You know what? after the announcement of Omega Ruby, and Alpha Sapphire, I think I'm happy enough to stop hating Steven. and Wallace, and all of those other characters in Ruby and Sapphire that make me rage.
also, remember that fanfiction family matters? i was taken by surprise when i saw the name Michelle as one of Misty's kids, since... MY real life name is Michelle! O_o
Me: ... you know what Steven and Wallace? i don't hate you anymore.
Steven: wow. i've gotten so used to you hating me that you saying that is almost sounding like a prank.
NineTails: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL OROCHI?!
Me: SHUT UP NINETAILS
Black Sun: dares... my goodness... Orochi... changed...
Me: BUT I'M STILL A LOLISHOTASHIPPER
Cynthia and Steven: DANGIT
DapieisTasty chapter 26 . 2h ago
*is poking a dead body who looks awfully familiar...*
Hiya!
Here are some dares
Read departer by swallowthesun
Arceus, let me use your closet as a bedroom.
Dialga speed up time to the supernova
Shove the fanpits on the torture walls
Everyone *points at torture wall were fans are being tortured*
How old is everyone
Have awar using weapons against each other. Teams are divided by continents
Orochi gets a infinite supply of hormones. DO NOT USE ON POKEMON DURING MATING SEASON OTHERWISE THEY WILL RAPE ALL POKEMON IN SIGHT. It will make humans extremely horny. Chow
Me: a dead body who looks awfully familiar...? IT'S IZANAGI!
Izanami: *starts trying to find Izanagi*
Me: OK? ... ... ... it's... um... uh... good. it's not bad.
Arceus: NO!
Wolf: YES!
Arceus: MEEP! OK! OK!
Dialga: K... *Speeds up*
Wolf: TURN IT BACK! TURN IT BACK!
Dialga: BUT-
Wolf: NOW!
Dialga: EEP! FINE!
Me: GLADLY! *shoves Fanpits onto Torture walls*
Fans: AHHHHHHHH!
Me: I AM 11 YEARS OLD!
Wolf: ... she's not joking.
Me: i know. i have a screwed up mind.
Wolf: so we got... KANTO, JOHTO, HOENN, SINNOH, UNOVA, AND KALOS!
*Long story short, Hoenn and Unova teamed up and destroyed everyone.*
Me: wow... AWW! fine! these are the humans i gave hormones to!
Males
Wallace
Alder...
Brock...
uh... Ash?
Max... ?
Norman...
... Cilan, Chilli, and Cress...
Females
Cynthia...
Misty
Winona?
Iris? HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Clair...
Whitney?
Me: Oh... No...
Cynthia: STEVEN~
Steven: OH CRAP!
Wallace: *looks at Winona*
Winona: *looks at Wallace* *Thoughts: I WANT TO PUNCH HIM SO BAD!*
Misty and Ash: I WUV U!
Me: ... moving on...
Kecleon352 chapter 26 . May 9
Yes. Pure chaos.
Dares:
Ninetales and Izanagi gets handcuffed together. Let them figure it out.
I want to hug Fox. Flareon is an awesome Pokemon.
Oh, and I'm giving you some paintball refills. Everyone who I gave paintball guns, go crazy again.
NineTails: uh...
Izanagi: well... this is... awkward...
NineTails: wanna get a sandwich?
Izanagi: sure. why the hell not?
*goes off to get a sandwich*
Me: ...
Fox: *hugs Kecleon*
*Everyone goes crazy with Paintguns*
Me: MAKE IT STOP... *DELETES ALL PAINT GUNS*
Everyone who used to have paint guns: AAAWWWW!
Me: dares...
winxclubfan1 chapter 26 . May 9
Everyone: Sing Waterloo By ABBA
You: Get ABBA Onto the show
Pikachu: DANCE GANGNAM STYLE
Wolf, Cotton and Puff: Hug me! You three are adorable.
*Everyone sings, half are horrible, half not so bad*
Me: I KEEP TRYING TO, BUT NINETAILS KEEPS KILLING THEM!
Pikachu: GANGMAN STYLE!
