I have alot of work to do...

Me: HI!

NineTails: it's been awhile.

Me: cause i've been watching Proton Jon and SuperJeenius play Resident Evil 5...

NineTails: *sigh*

Me: DARES!

Fan chapter 22 . Apr 23

Here are some more dares:

MangaCast, GameCast, Gay, Stevan: *points to fan pits*

Ash and Charizard: Roaring contest. (You have to get Ash mad so, have him imagine Rudy is kissing Misty.)

Everyone: Read all "Guide to ..." Fics. By AruaPearl44 (there are a lot.)

Ash and Legendaries: Opinion on said fics.

The following couples must do 7 min. in Heaven:
Regirock and Registeel
Ash and Articuno
Rayquaza and Latias
Mewtwo and Mew
Ash and Cynthia
Giratina and Lugia
Giratina and Arceus

Misty: I unleash you on Articuno and Cynthia

Ash and Misty: Make out in front of EVERYONE!

Everyone: Read a fic. called "Pokéchats", it is very funny in some chapters.

Everyone: Watch The two currently out "The Hunger Games" films.

Ash: What is your opinion on the 'Ash's Coma theory'?

Everyone: Watch 'Frozen'.

Water types: Do a Water gun contest. Whoever shoots their Water gun the farthest wins.

Grass types: Nest in Drew's hair one-by-one.

Everyone: Make your own 'Gangdam Style' and 'Harlem Shake' videos

Izangi and Izami: I hate you! JUMP INTO THE PIT OF FIRE, AND DON'T COME OUT TILL NEXT CHAPTER!

Ash: What is the loudest thing you heard on your journey?

Infernape: Punch Paul.

Everyone but Ninetails: Shake down Ninetails for all her drugs, take them from her, then drug her, then put her in an unbreakable chamber.

Arceus and Mewtwo: Battle!

Brock: Don't flirt with anyone for 3 hours.

Everyone: read 'Chronicles of the Chosen One: Pokemon Master' by Sabor364. What are all your opinions?

Everyone: Say "Mine" just like the seagulls do in 'Finding Nemo'.

Arceus: Are you Male or Female? Did you know that some people ship you and Giratina? How big is your closet?

I'll have more next time. Bye!

Me: HOLY MOTHER OF AMATERASU AND SUSANOO!

Izanami: Did you need something, Orochi?

Me: NO!

NineTails: well... um... THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT POSTING A CHAPTER!

Me: SHUT UP! (I really do appreciate Long reviews. cause... MORE VARIETY AND FUN!)

MangaCast: WAHHHH

GameCast: *sigh*

Gary: MY NAME IS GARY!

Steven: ...

Me: ... he's not speaking...

NineTails: um...

*they are thrown in*

Me: ... i think we've kinda... uh...

NineTails: we really screwed up they're souls...

Me: and pride... and sanity...

NineTails: ...

Me: ...

NineTails: um... Ash, Rudy is kissing Misty... now Charizard, roar with Ash.

Charizard: ROOARRRR

Ash: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Me: MOTHER OF ALL LIVING BEINGS!

Amaterasu: you need something, Orochi?

Me: NO!

Black Sun: MOM! PLEASE GET OUT!

Amaterasu: AND WHY?!

Black Sun: BECAUSE-

*They continue to argue*

Me: idiots.

NineTails: *sigh*

Me: well... ok. i'll read it.

*everyone reads it*

Steven: ...

Me: I LOVE IT!

NineTails: MY EYES!

Black Sun: ...

Izanagi: 1 word. interesting...

Izanami: 3 words. what. the. ARCEUS?!

Arceus: ... weird...

Ash: this is my opinion. ...

Arceus: ...

Giratina: I NEED A ASPIRIN.

Dialga: ...

Palkia: ...

Uxie: ...

Mesprit: ...

Azelf: ...

Registeel: but i don't have a gender...

Kyogre: I AM NOT A GIRL!

