... AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
Me: HEY NINETAILS! PLAY THIS GAME! IT'S CALLED THE CROOKED MAN!
NineTails: ok?
*1 hour later*
NineTails: n-never... a-again...
Me: but the ending was still cute, right?
NineTails: ... yeah, it was.
Black Sun: HEY NINETAILS! CHECK OUT THIS GAME! IT'S CALLED AO ONI!
NineTails: ?
*2 hours later*
NineTails: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Randomly hugs Flint of the elite four*
Me: *i now look like i want to murder Flint*
Flint: WAHT THE-
Black Sun: SHIPPINGS TIMEEEEEEE
Wolf: YAY DARES
DapieisTasty chapter 25 . May 2
It is an Advanced torcher chamber so if you touch a wall you are strapped to it and torchered.
dares
warch sword art online not on youtube. jus search watch sword art online in google and click the first option.
read derparter what are your opinions it is incomplete
everyone must lean against a wall
what happened to the dementors i put in
bye *nuke randomly falls**dodges epicly*
Me: COOOOLLLL YEAH YYEHJDUDHSFSDKMJHJK
NineTails: i am disliking this Sword Art thingy...
Black Sun: ...
Steven: ...
Me: ok, really! WHY THE HELL DOES STEVEN AND BLACK SUN HAVE THE SAME SPEECH PATTERNS?!
Black Sun: lean against the wall? sure.
*everyone gets torutred*
Me: MY HEAD...
NineTails: oh? those dementors? Wolf got hungry... and murdered them all... then ate them all...
Black Sun: it was disgusting.
Wolf: *still munching on dementors* DARES
Guest chapter 25 . May 1
Team Chicken: All 3 of you should hatch a Pokémon egg each!
NineTails, Orochi, Izanagi, Izanami and all Eeveelutions: All of you say the following sentence: "I like the Rolling Stones!". Just 3 seconds later you all get squashed by giant rocks!
Jessie: I DON'T LIKE YOUR JOKE!
James: WAHHHHHHHHHH
Meowth: alrighty, i'm out. i'm going to go join a National Park team.
(sorry, i'm suddenly obsessed with National Parks... DONT CALL ME A NERD! cause i haven't even been to one yet... *sulks*)
NineTails, Izanagi, Izanami, Aqua, Moon, Cloud, Sun, Fox, Wolf, and I: I LIKE THE ROLLING STONES! *gets crushed by rolling stones*
Black Sun: YAY FOR DARES!
Guest chapter 25 . May 1
Ash: Sing the following line from the movie "the Wizard of Oz" in public: "If I only had a brain"
Izanagi: Your ballet performance was recorded is shown on all TV channels in every dimension at this exact moment!
Orochi: Look behind you! NineTails has a giant cake in her hand and is throwing it at you right now!
Team Chicken: Capture Orochi and NineTails and then sing the refrain from the song "I can't decide" from the Scissor sisters to them!
Eeveelutions: Meet Darkrai and experience your worst nightmares!
Snorlax: Eat 1000 Tamato berries!
Ash: ok? *goes to public* IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN-
Misty: *facepalms*'
Brock: WTF
Sabrina: ...
Steven: ...
Black Sun: ...
Aqua: ...
Moon: ...
Sun: ...
Cloud: ...
Izanagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Suicides* *respawns* CRAP I'M IMMORTAL SINCE I'M A GOD!
Me: XD ? AHHHHHHHH PLZ DUNT KILLZ ME NINETAILSSSSSSS
NineTails: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
Jessie: *captures Orochi and NineTails*
James: *SINGS*
Me: MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NineTails: HELP MEEEEEEEEE
Jessie: wait a sec... MAYBE WE CAN TAKE THEM TO THE BOSS AND RECLAIM OUR RIGHTFUL SPOTS AS TEAM ROCKET ADMINS!
James: good point...
Black Sun: your on your own. bye.
Me: HELP MEEEE
*Moon's Worst Nightmare*
Moon: NOOOO! I DONT WANNA EAT BRUSSEL SPORUTTSSSSS
*Aqua's worst Nightmare*
Aqua: HELP! I DON'T WANNA GET ELECTROCUTED! OWWWWWWW
*Cloud's worst nightmare*
Cloud: NO! I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Sun's worst nightmare*
Sun: I DON'T WANNA LEARNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Fox's worst nightmare*
Fox: HELP... DROWNING... *GLUP* JUFHEGVUBHBFJOVIN
*Wolf's Worst Nightmare*
Wolf: NO! ANYTHING BUT RICK ROLL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Yes, her worst nightmare is being locked in a room where all of the walls are videos of Rick Roll.*
(yes... I AM EVIL)
Snorlax: ok? *eats them* can i have more?