Wolf, Cotton, and Puff: *hugs Wind*
Guest chapter 26 . May 8
Haha! I love this! Anyways:
Everyone except Red (manga), Yellow and Steven: -points to the pits-
Red and Yellow: 7 min in heaven (yes, I am a specialshipper XD)
Steven: -gives him chainsaw- get revenge on the hosts!
Everyone: watch my little pony (I hate that show!)
Misty: listen to a one direction album (I hate 1d too)
Brock: tell nurse joy and officer jenny that you think they are the ugliest people in the world
Have fun! Heheh...
Everyone but manga Red, Yellow, and Steven: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Red And Yellow: YESSSS! *7 mins in heaven*
Steven: ? YES! UGH YES! *Goes crazy*
Me: ... we broke him.
Half of Everyone: MY EYES AND EARS
other half: LOVE IT!
Misty: ... i dont know what to say.
Brock: NO! *Sniff* OFFICER JENNY! NURSE JOY!
Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy: yes?
Brock: UR THE UGLIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Officer jenny: o_o
Joy: DIE BROCK!
Brock: AHHHHHHHH
Phantom chapter 26 . May 9
Nice new chapter! Here are some more dares:
Team Chicken: You get 10 tons of chocolate! No traps! The chocolate is top quality! It is even delivered by an airplane! (the crew is ordered to throw the chocolate which is packed in 1000 small crates onto your head while flying in the air)
Orochi: Ask the following persons the question "Can you feel the electricity in the air?": Izanagi, Izanami, NineTails, Ash, Gary, Misty and Steven. After a few seconds you all are attacked by all electric pokemon in the world with the strongest electric attack they have in store!
Everyone: Question: "Do you like Heavy Metal?" For everyone who said yes it means the following:
Registeel, Steelix, Dialga, Aggron, Metagross, Bronzong: ATTACK! (all are Steel pokemon)
Orochi: You have to eat a gigantic statue of Izanagi! It consists of ice cream! Its flavour is red pepper! Afterwards you can say: "I have stomached my worst fear!"
Team Chicken: YESSSS! *Eats*
Me: CAN YOU FEEK THE ELECTRICTY IN THE AIR?!
*Gets shocked*
Me: COOL! I have ground head and thunder head with me, so electricty can't do crap!
All rock bands and Sidney: YES! *Gets attacked* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: YUMMY! 8EATS* I HAVE STOMACHED MY WORST FEAR
The chaos is getting more funny!
Team Chicken: read the Buried Alive creepypasta
Paul: you have to fight my pet Tyrannosaurus Rex without using any pokemon
Misty: inflate Latias like a balloon
all legendaries: beat the crap out of Trip, Paul, and Team Chicken
Buneary: use ice beam on Clemont
Team Chicken: *reads it* *Shivers* Never... Again...
Paul: WHAT? FINE! *Gets killed*
Misty: HAHAHAHAHA *Infaltes Latias*
All Legends: *kills Paul, Trip, and Team CHICKENS*
Buneary: BNEAYRHYGFRHJUHBN! *ice beams Clemonty*
Guest chapter 26 . May 9
Jessie, James and Meowth (aka Team Chicken): I dare you three to steal Misty's clothes!
Izanagi and Gay (Gary): I dare you two have a date with each other!
Team Chicken: Here is a rocket launcher! Use it to have revenge against Orochi!
Team ChiKEN: *Tries too* *Dies*
Misty: PERVERTS!
Izanagi: so... how was your day?
Gary: HELP... ME... NU...
Team CHIkeNs: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH *USES*
Me: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Phantom chapter 26 . May 9
Orochi: Have a duel against Izanagi of your own choice (e.g. pistol duel, sword duel, card duel, poker duel etc.)
Izanami: Have a date with the winner!
Team Chicken (Jessie, James and Meowth): Go skydiving! Just remember the saying "the higher they go the higher they fall!" (especially with defect parachutes)
Ash, Brock, Drew, Orochi, Izanagi and Gay: Drink as much castor oil as you can! The one who drink the least has to cosplay as a nurse and nurse all 3 Team Chicken members in hospital!
