HELLO!
Me: ... I'M FINALLY BACK!
NineTails: what were you doing?
Black Sun: she was planning how to kill Steven.
NineTails: ... really Orochi?
Me: SHUT UP!
Black Sun: you'd make good comedians.
NineTails and I: SHUT UP!
Black Sun: *trollface* Dares! yay!
Kecleon352 chapter 23 . Apr 24
Er, that's weird.
Dares:
Wolf and Sun: Swim in a pool full of living slime. The slime will fill up the Pokemon until all of itself is in their bodies.
Everyone else: Watch "Sharknado" 10,000 times. Then, tie them all together and throw them into a real sharknado. (Substituting with Sharpedo and Carvanha whenever you can!)
Me: i know. NineTails is weird.
NineTails: i know. Orochi is weird.
Black Sun: i know. NineTails and Orochi are idiots.
Me: SHUT UP!
NineTails: freaking puppy...
Black Sun: what did you say? *is now holding weapon that Amaterasu used to defeat NineTails*
NineTails: eep! nothing!
Me: cool! Wolf! Sun! you got a dare!
Wolf: really?
Sun: ok?
Wolf: ... *holding her leaf blade to her throat*
Sun: *now trying to find a gun*
Me: now.
Sun: but-
Me: NOW.
Wolf: fine. but you will pay... *holding chainsaw*
Me: EEP! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
*Wolf and Sun jump in*
Wolf: AAAHH! GROSS! THE SLIME!
Sun: BLEH! *Throws up*
Me: poor them...
NineTails: yeah...
Black Sun: idiots... ok, watch this?
*after watching it*
Steven: ... *he shot himself*
Me: *throws up*
Moon: what the-
Aqua: I LOVE IT!
Squid Girl: I AM SQUID GIRL, EMISSARY-
Me: SQUID GIRL! YOUR IN THE WRONG FANFICTION! THIS IS POKEMON! YOUR PART OF YOUR OWN FRANCHISE! NOW GO HOME!
Squid Girl: but-
Me: NOW YOU STUPID SQUID! OR ELSE I'LL EAT ALL OF THESE TENTACOOLS AND TENTACRUELS! *Shows her the Tentacools and Tentacruels*
Squid Girl: FELLOW SQUIDS-
Me: *east them all*
Squid Girl: NO! WHY-
Me: NOW GET OUT! *Kicks her back to her dimension*
Black Sun: that was a close one. also, this movie... *shoots himself*
*Black Sun and Steven respawn*
Black Sun: OH COME ON!
Steven: i forgot i could respawn...
*Expirencing real Sharknado*
Carvanah: WOOHOO
Sharpedo: KFHNJM,LJ
Me: KILL ME...
*After that*
Me: Never again...
Black Sun: next... dare...
Phantom chapter 21 . Apr 22
Nice! I've got another ideas:
Everyone: Look at Team Rocket's chicken dance of chapter 21
Giovanni: Call all your underlings for an important announcement. Then call Jessie, James and Meowth and tell them that you want to promote them. In front of all the other Team Rocket members make Jessie, James and Meowth kneel before you and tell them following sentence: "You shall be known as Team Chicken!" (reference to Star Wars 3)
Steven: ok?
*everyone watches*
Steven: pfft... PFFT... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!
Black Sun: OH IZANAGI MY STOMACH!
Izanagi: MOTHER OF MYSELF MY STOMACH AHAHASAGUAHSIJUAGAUHUAGSB AHAHA!
Izanami: HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
Arceus: ... Pfft...
Giovanni: WTF
*After everyone watches*
Giovanni: ALL UNDERLINGS! COME HERE! NOW!
Rocket Grunt: SIR YES SIR!
Jessie: What is it boss Giovanni?
James: yes?
Meowth: yes?
Giovanni: I NOW AM GOING TO PROMOTE YOU! 1ST, KNEEL BEFORE ME!
Jessie: YES SIR!
James: YES SIR!
Meowth: YES SIR!
Giovanni: from this day forth... YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS TEAM CHICKEN!
Every Team Rocket Grunt: ...
James: ...
Meowth: ...
Jessie: RAWR!
*1 hour later*
Me: Jessie... killed everyone...
NineTails: O_o
Black Sun: N-Next dare... O_o
Guest chapter 21 . Apr 22
Dare for NineTails: Tell Izanami face-to-face that you have an affair with Izanagi.
Dare for Brock, Drew, Paul, Cilan, Steven and Izanagi: Next time you go to the toilet you have to go to the girl's toilet.
Dare for Gay(Gary): Confess your love to Arceus.
Dare for Ash: Fight on your own (without your pokemon) against Gary's pokemon team.
NineTails: ok. IZANAMI!
Izanami: yes?
NineTails: I HAD A AFFAIR WITH IZANAGI!
*Izanami killed NineTails*
Brock: YES!