Black Sun: what the- you know what? 'm not even asking. DARES
shadow chapter 25 . May 1
Dare Serena kiss Ash and misty pretend to marry brock to get ash jealous
Serena: OK! *kisses Ash then pretends to Marry Brock*
Ash: ...
Misty: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Black Sun: DARES
Winxclubfan1 chapter 25 . May 1
1. Everyone: Listen to ABBA all day long.
2. Paul: Marry your mom and eat dirt!
3. You: GET ALL MEMBERS FROM ABBA ONTO THE SHOW!
4. Drew: Kiss May in front of everyone
5. Cotton and Puff: Say who you ship the most.
Now, LETS HAVE A PEARLSHIPPING VS IKARISHIPPING BATTLE!
Redfur's dare.
Ash: Kiss Misty in front of the Pokeshipping pit, Kiss May in front of the Advanceshipping pit, Kiss Dawn in front of the Pearlshipping pit (me and Winxclubfan1 will be there), Kiss Iris in front of the Negaishipping pit and kiss Serena in front of the Amourshipping pit.
half of everyone: WTF
half of everyone: ... YAY
Paul: WHAT?! NO!
Black Sun: I WILL MURDERS U IF U DO NO!
Amaterasu: translation: I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T DO IT!
Paul: EEP! OK! *Marries mom and eats dirt*
Black Sun: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: why?
Black Sun: NOW CAUSE REVIEWER SAID SO!
Me: but...
Black Sun: NOW
Me: FINE
*Brings them in*
NineTails: WAHT ARE THEY DOING HERE?! DIE! *feeds them to some Dementors she saved as pets*
Drew: OK! *kisses her*
Me: i apologize, but Norman, Ruby, and Max have beaten Drew to a pulp, and now Drew is in a hospital.
Norman: HA!
Ruby and Max: THAT'S WAHT YOU GET FOR KISSING MY SISTER!
Cotton: LOLISHOTA! and Pearlshipping.
Puff: ... Oldrival. and Pearlshipping.
Me: YAY COTTON IS A LOLISHOTASHIPPER LIKE ME!
*Pearlshipping won...*
Ikari Army: WE WILL WIN NEXT TIME!1
Pearl Army: YOU WISH!1
Ash: OK! *Kisses Misty*
Misty: *Kisses Back*
Ash: *Kisses May*
May: *blushes*
Misty: *hits Ash with a mallet*
Ash: *kisses Dawn*
Misty: *hits Ash with a mallet*
May: *hits Ash with a hammer*
Paul: *grabs Ash by the collar*
Ash: *kisses Iris*
Misty: *hits him again...*
May: *slaps Ash*
Dawn: *pinches Ash hard*
Cilan: *punches Ash*
Ash: *kisses Serena*
Serena: *kisses back*
Misty: *sends Serena to the Hospital and mallets Ash*
May: *punches Ash's leg*
Dawn: *punches Ash's Stomach*
Iris: *kicks Ash's stomach*
Me: wow...
NineTails: YAY DARES
Phantom chapter 25 . May 1
Team Chicken: I make amends for the torture (not really)! You get an all-you-can-eat buffet! You have a time limit of 15 minutes to eat as much as you want! Afterwards you get a note that the whole food was poisoned! (in reality none of it is poisoned) After further 3 hours you get another note which says that the former note was a lie!
Drew: Put on black knight armor and kidnap Misty in front of Ash!
Team Chicken: You have to be thrown into a gigantic pool of chocolate and have to defeat the "evil chocolate monster" within the pool (a.k.a. Orochi wearing jester's hats, a pink tutu, being covered in chocolate and without possessing any magic)!
Everyone else: Film this event or make photos of it!
Ash: Cosplay as Misty and get discovered by her!
NineTails: Get completely drunk and then try to steal Orochi's pyjama.
Steven: Try to steal Izanagi's bed.
Paul: Paint graffiti all over the other Animecast's houses!
Cilan: Say "I wish I had some hot dogs". Then your wish is fulfilled by getting chased by pack of Houndooms!
Team Chicken: OK! *eats* IT'S POISONED?! *3 hours later* I HATE YOU PHANTOM!
Drew: ok! *kidnaps Misty*
Ash: RAWR *kills Drew*
Team Chicken: OK! DIE EVIL CHOCOLATE MONSTER!