NineTails: Sneak into a live show and tell all others Orochi's most terrible secret!
Orochi: I have a present for you! You get a tombstone! Guess why! (Reason: Izanagi is right behind you and wants to kill you)
Orochi: Choose a random character (Steven), lock him up and stuff him with a million berries one by one yourself!
Me: OK! AT LEAST I'M A BETTER PERSONA THEN YOU!
Izanagi: OH, YOU SHUT UP!
Me: *goes up against* *dies* you.. win...
Izanagi: you gave me a fight... damn Moon Arcana...
Izanami: YAY I CAN DATE MY OWN HUSBAND!
Izanagi: ... NUUUUUUUUUUU-
Me: this won't end well.
Taem CHICen: WEEEEEEEE *Survives*
*Ash, Brock, Drew, Izanagi, Gay (Gary), and I do it*
1. Ash
2. Me
3. Izanagi
4. Brock
5. Drew
6. Gay (Gary)
Gary: GOSH DANG! *Teats Les Tam ChiAKaN*
NineTails: K!
Me: NUUUUUUUU
NineTails: OROCHI IS AFRAID OF ORPHEUS SINCE HOW CRAZY HE GOES WHEN SOMEONE STEALS HIS LYRE!
Me: NNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ? a tombstone...? *turns aroundX*AHHHHHH!
Izanagi: DIE OROCHI!
Me: NNNNNNNNUUU! WAAAAAAA! OKZ! I;LL MAKES IT EASIER!
*after Steven's torture*
Me: ... we killed him... *revives* oh well. not that i care.
Steven: i hate you... so much...
Me: me too.
Fan chapter 26 . May 9
More dares!
MangaCast, GameCast, Gay: *points to fan pits*
Mesprit and Stevan: *points to consoling room.
The following people and Pokemon must watch the movie or film series, or television show I select, then, they must quote it as often as possible. (BTW: You can go on wikiquote to get quotes for this.)
Pikachu: Die Hard 'film series' (one quote has to be when Pikachu thunderbolts someone and he/she/it faints, then he must say 'Yipie-kiya motherf****er.'
Ash: Kung Fu Panda (Movies and Legends of Awesomeness.)
Dawn: Legally Blonde series.
Clemont and Mewtwo: Mythbusters
Paul: Ice Age series
Drew: Iron Man series
Legendaries: Animaniacs
Misty, May, Serena, and Brock: Despicable Me 1 and 2.
Scott (battle frontier): Moneyball
Everyone: Remember the Titans
Trip and Georgia: Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D.
Genesect: Transformers trilogy.
Ash,Gary, Professor Oak, and Legendaries: Read a fic. called 'Legendary of Betrayal'.
Ash: Sing 'I want crazy' by Hunter Hayes.
Paul: Sing 'Happy' by Pharrel.
Meowth: Run around Nimbasa city and scream 'nyan' repeatedly at the top of your lungs.
All the single people: Who is your celebrity crush?
Drew: Sing 'Play it Again' by Luke Bryan.
Ash and Misty: Sing 'Love is an Open door' from Frozen.
Cotten: Go on ABC
Puff: Watch 'The Wiggles'.
Orochi: Have A Rayshipping vs. (Whatever StevanXCynthia is.) argument with moi. (FYI I'm a guy.) In front of Ash,Stevan and Cynthia.
Mew: Do you like Mewtwo?
Rayquaza: Do you like Latias?
Latios: Don't murder him.
Giovanni: Is Team Rocket really an Undercover organization that takes down other criminal teams?
Dialga and Palkia: Read AruaPearl44's guide for you two. Then give us your opinion about what it states about Dawn.
Ash: Did you know in one fic. where you transformed into a Pokemon, you were named Laties? (Lat-ti-ace).
Everyone: Take a mentality test. Name the people that didn't pass.
Ash and Tobias: Battle again. However, Ash must have at least one Magikarp on his team.
Tobias: How did you get your Darkrai and Latios?
Ash: What did it feel like when you were dead? (Like in the first Mewtwo movie.)