Steven: *he already shot himself*
Drew: ok...
Paul: WTF
Izanagi: DO YOU REALLY WANT IZANAMI TO RA-
Wolf: DON'T SAY IT!
*Izanagi goes to girl's bathroom*
*Izanami kinda... Ra- Izanagi...*
Gary: I LOVE YOU ARCEUS!
Arceus: i hate you Gary Oak.
Gary: WAH! *Cries*
Ash: ?
Gary: COME ON ASHY!
Ash: ok. *Derp face*
*beats the living mother out of them*
Me: HOLY!
Black Sun: MOTHER OF MY MOTHER!
Izanami: Do you need me?
Black Sun: ... next dares...
DapieisTasty chapter 23 . 23h ago
I'm back!
dares…
Ash and misty, have a large amount of hormones injected into them then locm them in a soundproof room together
Drop a nuke on each of the pits except the pokkeshipping pit then replace the pits with dementors from harry potter.
Everyone who still has soul must enter a torture chamber. remember, the left calf is the most painful part of the body
bye for now.
Ash: ok!
Misty: sure!
*they are left alone*
Me: my gosh, are they having se-
Wolf: DON'T SAY IT!
Me: ok...
*Drops Nuke*
Me: i looked up Cynthia Shipping (Pokemon), but i am scared to look considering the fan art i've seen on deviantART...
Black Sun: MAKE HER LOOK! MAKE HER LOOK!
Me: ... so should i?
Black Sun: anyway, CYNTHIA! EVERYONE! IN YA GO!
*After that*
Me: ... who survived?
Yellow: i was the only one who did...
Me: ok. torture chamber for you!
Yellow: WHAT?! NO!
*Gets thrown in*
Me: well...
Black Sun: next dares...
gamerz1172 chapter 6 . Apr 22
I DARE YOU TO THROW YAMI IN THERE! yes im so evil *troll face*
Me: what... WHAT?!
NineTails: NOOOOO!
Black Sun: WHYYYY
Me: *sniff* Yami...?
Yami: yeah?
Me: PIT YOU GO I'M SORRY PLZ DON'T KILL ME!
Yami: WAT?! WAHHHH
Me: crybaby...
Yami: SHUT UP! I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: NO!
Black Sun: N-Next dare...
winxclubfan1 chapter 1 . 3h ago
1. Pikachu: PITS YOU GO!
2: Ash: Kiss all the females in the room
3. May and Drew: Make out in a closet
4. Puff and Cotton: Hug me!
5. Clemot: Slap Serena!
Time to give out these water guns filled with grape juice!
May gets one because she is my favorite character
Ash gets one because he is the main character
Drew gets one because I ship him with May
Clemot gets one because I feel sorry for him
Cotton and Puff get one because they are cute
Misty gets one for no reason
Serena gets one because she's pretty
Dawn gets one because I like her
Now here's why the others can't get them
Iris doesn't get one because she's annoying.
Paul doesn't get one because I hate him
Cilan doesn't get one because he's a gym leader
Pikachu doesn't get one because he has powers
Ninetales doesn't get one because she might die
Norman doesn't get one because he might kill Drew with it.
You don't get one because you didn't do your dare!
Pikachu: WAHHHHH! *Gets thrown in*
Me: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU PIKACHU~
Ash: ok? *kisses Orochi*
Me: WTF ASH?!
Ash: *kisses NineTails*
NineTails: ...
Ash: *kisses Misty*
Misty: *kisses back*
*after Ash kisses everygirl in the room, all of the girl's lovers, crushes, family, or something like that all killed Ash*
Me: *sigh* *revives Ash*
Ash: YAY!
May: WHAT?! NOO
Drew: YESSSSSS
*They get into closet and make out*
Me: bleh...
Black Sun: *facepalm*
Puff: YAY! YOU GET HUGGAH!
Cotton: YES! YOU DO!
*Puff and Cotton huggles wind*
Me: LOL
Clemont: WAHHH *Slaps her*
Serena: THAT HURT!
May: THANK YOU!
Ash: WOOHOOO
Drew: YAY AHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
Clemont: Ok... thx...
Cotton: THANK YU!
Puff: THX U!
Misty: YAY KJOSFAKAPFM
Serena: jdsfiahmofkddk,
Dawn: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Iris: ...
Me: DON'T DIS MY FAV CHAMPION!
Black Sun: *sigh*
NineTails: YAY YOU CARE!
Norman: ...
Me: THAT DARE WOULD HAVE MADE ME KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND EAT THEM!
*Everyone beat each other up*
Me: and the winner is... COTTON AND PUFF!
Cotton: YAY
Puff: WEEEEE HEEEEEE
Me: ...
Black Sun...
plz... review... i guess... i dunna... And... and... I WANNA KILL STEVEN!
but anyway, should i look at the pics?