Regice: like Registeel, i have no gender. also... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: That's it. Regice, you shall be known as the EAGLE!

Regice: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Regirock: AM I THE ONLY GOLEM WHO MAKES SENSE?!

Me: NO! BECAUSE YOU CAN FLY!

Regirock: SO CAN OTHERS!

Me: BUT YOUR JUST A HUNK OF ROCKS!

Regirock: SHUT UP!

(A/N yes, i am a chuggaaconroy fan.)

Registeel: ...

Regirock: WAIT, WHAT?!

Me: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA (Throws them in)

Ash: i am honored.

Articuno: WAHT?! NO! MISTY WILL KILL ME!

Me: AAHAHAHAHHAHA *Throws them in*

Rayquaza: WOOOHOOOO

Latias: *blushes*

Latios: WHAT?!

NineTails: *sigh* *throws them in*

Mewtwo: ...

Mew: OK! *Throws herself in with Mewtwo*

Me: LOL

Cynthia: ...

NineTails: but... ok, i'll admit. I AM A LOLISHOTASHIPPER! (CynthiaXSteven)

Me: WHAT THE-

Black Sun: HOLY-

Cynthia: ...

Steven: ... seriously?

Black Sun: ... seriously?

Me: hey... how come Black Sun always copies Steven's Speech patterns...?

NineTails: reviewers! do you have any theories? tell us!

Me: but for now...

Giratina: ...

Lugia: WHAT?!

Arceus: ...

*They are thrown in*

Me: LOL

NineTails: *Sigh*

Misty: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Articuno: HOLY HOPPIPS!

Cynthia: WAT THE-

*They are torn apart*

Me: i'll get the revives...

NineTails: XD

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Me: um...

NineTails: I LOVE IT!

Arceus: I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE!

Cynthia: uh...

Red (Game): ...

Red (Manga): i don't know what to say...

Ash: ok! *makes out with Misty*

Rudy: WAHHHHH

Misty: *looks happy*

*reads Pokechats*

Me: BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!

NineTails: *sweatdrops* crazy...

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Ash: my opinion? i think it's the stupidest most F**king Pokemon theory in the world. cause-

*after 1 hour of cussing and such, later*

Me: O_O

NineTails: O-O

Steven: O_o

Black Sun: O_o

Arceus: o_o

Misty: o_O

*watches Frozen*

Me: ... it's not bad...

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

NineTails: uh...

Palkia: Water gun contest? ok. *Shoots Water gun so high it makes a hole in mars* TOP THAT!

Aqua: i don't think it would be fair if i joined, so i won't. Palkia, you win.

Grass types: ok!

Wolf: *nest in drews hair while looking adorable*

Me: So... SO ADORABLE! WHO KNEW A LEAFEON SO ADORABLE COULD BE SO VIOLENT?!

*everyone makes video*

*Not Steven, manga, game, or gay (gary). since they are in pit*

Me: ...

Wolf: well...

NineTails: um...

Izanagi: WHY HATE ME?!

Izanami: at least i'll be with you Izanagi~

Izanagi: HELP HELP HELP HELP

Me: ... XD

Ash: the loudest thing? Misty.

Misty: hey!

Infernape: gladly. (uses close combat on paul) oops. i killed him.

Me: i'll get the revives...

*Everyone but NineTails does the dare*

Me: lemme check on Nine... *Checks on her* she's...eating a human carcass...

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Amaterasu: O_o

Me: well...

Arceus: ok!

Mewtwo: *sigh*

*it was a tie*

Me: LOL XD

Brock: waht... *shoots himself*

Me: JEEZ, HE MUST REALLY LIKE FLIRTING!

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Me: ... Black Sun... your creepy...

Amaterasu: *facepaw*

*everyone reads it*

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Me: weird.

Brock: *i revived him* uh...

Misty: what?

Ash: I WISH THIS WAS ALL TRUE!

Me: *facepalm*

*everyone says Mine*

Arceus: ... i am both.