Mewtwo(original): Who would you rather mate with: Mew or the Unova Mewtwo?
Charizard: Did 'Pokematchmaker' and 'Romantic advice from Charizard' bring out you true personality? In other words, are you actually like the way the author portrayed you as?
Mewtwo (original) and Clemont: Work on an Experiment/Invention together.
Arceus: Can your closet lead to Narnia or Oz?
If Arceus does not know what I am talking about then Everyone must watch all the Narnia movies, Tge Wizard of Oz and Oz: The Great and Powerful.
Pikachu: How do you view Ash an Misty's relationship?
Ash and Iris: Read a fic. called Negaishipping A-Z.
Cilan and Misty: I unleash you onto Ash and Iris.
Keep it up!
Game cast Manga cast Gary: NUUUUUUUUU *Dies*
Steven: *Sigh* i hate my life...
Mesprit: this is going to take ALOT of therapy...
Pikachu: *tundabunts Ash*
Ash: YIPIE DEE KIYA MUTHAF**KERS! also... There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Dawn: Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
Clemont: We are 8.5 miles from where we bought the car.
Mewtwo: It's 100 degrees, we're three hours from the shop, and—thanks to a blocked fuel filter—our rocket car is doing exactly…zero miles per hour. Thank goodness Adam's got the gold breakdown package.
Paul: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Me: Get off my face.
Drew: [yelling] TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Legendaries: *screams random Animatics quotes* (sorry. i can't watch everything. then i wouldn't be able to update often, then would I?)
Brock: That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.
Scott: Would you rather get one shot in the head or five in the chest and bleed to death?
Everyone: Hey fellas! Look at that fruitcake!
Trip: Where's your side arm?
Georgia: If I need a gun, I'll take one.
Trip: Right, I forgot I was working with "The Cavalry."
Georgia: Don't ever call me that.
[Later, caught in a standoff with Peruvian soldiers]
Trip: You should've taken more guns.
Genesect: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ash, Gay, Legendaries, Oak: ... O_o
Ash: *Sings BAD*
Paul: HFIEDJ *He's tone deaf beyond belief*
Meowth: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Random Citzen: WHAAT?!
Every boy: no one.
Every Girl: Laura Shigihara.
Drew: *sings not bad...*
Ash and Misty: *singing alright...*
Cotton: ABC? what's that?
Puff: WAHHHHH! IM SCARED!
Me: my argument? One. Steven X Cynthia i just think fits. OK? 2nd. IM A POKESHIPPER. I don't see the point in Rayshipping...
Mewtwo: maybe...
Rayqauza: uh... maybe... *blushes*
Latios: ...
Me: Latios is about to play Protective brother, isn't he?
Latios: ... i'll try not too.
Giovanni: no. i just wanted to find Silver.
Silver: O_o
Dialga and Palkia: ... our opinion? ... weird.
Ash: really? weird name.
the people who didn't pass...
Orochi (Myself)
Izanagi
Steven
Sidney
Registeel
Meloetta
Mew
Mewtwo
Giratina
Mesprit
and that's it...
Ash: OK! *Beats Tobias with just Magikarp*
Tobias: WHAT THE HELL?! oh? i found them wandering about.
Minato: hello.
Me: wa- what... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Minato: are you really asking that? i can go where i want.
Me: don't tell me Orpheus is here-
Minato: he IS my Persona...
Me: ... CRAP.
Ash: I FELT GOOD!
Me: ... ?
Ash: THERE WAS CANDY!
Me: whatever you say...
Mewtwo: Unova Mewtwo.
Charizard: yes. i was.
Clemont and Mewtwo: ehehe... AHAHAHAHHAHA!
Arceus: it can.
Pikachu: as a old married couple.
Ash and Iris: ... O_o
Misty and Cilan: DIEEEE!
Ash and Iris: AHHH!
please... review?
also, request.
PLEASE DO NOT OVERFLOW ME WITH REVIEWS.
Why?
BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE DEVIANTART TO WORRY ABOUT, OK?
thank you.
if you do slow done, i might be able to upload quicker.
Thanks!