1. I'M SORRY STOP! but this is the only type of fanfiction i know how too write... ;_; i'm a horrible writer... *cries*
or, should i say...
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TOO WRITE.
Fan chapter 27 . May 29
MORE DARES!
1st off: I will have you know that Rayshipping is AWESOME! Just read one.
Anyway:
Everyone: Try to complete the qualifying course from 'AmericanNinja Warrior'.
MangaCast, GameCast, Gay: *points to pits*
Zekrom: Why'd you strike Pikachu with lightning?
Ash: What do you think of Hatshipping? (AshXAipom)
Ash, Mew, Legendaries: Read 'The Dark Blue Mew'. And tell us your opinion.
Ash: How many curse words have you heard? (Not from the show.) Did any come from your own mouth?
Misty: Read 1 of each of these types of fics: Advanceshipping, Pearlshipping, Negaishipping, Amourshipping, Altoshipping, and Abilityshipping
May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Latias and Anabel: Read a Pokeshipping fic. together.
Everyone mentioned in previous 2 dares: Fight eachother (for Ash) Misty vs. the rest.
Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde: Orochi must come up with her own dare for you.
Everyone: Read a fic. Called 'Looney to the Max'. It's not a Pokemon fic. but it is SO FUNNY!
Everyone: Quote the movie or TV character I assign you. (Again, wikiquote.)
Meowth: Gary The Snail from Spongebob.
Gay: Dexter from Dexter's laboratory
James: Irving from Phineas and Ferb
Jessie: Babs Bunny from Tiny Toons
Paul: Agent Coulson from Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D.
Trip: Grant Ward from Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D.
Mewtwo: Jamie Hyenamen from MythBusters
Clemont: Adam Savage from MythBusters
Ash: Yakko from Animaniacs
Misty: Slappy Squirrel from Animaniaxs
May: Tris from Divergent
Drew: Four/Tobias from Divergent
Pikachu, Buneary, Cotten, and Puff: Cosmo, Wanda, and both kids can do Poof, from The Fairly Odd Parents.
Ash: Dudley Puppy, from T.U.F. f. puppy.
Brock: Spongebob Squarepants, from the TV show titled the same name.
Max: Squidward, from Spongebob.
Misty: sing both 'Tennis Court' and 'Team' by Lorde.
Dawn: Sing 'Royals' by Lorde
Meowth: Do cat Pokemon have 9 Lives?
Team Chicken: Eat Chicken Fingers.
Ash, May: Have a hot dog eating contest.
Ash: Read the names of ALL ships that involve you.
Meowth and Pikachu: Reenact a 'Tom and Jerry' cartoon. Fletchling can help Pikachu.
Everyone: Watch all Star Trek films. Then, give us you opinions and favorite character and quote.
Paul, Gay, Brock, and Barry: Reenact 'Penguins of Madagascar' scenes with: Paul Skipper, Gay Kowalski, Brock Private, Barry Rico.
All Girls: Sing 'Girls just wanna have fun'.
All Boys: Sing 'Good Girls go bad' by Cobra Starship.
Ash's Charizard: Battle Lance's Charizard.
Keep it up.
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF SUSANOOOOO
Izanami: ?
Me: *sigh* i hate long reviews...
NineTails: what she means too say is... she appreciates long reviews, but not long reviews that are like... 150 words or something.
Everyone: ...?
(... what? what is THAT?)
Manga Cast Game Cast Gary: WHY!
Zekrom: cause that day i felt like trollin some random Pokemon. Pikachu just happened too be near by. so yes, ASH IS IN NO WAY SPECIAL.
Ash: ... i dunna. it's funny?
Me: Ash, you are disgusting.
Ash, Mew, and Legendaries: *after reading* ...
Ash: uh...
Mew: i hate it.
Legendaries: ...
Ash: they all came from my mouth.
Misty: *reads 1* i hate em all. *burns computer*
Dawn: ...
Iris: better then Rayshipping...
Serena: um...
Anabel: OK, i do have too admit... this is actually pretty good...
Latias: I DONT LIKE IT.
