulp*
Electrivire: sure. whatevs.
Raichu: sure!
Pichu: ok.
Emolga: OK!
Pikachu: OF COURSE!
Roserade: maybe...
Primeape: APE!
Sawk: SLKDSFDAFJ
*Sawk won...*
Pikachu: GO TEAM KANTO!
NineTails: ur not allowed since you were his starter and in every region.
Pikachu: DANGIT!
*in short, Kanto team won...*
May, Dawn, Drew, and Jessie: OK!
*it was a tie...*
Tobias: no.
NineTails: now.
Tobias: i'd rather fangirl pit.
NineTails: you dunna what you got yourself into...
*Tobias * thrown in*
Tobias: AHHH HELP!
NineTails: ...
Meowth: ok?
*at the city*
Meowth: *is singing at the top of his lungs*
Persian: um...
*at show*
NineTails: THAT'S IT! BY NOW, OROCHI WOULD HAVE MADE SOME MEAN REMARK! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I'M WAKING HER UP NOW!
Me: ...
NineTails: this may be stupid... but this calls for drastic measures...
Izanagi: ?
Ninetails: *turns on the Claris opening them song called Connect*
Me: ... WGHAT ISKJSHFIAWojh WHAT IS THIS SNG CALLED I L9VEOKPE FIEHGUIOJHKBFJJDHBSJ
Izanagi: o_O she likes Japanese Anime theme songs that much...?
NineTails: yep!
Me: ALRIGHT THEN LET'S GET A GO ON! ALRIGHT, ASH'S POKEMON, STAMPEDE TIME!
Tauros 1: ?
Me: um... THE PEOPLE IN THAT CITY TRIED TO KILL YOUR TRAINER!
Pikachu: DIE DIE DIE
*Causes a EarthQuake*
Me: ...
Quilava: i'll try to win.
*Quilava won...*
Reshiram: ... wow... imma go hide in a corner and cry...
Mewtwo: hmph. *raises the sun*
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF AMATERASU!
Izanami: did someone call me?
Me: ... *facepalm*
NineTails: well... O_o
*Pikachu and Buneary act out the scene*
Pikachu: now you see, Cotton...
Buneary: well um... Puff...
Cotton: ... um...
Puff: uh... durr...
Meowth: because. it is almost impossible to say human speech. and we only know how to say our own names.
Pikachu: and how we can understand each other? ask Miyamoto.
Cotton and Puff: who's Miyamoto?
Pikachu: *stops in his tracks* oh goodness...
Steven: WTF
Me: personally, i ship 2 of Steven's pokemon. his Skarmory and his Metagross.
Skarmory: ...
Metagross: ...
Ash: MATCHMAKER TIME!
Me: well um... POKEMON WHO CAN PLAY FLAPPY BIRD! SCORE MORE THEN 100 POINTS, THEN YOU GET MONTH SUPPLY OF ORAN BERRIES AND PUFFINS!
Ash's Snorlax: SNOR SNOR SNOR! *Racks up points like no tomorrow*
Me: JEEZ, SNORLAX CAN MOVE!
*10 mins later*
Me: Snorlax scored 1,000,000 points before dieing...
NineTails: I NEED A OVERUSED INTERNET MEME NOW!
Me: k... IT'S OVER 9000!
Steven: ...
May: um...
Delia: BAD BOY ASH!
Max: what's cussing?
Gary: O_o
Oak: ...
Serena: MISTY HE'S MINE!
Misty: wow...
Brock: *raises hand*
Delia: *raises hand*
Max: *raises hand*
May: *raises hand*
Daisy: *raises hand*
Lily: *raises hand*
*almost everyone who knows Ash and Misty raise their hand*
Me: that's a lot of PokeShippers...
NineTails: POKESHIPPING FTW!
Me: *sigh*
NineTails: the questions.
Me: Misty's video.
Steven: ... Brock's video.
Moon: ... Brock's Video.
*3/4 of the crowd said brock's video, 1/4 and another 1/4 said Ash or Misty*
Me: O_o
NineTails: next dare...
Kecleon352 chapter 21 . Apr 22
Oh, man! I've got to do that again.
Dares:
Separate all of the Pokemon and humans from each other and put up a giant glass wall between them.
Pokemon: Leak some Full Incense to the Pokemon. Full Incense has been known to cause Pokemon to become lethargic and bloated. Here's a pic to help show what should happen:
art/Lol-Full-Incense-87857173
Describe what the Pokemon think.
Humans: Make them breathe nothing but laughing gas for an hour.
You: Dance with a Beartic on your head. I mean it!