Me: so that's means you have both a -

Izanagi: DON'T YOU DARE!

Me: and -

Izanami: NO!

Me: next dares... guess?

DapieisTasty chapter 24 . Apr 25

Dares:
Orochi: change the studio to a torture chamber run by me permanently
Everyone watch sword art online it is epiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc
everyone must stalk each other while drooling for all of eternity
I'm done
bye bye by buy bye bye by buy pies

Me: GLADLY! *i change studio to torture chamber*

half of everyone: AWESOME!

Other half: ... i don't know...

Me: HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! *Does that*

Wolf: YAYA DARES!

winxclubfan1 chapter 24 . Apr 26

Dare for everyone: HAVE A GANGNAM STYLE CONTEST!

Judges are: Cotton, Puff, You and Ninetales.

Dare for Cotton and Puff: Watch TV!

Dare for Wolf: Hug Dawn!

Dare for everyone: PLAY GHOST BUSTARERS WITH ELECTRIC TYPE POKEMON TO KILL GHOST TYPE POKEMON!

Me: OK!

*Wolf won... somehow... ok, she won cause she has a chainsaw...*

Me: um... Wolf, brilliant performance... please don't kill me...

NineTails: ...

Cotton: WAHHHH

Puff: AHHHH

Cotton: *watches* I HATE IT!

Puff: *watches* I LOVE IT!

Wolf: OK! *Hugs Dawn*

Dawn: SO ADORABLE! YOUR SO CUTE, YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE!

Me: yes, Dawn is Wolf's fav character. she just hates paul.

Cloud: ahahhaha... AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *starts trying to murder all of Phoebe from Hoenn's pokemon*

All Ghost Pokemon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All Electric Pokemon: AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAS!

Me: O_o

Aqua: DARES

Guest chapter 22 . Apr 24

Misty, May, Dawn and Iris: Put on Hula costumes and do the Hula-dance!

Misty: ok!

May: *sigh*

Dawn: ...

Iris: *makes a pouty face*

*They put on Hula and do hula dance*

Ash: WAFFLE

Max: ...

Norman: what the-

Drew: *wolf whistles*

Paul: ... mother of arceus...

Cilan: *he got a nosebleed*

Me: XD WAFFLES AND DARES AND TOASTY!

Guest chapter 22 . Apr 24

Gay: Declare in public that your name is officially Gay!

Gary: BUT-

Me: NOW!

Gary: FINE!

*Goes to public*

Gary: FROM THIS DAY FORTH... *Gulp* I SHALL BE KNOWN AS GAY OAK! *Goes to cry*

Spencer: *Facepalm*

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

*back at STUDIO- i mean Torture Chamber.*

Winxclubfan1 chapter 23 . Apr 24 *Huggles Wolf*

1. Drew and May: Keep on making out in a cubboard.
2. Ninetales: PIT YOU GO!
3. Cotton: Watch barney then read the book where Silverstream dies
4. Puff: Hug me!
5. Drew and May: Be together and never break up.
6. Ash: Kiss all the girls and boys in the room.
7. Paul: Don't come back to life
8. Wolf: Kiss Glaceon
9. Misty: Kiss Imazgi
10: You and Ninetales: Get married

Heres a dare Redfur sends:

All Ikarishipping haters (Me, Wolf and Winxclubfan1): Killl Paul and make Dawn kiss Ash!

Wolf: *huggles back*

NineTails: WAHHHHHHHH *Jumps in*

Cotton: *Watches* SO... CREEPY... *Reads book* I DON'T WANT MAMA TO DIE!

Puff: *Hugs Wind* YOUR SOFT!

Drew: OK!

May: WHAT?!

Norman: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Max: SO WILL I!

Ash: OK! *Kisses them all*

*they all kill him, except Misty, Delia, and Serena*

Paul: ... *dead*

Wolf: ok? *kisses Glaceon*

Glaceon: I LOVE U! *Stalks Wolf*

Wolf: help... i have a stalker now...