Misty: yes! saving the best for last! also, sure!
*MISTY WON?!*
Latias: ... never... mess.. with... Poke... shipping...
Me: hm... I KNOW! Xerneas, you and Yvetal do the uh... "BIRDS AND THE BEES" While Zygarde is watching! after that...Zygarde, punish them anyway you like!
*after a session of um the birds and the bees later*
Zygarde: YOU WILL RECEIVE THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT YVETAL!
Yvetal: WHY ME?!
*Sorry... i can't read it. since i'm so busy with the fan fic... *sigh**
*after a LONG TIME of the character saying quotes from movies, yes i am too lazy too look it up, and have never seen ANY of these movies or something*
Misty: my throat... dry... can't sing... no more...
Wolf Flame: we resign from our job cause... reasons. anyway, for now on, we shalt help out round here. *gives Misty water*
Misty: thanks...
Kitty: is it right to torture them? i mean-
Me: shut up Kitty.
(as you can see, Kitty likes peace and stuff. she doesn't like this torture stuff...)
Iceleaf: by being here, can i kidnap people?
Ninentails: you need to do something about the whole kidnap habit, Iceleaf...
Misty: *sings* *actually fails this time*
Ash: something wrong?
Misty: i suddenly hate singing...
Dawn: i will try... *tries* *sort of fails but is good at the same time*
Meowth: course.
Jessie: *sigh*
James: they taste good!
May: i won't even try... cause i know Ash will win...
Ash: *6 hours later* ...wow.
Steven: ...
Black Sun: ...
Meowth and Pikachu: *after how many episodes later* help... legs hurt...
Everyone: ok?
*later*
Half of em: WUV IT!
half of em: this is the most stupidest thing ever.
Paul Gary Brock and Barry: *how many episodes later, i do not know.* owwww...
All girls: *sing pretty good i guess*
all boys: *you what happened* *also, Steven just gave up at this point.*
Shulk: hi!
Wolf Flame: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Shulk: erm... well i found this portal-
Wolf Flame: GET OUT! *Pushes Shulk back into the portal*
Shulk: wah- AHHHHHHHH!
*Lance's Charizard and Ash's Charizard tied. they wound up in the hospital...*
Wolf Flame: time for more dares!
TheShinyEevee chapter 28 . May 30
Myra: Meet Lui the Riolu, he wants to be tortured.
Lui:Lu, Lu RIOLU! (Wait!? NO I DON'T)
Myra: Don't listen to him, he wants to be tortured, also, I have a challenge for Gary and Steven...
Play a new 7 minutes in heaven where you're the only 2 playing, and instead of kissing, you must have sex with each other, for a new version called "20 minutes in hell"
Lui:Lu Lu ri riolu Lu riolu lu (I still don't wanna be tortured)
Myra: Then maybe you should've obeyed me during that battle with the Pokemon champion in Kalos.
Lui: Lu ri Lu (Oh come on)
Steven: yea... NOPE. *shoots himself*
Wolf Flame: Orochi, i know you hate him, but driving him to suicide? that's going kinda far...
Fox: hi, Lui! welcome to the group!
Lui: rio, lu, Riolu? (will i get tortured?)
Fox: only if someone wants to torture you!
Lui: rio lu... (that doesn't reassure me...)
xXCollie-Foxie-FireXx chapter 28 . May 30
I'm glad I found this, this is hilarious! :3
Gary, I feel sorry for you not being liked much, here, have some cookies, a metal bat in case anyone tries to steal them, and a hug from me! :3
Aaaaand meet Millenium the braixen! She saw how much "FUN" you guys are having and wanted in! Hope you don't mind. :P
Millenium: brai, brai xen aixen brai (Yes, cause this looks "FUN")
Ah ya big sissy :P anyway, MILLENIUM! Truth and dares please.
Millennium: Braiax (whatever) *hands sheet of paper*
Ok, *ahem* let's see here... I'll start with the truths...
Paul - Be honest, IS SILVER YOUR LONG-LOST BROTHER? :D
Ummm... NOW DARES!