Me: ... THX FOR THE FOOD! *remember, i'm a 8 headed dragon... that eats humans...*
NineTails: Orochi ate them...
Everyone: *Films* THIS IS FUN!
Ash: ok! *gets discovered*
Misty: DIE U FAKE! *Kills Ash*
Me: MISTY! THAT WAS ASH!
Misty: WAHHH *Suicides*
Me: You are a crazy couple...
NineTails: *is now drunk* *steals Orochi's pyjama*
Me: GIVE IT BACK!
*next morning*
Black Sun: WHAT THE F$#K?!
*we now see NineTails... SLEEPING WITH FLINT FROM THE SINNOH ELITE FOUR?! WHAT?! O_o*
Me: DIE FLINT
Flint: AHHHHHH
Black Sun: uh oh...
Steven: ok, HOW DO YOU STEAL A GOD'S BED?!
Me: I DON'T KNOW!
Izanagi: *randomly kills Steven*
Me: i think he saw the dare...
Paul: OK! *Does graffitti* *AnimeCast kills him*
Cilan: OK! I WISH I HAD SOME HOT DOGS! *3 secs later* DON'T EAT ME!
Me: hey? what this? *i got a letter that my Skarmory Orion gave me*
NineTails: what is it?
Me: Ruby and Sapphire remake... and it's real... *Explodes but comes back to life* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NineTails: OMG HYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me: I'M SO HAPPYYYYYY *Cries Happy* IFDOHN WAHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS *Randomly Hugs Steven*
Steven: WTF
Black Sun: WTF
NineTails: WAHHHH I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Black Sun: netherless, i'm happy too.
Me: WAHHHH DARESSSS
Fan chapter 25 . May 1
Poke Truth or Dare
Reaction to Ash's cuss filled rant: 0_0
And also, no, I thought you like 1D. It's good that there's another hater. I don't particularly like them either.
MangaCast, GameCast, Gay: * points to fan pits*
Mesprit: Console Steven in a separate room for the rest of the chapter.
Orochi: Use some kind of thingamabob that will restore Ash and Misty's virginity, (Cause only Arcues knows what Misty's sisters and Delia would do.)
Ash and Legendaries: Read a fic. called 'Master of Legendaries', what are your opinions?
Ash and Misty: Read fics. called 'Family Matters' and 'Dear Darlings' I'll guarantee you'll love them.
Cotton and Puff: Watch 'Dinosaur Train', and various Disney Junior shows.
Buneary: Read a PikachuXSnivy fic. Then kill Snivy.
Ash: Which of these 3 people would most likely be your father: Giovanni, Red or Sir Aaron? (FYI the Sir Aaron part, just think that Celebi brought you to the future.)
Ash: Read a fic, That has Sir Aaron being your father. (I recommend either 'A New King Rises' or The Prince of Pokemon Awakens'.-
Mewtwo: Do you really perform experiments at the Hall of Origin?
Legendaries: What are your Daily lives in the Hall of Origins?
Ash, Misty, Drew, May: Do a girlfriend swap. (Similar to Celebrity Wife swap.)
Pokemon I select: Just like in the show 'The Amazing Race' these Pokemon must take part in a race around the Pokemon world with Izangi as host. There will be 11legs, so 10 pit stops and the finish line. During the legs, the teams must compete in tasks for them to move on in the race, whoever gets to the pit stop last in each leg is eliminated, so a team can go from first too last if they get held up long enough in a task. (You can skip to the end where the final 3 teams are running to the finish line.)
Here are the teams:
Pikachu and Buneary
Snivy and Oshawott
Scraggy and Axew
Pansage and Panpour
Staryu and Starmie
Dawn's Piplup and Kenny's Prinplup
Quilava and Bayleef
Fennekin and Dedeanne
Charizard and Charla
Ash's Bulbasaur and May's Ivysaur
Ash's Squrtile and Gary's Blastoise
Ash's Gible and Cynthia's Garchomp
Fletchling and Froakie
Drew: Sing 'Cooler than me' by Mike Posner
Heatran: Sing 'Set Fire to Rain' by Adele.
Arceus: Sing 'Yakko's World' from Animaniacs.
Arceus and Mewtwo: Sing 'All I do is win' by DJ KHALED and Ludacris
Ash, Trip, Paul: Sing 'Young, wild, and free' by Snoop Dogg, and Wiz Khalifa ft. Bruno Mars.
Misty, May, and Iris: Sing 'Survivor' Destiny's Child.
Dawn: Sing 'Tik Tok' by Kesha
Brock: Sing 'All of Me' by John Legend.