Me: ok! *Sets Glass wall*
NineTails: POKEMON! HAVE SOME FULL INCENSE!
*2 hours later...*
Me: o_O
Steven: o-O
NineTails: um...
Palkia: HELP GEK=GO]AUO
Me: k... HUMANS! HAVE SOME LAUGHING GAS!
*Laughing gas is set*
Steven: ? ... ahaha... JOHADoflvbk:femknvKML'fbgnsjkpoeajrkejgnngjkjhgkofepjgdjokpjophj
Me: he's specking gibberish...
Cynthia: WOHO!
Me: NINETAILS! DID YOU GIVE HER DRUGS?!
NineTails: maybe...
Me: *sigh*
Steven: what the,.. HELP HELP GEL=-=U-Ho
Me: ? O_o Cynthia is crushing Steven...
NineTails: O_o
Moon: HELP HELPOIJPerfgovn;km'prfihp9gvNM,LP[DLPWOIF09GVBhwedkmwlfvi90gyfhdnmsllodiugfd
Brock: NURSE JOY~ OFFICER JENNY~
Jenny: BROCK~
Joy: BROCKY~
Me: WHAT THE- YOU DRUGGED THEM ALL!
NineTails: *troll face*
Me: how... HOW COULD YOU?! YOU DRUGGED ALL OF THEM!
NineTails: so?
Me: WHICH MEANS... I CAN'T TORTURE THEM ANYMORE!
Wallace: OH GOSH HELP HELP HELP
Winona: WEEEEE HEEEE HEEEE HE EEEEEEE
Snorlax: KLDSFJDGSafow[lsfidgsh fdsjoigdhWKwO0BSGN FDSGFOODFKdgbhcfug jhcligdcduwgh fbgxzcfsdzaJ fdzxlglon/kulcv;im.,gkv fko ovfngukiunol[mng n
Charizard: kjddoaheyuw9EI9 FHUDAGSOHSF UFIDUH
Pikachu: WONUDOHOO! MIYAMOTO!
Izanagi: hey is something wrong- o_O what... what happened to the humans and Pokemon?
Me: NineTails... Drugged them all... and we gave the humans laughing gas... and we gave the Pokemon Full Incense...
Izanagi: um... what the... AHHH! *Gets thrown into human pit*
Izanami: ? AHHHHH! *Also gets thrown in*
Me: ... NineTails did you...?
*NineTails runs away*
Me: DON'T LEAVE ME TO DIE! WAH!
Izanagi: OROCHI!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1! DON'T MURDER ME!
Izanami: IZANAGI~
Izanagi: what the... FHDKJAHiijif ! HELP ME!
Ash: AHAHASUDGIFAKLOUH9YSDAMFKOBIGUHNKOPGIBGJOFIJ L MIYAMOTO! IMA BREAK 4TH WALL WHATEVER THAT IS!1M
Misty: NO I WILL MR. KETCHUP!1!
Pikachu: KETCCHUP!
Me: MY GOODNESS, THIS IS CHAOS! WHAT DO I DO?!
Izanagi: I KILL YOU!
Me: NO!
Brock: NURSE JOY~! *clings onto Izanagi*
Izanagi: GET OFFA ME U PERVERT!
Arceus: jifasidgsbnkofjnbh cjhsidosfkoij njcgojmfbv
Latias: OH ASHY POO~! *Clings onto Latios*
Latios: AHHH!
Cresselia: OH DARKRAI~!
Darkrai: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!
Melody: AHHHHHHH[FO;N hogifbVSNHFNKLPFUGBNM,LP0HGN
Lugia: WOOOHOIFGVBHM *Drunken*
Ho-Oh: MARRY ME LUGIA! *Clings onto Rayquaza*
Rayquaza: GET OFFA ME YOU HIPPIE BIRD!
Kyogre: MARRY ME GROUDON! *Clings onto Wailord*
Wailord: I MUST STAY TRUE TO SKITTY! *Clings onto Skitty*
Gallade: OH GARDEVOIR~! *Clings onto Gardevoir*
Gardevoir: KFEOJGWHIJwokijobyvc fdbgihawuabgi\
Mewtwo: kmfdgfjiso[p fijdffkij MEW MEW! GIVE ME SOME FOOD! GIVE ME SOME FULL RE,MJGHENM
Mew: NEVER! FULLR ESTORE FHUIHHSKOD NMIJNJJKO IMINE,FJDGJ SDLM HMN MN MINE
...Please review... Also, I REACHED 2,000 WORDS! IN ONE CHAPPY!