(A/N what? LEAFEONXGLACEON! IT'S FUNNY!)

Misty: ... fine. *kisses Izanagi*

Izanami: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Misty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me and NineTails: WHAT?!

Wolf: DO IT!

Me: FINE

NineTails: BUT I LIKE BLACK SUN!

Me: ...

*insert Orochi killing NineTails scene here*

Me: well... looks like i won't be doing my dare...

Wolf: YES

Me: LET'S DO THIS

Red: OK!

Wind: AHAHHAHAHAHHA

*They kill Paul and make Dawn kiss Ash*

Misty: DAWN YOU SON OF A-

Me: NO MISTY!

Wolf: MOAR DARES

Guest chapter 23 . Apr 24

Now paintball guns for NineTails, Amaterasu and Izanagi! Unleash a barrage of paintballs upon Orochi!

NineTails: YAY

Amaterasu: ok?

Izanagi: OK!

Me: NOOOOOO

*they shoot me*

*I died*

NineTails: oh yeah... Orochi is allergic to paint...

Wolf: DARES

Guest chapter 23 . Apr 25

I dare Snorlax to go on a diet until he loses 100 pounds weight.
And I dare Orochi and NineTails to withstand a Hyper beam.
And I dare Izanagi to put on a ballerina costume and dance the Swan Lake in public.

Snorlax: SNORRRRRRR (WAHHHHH WHY!?)

Me: *gulp*

NineTails: HERE WE GO! MOON! USE HYPER BEAM ON US!

Moon: OK! *Hyper beams they're face*

Me: i... am... alive...

NineTails: s-so... a-am... i-i...

Izanagi: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

Me: NOW! SUFFER!

Izanagi: FINE! *puts on ballerina costume and dances in public*

Maxie: ?

Archie: ...

Courtney: ...

Shelly: ...

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Me: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

NineTails: DARES

Guest chapter 23 . Apr 25

NineTails: Tell Pikachu that you want to play "Go Fish" with him but instead of playing a card game use him as a bait to go fishing for Sharpedos!

NineTails: ? ok? PIKACHU! PLAY GO FISH WITH MEH!

Pikachu: ok?

*1 hour later*

Pikachu: WHY ARE DOING THIS?! WHY?!

NineTails: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Me: she's having fun...

Wolf: DARES AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Phantom chapter 24 . Apr 25

Team Chicken (Jessie, James, Meowth): Hold a speech in front of all Team Rocket members by telling them how much you love your promotion in your new uniform (chicken costumes). Then quickly escape while being bombarded with thousands of rotten fruits and eggs.
Gay: Have a paintball gun and use Ash, Misty and Pikachu for target practice
Pikachu, Ash and Brock: Swap roles! Ash and Brock fight May's and later Dawn's team themselves while Pikachu gives orders!
Cilan: Since you missed your dare from a guest you have to kiss a Muk for 10 seconds!
Ash, Brock, Drew, Gay, Iris, Paul, Izanagi and James: Race against each other! The winner gets a flamethrower (attack to the face)! The second price is a year's supply of cookies (packed into a sack and thrown onto the head of the (un)lucky winner of the price)! The third price is an ice statue (this winner gets frozen)! The last one gets 100 pecha berries (without any traps)!

Jessie: ...

James: WAHHHHH

Meowth: i am close to quitting team rocket now...

Jessie: *sigh* ok...

James: WAHHHH

Meowth: ...

Jessie: I HAVE A SPEECH! (WHY...)

Rocket Grunt 1: What?

Jessie: WE LOVE OUR NEW NAME AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT! WE DO NOT GIVE A CRAP! YOU SHOULD JOIN US!

Rocket Grunt 2: GET EM!

Jessie: QUICKLY, ESCAPE!

James: WAHHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHH

Meowth: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.