Millennium: Brai Brai axen (Have fun with em')
Red - Go meet a creepypasta called glitchy red. Have fun and don't tell him he's a joke :P
Ash - Say you hate the pairing with you and dawn. (sorry all you AshxDawn shippers) Be careful though, the shippers are vicious o3o
Misty - whack a legendary pokemon of your choice with your mallet. Don't die :)
Ninetails: Eat a wailord. Good luck.
Red (Game) - SAY ONE WORD. AND NO LIP SPEACH. ACTUAL TALKING. (The game red, when encountered at in GSC HGSS, says nothing.)
Everyone (Except Gary :3) - dress up as Justin beiber and sing baby. Gary, you get a gameboy with blue version for listening to them :3
That's all! Hope it's not to much!
Millennium: Brai Brai... Aixen brai aixen en en... Briax. (Thank you...Keep up the good work... Bye)
Me: yay! *eats cookies* YAY HUGS!
Paul: u-uh... No...
Ninetails: I'm watching you... *glares at Paul*
Red: ok... hi?
Glitchy Red: ...
Red: ...
Ash: I HATE PEARLSHIPPING-
Wolf: say that one more time. i dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU. *Holding her chainsaw, sunshine*
Ash: *gulp*
Misty: *whacks Latias HARD*
*we are sorry, but Latias is in the hospital for the moment.*
Ninetails: I HATE U SO MUCH- *dies trying*
Game!Red: ...hi?
Me: HOLY CRAP HE TALKED
Everyone but Steven and Gary: I HATE U
Steven: *still dead*
Gary: *happily playing Pokemon blue while listening to his champion theme*
Me: YAY MOAR DARES
DapieisTasty chapter 28 . May 30
*sucking blood out of a heart**sitting on another familiar looking corpse with its heart ripped out*
Oorochi, those hormones were unlimited…
Everyone must have a war with real weapons of their choise and its evrry living thing for themselves, it there are truces, I will personal torture you.
Everyon must give me a portion of their blood
Dialga turn the world back to the stone age
chowie
(a/e sorry if this is a repeated dare... X_X)
Ninetails: uh... Izanami?
Me: oh. *gets shot*
Everyone: ok?
*they all die*
Me: well... here's all of our blood... *gives Dapieis 100 Gallons of blood*
Dialga: OK...? *turns it to stone age*
winxclubfan1 chapter 28 . May 30
Everyone: Dance on lava
Also everyone: MEET ICY THE GLACEON! *Pushes Icy into room*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH *Burns*
Icy: hi!
Wolf: hi?
My Imagination12 chapter 28 . May 30
looks like talulia enjoyed herself :D
ash, meet Kirby. he too has a bottomless stomache
Misty, swim with Suicune
Red, high five meh, ur cool. me understand now why u is brawler SSBB
Brock, stare at a microwave for 10 minutes
author, u get mad easily dont u? well use one of u eeveelutions to kill the person that annoys u da most
SQUEEEEEEEEEE ILOVEEEVEELUTIONSTOOOOOOOO :DDDD
bye :3
Talulia: i am!
Ash: hi!
Kirby: Poyo!
Misty: wehhhheee!
Suicune: yay!
Red: *high five* *puts on sunglasses* *turns to his haters* DEAL. WITH. IT!
Brock: *stares* *eyes burn*
Me: HECK YA *Has Fox kill Steven*
Steven: ... *sigh* why do i even try at this point?
Phantom chapter 28 . May 31
I have for you 10 presents which you probably won't like but you have to use them or endure its consequences:
Ninetails: You get a one-way ticket to the moon in a rocket! (journey begins now!)
Izanagi: You get a note that Izanami is at the front door and wants to have a date with you!
Team Chicken: You get a giant robot as a help to steal pokemon! (no manual included and the only working button is the self-destruct program)
Gary: You get a flamethrower! (attack into your face)
Orochi: You get a package filled with colour spilling all over you when opened! (since you've mentioned once that you're allergic to that...)
Ash: You get Misty's panties! (guess what happens if she finds them...)
Steven: You get sick with a huge cold!