Barry and Paul: Sing 'Mmm Yeah' by Austin Mahone and Pitbull. Barry sings Mahone parts.
Ash and Brock: Sing 'This is How we Roll' by Florida Georgia Line featuring Luke Bryan. Brock can sing the Luke Bryan parts.
AnimeCast: All of you take part in an 'American Idol' style singing competition, Orochi, Izangi, and Izami are judges.
Dawn: Why do you think you have blue hair?
Dialga: Just fess up to Dawn already?! I know why her hair is blue and I bet you do too!
Manaphy: Do you still view May and Ash as your Mama and Papa even though they are not together?
Paul: Call yourself Pauly for the rest of the chapter.
Everyone else: Say 'Pauly want a cracker?' To Paul then try to feed him cracker.
Pauly: Accept all the crackers everyone gives you.
Ash: If you could create and direct your own Pokenon movie, what would it be about? AND NO IT CAN NOT BE ABOUT FINALLY ACHIEVING YOUR DREAM! It must involve a lengendary Pokemon of Kalos.
Xerneas: Are you able to bring people and Pokemon back to life? If so, can you bring back Sir Aaron and his Lucario.
Sir Aaron: Is Ash your son?
Lucario (Sir Aaron's): What do you think would have Happend if the tables were turned? Ash pushing you out is the way.
Arceus: How big is your closet? In terms of what Pokemon can fit I it comfortably.
Ash and Pikachu: Read a fic. called 'Pikachu's Revenge' by 11JJ11 and give us your opinions.
Ash,Pikachu,Cameron, and Cameron's Lucario: read and give us your opinions on 'Ash and Pikachu: Adventures in Kalos' It is a Pikashipping fic. where in fact relationships between Pokemon and humens are plentiful, not all the time, but not rare, besides Pikashipping we also have CameronXLucario as well.
See ya real soon!
Me: SWEET MOTHER OF KYOGREEEEE
Manga, Anime, and Gay (Gary): NOOOOO
Mesprit: ok? *consoles him*
Me: can you tell us what his emotions are?
Mesprit: his emotions are so vast... wait... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT EMOTION HE HAS!
Me: welp, we broke him.
Black Sun: especially since Orochi hugged him.
Me: ...
NineTails: i wish i brought a camera...
Me: ... I DON'T EVEN CARE.
NineTails: ?
Me: IM JUST HAPPY FOR RUBY SAPPHIRE REMAKEEEEE
NineTails: what would you do if i showed the pic if i had token it on the internet?
Me: I WOULDN'T CARE
NineTails: she's gone mad...
Black Sun: i think we just lost Orochi in the depths of happiness land...
Me: um... ok... but the thing is... Delia and Misty's sisters already found out...
Misty: that's why i'm grounded...
Me: *sigh* *restores they're virginity*
Ash: I LOVE IT
Legendaries: WTF
Ash and Misty: so... SO BEAUTIFULLLLLL *Is now crying*
Cotton: I HATE THEM
Puff: I LOVE THEM!
Buneary: *reads fic* DIE SNIVY! *kills Snivy*
Ash: RED! CAUSE HE IS!
Me: i can't bealive he still thinks red is his father after how many chapters now?
Ash: funny. BUT RED IS MY FATHER!
Me: (idiot...)
Mewtwo: yes.
Me: O_o
Dialga: he almost killed me...
*legendaries daily lives*
Mew: LOL
Mewtwo: LEMME TEST ON U MEW
Articuno: I AM LEADER
Zapdos: NO I AMS
Moltres: CHICKEN
Ho-oh: IM BETTER
Lugia: NO I AM
Celebi: ...
Suicune: I AMZ LEADERZ! EUSINE STOP STALKING MEZ
Raikou: MAGNET
Entei: STICK
Kyogre: I LOVE LE OCEANZZZZZZ
Groudon: VOLCANOESSS
Rayqauza: *facepalms*
Jirachi: duh...
Deoxys: ...
Latias: ASHY
Latios: LATIAS GET BACK HERE!
Regirock: I CANZ FLYZ
Regice: IT'S REGI-ICE!
Registeel: I BEALIVE I CANZ- DIEZ
Mesprit: ...
Uxie: I see all...
Azelf: ITS A MAGICALZ PONYZ FLYINGZ THROUGHZ LEZ SKYZ
Dialga: I NEED CEREAL
Palkia: I AM A GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE
Regigigas: who said i was weaker then my subjects?
Darkrai: ...
Cresselia: DARKRAI~
Giratina: I AREZ SMARTZ
Arceus: THIS IS COMPLETE CHAOS
Reshiram: TRUTH YAY
Zekrom: IDEALS ARE BETTER
Kyruem: ...