Gary: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA (Shoots them)

Pikachu: WOOOHOOOO

*They won against both May and Dawn... DERP*

Me: O_o

Cilan: ok... WAHHHH *Kisses a Muk*

Muk: MUK MUK MUK *tries to hump him*

Cilan: HOLY MOTHER OF ARCEUS HELP HELP HELP HELP *Runs away*

Izanagi: OK!

Ash: DERP

Brock: FOR JOY AND JENNY

Drew: FOR MAY

Gary: FOR LEAF

Iris: DRAGONS

Paul: ...

James: FOR MY REPUTATION!

Me: ok, START!

*They race*

Me: ok, HERE AE THE BOARDS!

1. Izanagi

2. Gay (Gary)

3. Paul

4. Brock

5. Drew

6. James

7. (Last) Iris

Me: CONGRATS IRIS! YOU GET PECHA BERRIES! NO TRAPS WHAT SO EVER!

Iris: THANK YOU!

Izanagi: AHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE! IT BURNS!

Gary: AHHHHHHHH COOKIES I'M DROWNING FOOD LEAF HELP ME EAT THEM ALL!

Leaf: no.

Gary: LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Paul: waht the... *Freezes over*

Me: YAY DARES

Fan chapter 24 . Apr 25 More Dares!

MangaCast, GameCast, Gay, and Stevan: * points to fanpit*

Ash and Misty: *scolds them about what Happend during a certain hormone dare* YOU USED PROTECTION RIGHT!? YOU BETTER HAVE!

Everyone: Read 'The Masters Challenge' series. Currently, there are 3 arcs, Intro and Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn.

Ash and Misty: Sing 'Don't you wanna stay' by Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson.

Misty: My favorite shipping is Pearlshipping, so, Misty, jump in a Pearlshipper pit.

Charizard: If Pikachu ever betrayed Ash, would you wanna make him pay? (F.Y.I. this Happend in a fic. I love.)

Paul: Sing 'Demons' by Imagine Dragons.

Ash,Drew,Paul, Brock, and Clemont: Sing 'What makes you Beautiful' by One Direction. Orochi, you may FanGIRL now.

Misty, May, Dawn, Serena: Sing 'Miss Movin' On' by Fifth Harmony.

Pikachu,Cotton and Puff, and Buneary: LET ME HUG YOU! I CAN'T HELP YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!

Mewtwo: Unlock Ash, Misty, and Brock's memories of the incident.

Misty: When did you realize you like Ash?

Gay: Read a Palletshipping fic.

Team Rocket: Act out scenes from the 'Goodfellas'.

Everyone: Watch 'Pinky and The Brain'.

Bye!

MangaCast: WAHHH

GameCast: WHY

Gary: WAHHHHH

Steven: ...

Black Sun: ...

Ash: sorry...

Misty: Sorry...

Ash: we didn't use protection...

Misty: sorry...

*everyone reads*

half of the crowd: ...

other half: I LOVE IT!

Me: ... DERP

Ash: *sings horribly*

Misty: *Sings awesomely* (shut up, i like her.)

Me: DERP

Misty: Ok? (jumps in) AHHHHHH HELP ME!

Charizard: i would rip out his flesh then eat him.

Me: Violent... O_o

Paul: *sings ok...*

Me: *sigh* PAUL YOU SUCK!

Ash, Drew, Paul, Brock, and Clemont: *sings*

Me: when you say fangirl... do you mean this? *holds a hell load of weapons and is baring her fangs*

Ash: ...

Drew: HOLY

Paul: AHHHHHHH

Brock: WHAT THE

Clemont: AHHHHHHHH

Me: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Tries to eat them*

Misty, May, Dawn, and Serena: *Sings quite good*

NineTails: YAY!

Pikachu: Ok. *huggles Fan*

Cotton: YAY! *Huggles fan*

Puff: U GET HUGGLES! *huggles Fan*

Buneary: OK! *Huggles Fan*

Mewtwo: k. *unlocks* i'll just take a look- *he got aids* AHHHHHH WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE RAINBOWS?!

Misty: when Ash did something stupid.

Me: ROFL

Gary: *reads* HOLY MOTHER OF ARCEUS HELP HELP HELP

Team Rocket: *Does the scene* (yet again, I'M SORRY! I DUNT KNOW!)

Half of everyone: ...

other half: O_o

Me: dares... YAY

Guest chapter 24 . Apr 26

Dare for all Ghost Pokémon: Haunt Orochi and NineTails!

Me: i'm ok with ghost. although NineTails on the other hand...

NineTails: EEPP! PLLZ DON'T KILL ME I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Me: ROFL

Wolf: AHHAHAHAH DARES

Guest chapter 24 . Apr 26

I'd like to order 4 dares from the menu:

1 Tug of war with Paul and Dawn vs Drew and May above a lava pit as entrée
1 Battle Royale between your Eeveelutions as first main course
1 Team Chicken flambé (burnt in alcohol) as second main course
1 Pikachu which is first dipped into a pool of chocolate and then chased by a hungry Snorlax as dessert

Paul and Dawn: OK!

Drew: FOR MAY!

May: FOR FOOD!

*May and Drew won*

Me: LOL

Wolf: LOL

Moon: ok?

Sun: ...

Aqua: ?

Cloud: ok...

Fox: Sure.

Me: ready... set... FIGHT! 1ST, MOON V.S. AQUA!

Moon: people say Umbreons or Dark types aren't that good... I'LL PROVE THEM WRONG!

Aqua: WATER

Moon: *uses Hyper Beam*

Aqua: *uses Aurora Beam*

Moon: ... I. WILL. PREVAIL! *Uses Hyper Beam full power*

Me: AQUA IS DOWN! WINNER OF THIS MATCH IS MOON!

Moon: YESSSSSSSS

Me: Next... FOX V.S. WOLF!

Fox: LET'S DO THIS!

Wolf: KIGHWDDIJKOPJBGHJK

Fox: *uses Flamethrower*

Wolf: jifdbhgjnkdofjbfj * uses Water Gun*

Me: WHEN DID YOU LEARN WATER GUN?!

Wolf: I DUNNNAAAAAAAA ADFGNSBEFJIFJKO

Fox: jeez...

*1 hour later*

Me: THE WINNER IS... WOLF!

Fox: i go down in defeat...

Me: Next... CLOUD V.S. SUN!

Cloud: I WILL DESTORY YOU!

Sun: hmph. *uses Psychic*

Cloud: ROAR *Uses Thunder*

Sun: LOL. *Uses EarthQuake*

Me: WHEN DID YOU LEARN EARTH QUAKE?!

Sun: ROFL

Me: Sun... wins...

Cloud: I GOT WASTED...

Me: ... next is Moon V.S. Wolf V.S. Sun!

Moon: ...

Wolf: HAHDSBAJDON

Sun: hmph.

Moon: *one shots Sun with Dark Pulse*

Me: my pokemon are learning moves behind my back...

NineTails: the final battle... WOLF V.S. MOON!

Moon: so this is where it ends...

Wolf: JEBHFJDKFNJKHJ Wait.. WHAT?! II'M VERUSING MOON?!

Me: YES!

Wolf: ... I'LL DO MY BEST!

Moon: *uses Flamethrower*

Wolf: WAHT?! *Faints*

Me: MOON WINSSSSSS!

Jessie: *is now drunk*

James: dfhbudhnjmkdhvgbnm

Meowth: ...

Pikachu: ok? AHHHHHHHHH!

Snorlax: SNOR SNOR SNOR (CHOCOLATE!)

Me: ... plz review! cause i wanna know why black sun always copies steven's speech patterns!

PLEASE TELL ME WHY BLACK SUN ALWAYS COPIES STEVEN'S SPEECH PATTERNS! ALSO, PLZ REVIEW!

P.S. HOLY ARCEUS, 3,000 WORDS?!