Keldeo: KYRUEM! I CHALLENGE U-
Coballion, Terrakion, and Virizion: KELDEO GET BACK HERE!
Thunderous, Tornadous, and Landerous: WE ARE NOT GAY!
Genesect: DERP
Victini: no. 0... ARE U SAYING I HAVE NO SOUL?!
Xerneas: soo... Yevetal... are you ok?
Yvetal: DEATH DEATH
Zygarde: i have the most stupid trio members ever...
Diancie: ...
Me: idiots...
Ash, Misty, Drew, May: OK!
Me: long story short, they ended up killing each other...
Izanagi: WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL POKE RACE! LET'S START!
*skip to end*
Izanagi: and the winner is... QUILAVA AND BAYLEEF!
Drew: OK! *sings* *drew Haters kill him*
Heatran: OK! *sings* ... I am horrible.
Arceus: *sings*
Izanagi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ARCEUS!
Arceus and Mewtwo: *sing*
Izanami: GET OUTTA MY ROOM ARCEUS AND MEWTWO!
Ash Trip and Paul: *sings*
Me: BOOO U STINK!
Misty May Iris: *sings*
Fans: *wolfwhistles*
Ash, Drew, and Cilan: *are getting really mad*
Dawn: *sings*
Dawn Fanboys: *wolfwhistles*
Paul: *looks like he wants to murder them*
Brock: OK! *Sings*
Brock Fangirls: *squeals*
Barry and Paul: *sings*
Anime, Game, and Manga cast: WTF
Paul and Barry fangirls: *faints*
Ash AND Brock: *sings*
Me: ... not bad...
AnimeCast: ok?
*everyone went crazy, some suicided, some murdered others... and let's just say... it was a train wreck.*
Dawn: i dyed it?
Dialga: I KNOW NOTHING
Manaphy: no.
Paul: no... wHHH\
Dawn: HI PAULY
Paul: *suicides*
Me: PAULY WANT A CRACKER?!
Paul: thx...
Ash: IT WOULD BE ABOUT ZYGARDE
Me: ...
Xerneas: NO!
Sir Aaron: sadly, no.
Lucario: chaos in GameFreak.
Arceus: ... hm, about the size of space.
Me: O_o
Ash Pikachu: O_o taht's our Opinion.
Ash, Pikachu, Cameron, and Cameron's Lucario: O_o
Me: DARES
Fan chapter 25 . May 1
Here is a dare that I think is pretty
Ash: Do you think Walmart's are taking over the world. If so, them go find an unsuspecting Walmart and blow it up with Registeel with you, helping you.
Ash: YES! REGISTEEL! LET US BLOW UP WALMART!
Registeel: ARCEUS YES
*They blow up a Walmart*
Aqua: DERP DAREES
Guest chapter 25 . May 3
Pikachu: Use Quick Attack against a 10m thick steel wall for 1000 times!
Paul, Gary and Iris: Withstand Snorlax's Body Slam!
Jessie, James and Meowth: Battle Royale against each other! Winner gets 10000 cookies! The losers have to hear an annoying song (you can choose any) for 2 days in a row!
Ash: Go to the North Pole (or any other place that has at least minus 20 degrees Celsius), strip everything except your underwear and stay outside for 96 hours!
Pikachu: OK! *Does it* finally... did it... *faints*
Paul, Gary, and Iris: OK!
Me: who survived? IRIS DID!
Jessie, James, and Meowth: OK! *Meowth wins*
Jessie and James: *listens to Justin Bieber*
Me: poor, poor them...
Ash: OK! *afther 24 hours* *dies*
Fox: DARES
Guest chapter 25 . May 3
I want you to cement Izanagi's feet and then 10 seconds later force him to flee from Izanami!
I also want Ash and Gay to disguise in public like Mr Spock and Capt. Kirk!
I further want that whenever someone says an "explosive" word (like bomb, dynamite, explosion etc.) an explosion is heard in the background.
I also want Ash and Brock to replay the Star Wars scene in which Darth Vader tells Luke that he is his father!
Me: OK!
Izanagi: MY FACE
Izanami: IZANAGI~
Izanagi: HELP
Me: YES
Ash: YAY
Gary: HELP
Steven: NO DYNAMITE
*Dynamite explodes*
Cynthia: *facepalms*
Ash: ?
Brock: i am ur father...
Ash: NO! RED IS!
Me: UM...
Chaos. is all i can say. PLZ REVIEW!