Brock: You get a silly haircut!
Eeveelutions: You get a free journey into the fan pit!
Misty: You get a huge shipment of 1000 bug pokemon (no return allowed)!
Awesome show! Hope you (don't) like your presents!
Ninetails: yay! *goes on rocket*
Izanagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Team Chicken: WE HATE YOU
Gary: AHHHHHHHH
Me: A-AH CHOOOOOOOOO *Goes to hospital*
Ash: *sniffs* they smell... odd.
Misty: ASHHHHH
Ash: CRAPPP
Steven: i hate you.
Brock: AHHHHHHH
Eeveelutions: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Misty: AHHHHHHHHH
Kecleon352 chapter 28 . Jun 2
Here in this crate is a package for you. Sparky the Luxray, all wrapped up for you (i.e. Bounded and gagged.)
Anyways, dares.
Ninetales: Kill Orochi for killing you so many times.
Tulelia: Battle Omega. Let's see how it goes.
Ash, Brock and Tracey: Dress up in Zangoose costumes and jump into a Seviper pit.
Dawn, May and Serena: Play a version of Monopoly that has no money. First one to kill yourself, loses.
Charizard: Facepalm yourself to unconsciousness.
Fox, Cloud and Aqua: Act like little kits in front of everyone.
Orochi: Watch the entire season of Deadman Wonderland. Get influenced.
Sparky: MPPPHHHH MPPPPHHHHH
Ninetails: DIEEE *Kills Orochi*
Me: ...
Fox: *revives* we'll need you for later.
Me: gee, thanks.
Tulelia: OK!
*Tulelia gets beat up*
Tulelia: stupid type advantage...
Omega: all i did was a powerful Steel type attack...
Ash Brock and Tracey: k! *jumps in with costumes* OK! AHHHHHHHH
Dawn May and Serena: ?
*Serena dies*
Dawn: oh no...
May: well... um...
Charizard: *facepalms so hard, he's in a coma*
Fox, Cloud, and Aqua: *acts liek kits* i hate u...
Me: *Watches* this show... is messed up. AND I LOVE IT
Guest chapter 28 . Jun 4
I got a crazy idea:
Arceus: Create a meteor shower and unleash it onto Izanagi and Orochi! (with the background music "Skyfall" from Adele)
Arceus: AHHHAHHAAA
Izanagi and I: AHHHHHHHH
Phantom chapter 28 . Jun 5
More dares! Both exciting and entertaining (rather entertaining for me - exciting for the participants)!
Gay: Go to Izanagi's house and when he is in front of you sing "Hit me baby one more time" from Britney Spears!
Izanagi: Listen to the song and when he reaches the part "hit me baby one more time" hit him on the head as hard as you can!
Everyone else: Film this scene!
Ash: Try to catch Orochi with a pokeball!
Jessie and James: Put on Eevee costumes and run away on all fours while Ash tries to catch you with pokeballs!
Izanami: Give Izanagi the tickle torture!
Misty: A master of water pokemon should be able to drink a litre of salt water, shouldn't she?
Brock: Congratulations! You win a private meeting with the "Rolling Stones"! Here they are! A dozen Geodudes and Gravelers who are about to flatten you like a pancake by using Rollout!
Gary: OK! *Sings*
Izanagi: *listens to Gary asking him to hit him* *hits him*
Gary: *dies*
Me: got it!
Ash: ok! *throws Pokeball*
Me: wah-
*Orochi gets caught*
Wolf Flame: HOLY CRAP IT ACTUALLY WORKED
All Professors: can we study Orochi?
Me: NOOOOOOO!
Jessie and James: AHHHHHHHH
Izanami: *does tickle torture*
Izanagi: BWAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAH MAKE IT AHAHAHAHHAHA STOPP SAAHH!
Misty: OK! *Drinks* taste goood!
Brock: wah- AHHHH
Guest chapter 28 . Jun 17
hi i want to do legendary only dares minus 1 non legendary dare paul... HAVE A COOKIE AND KISS DAWN NOW TIME FOR LEGENDARY DARES eat kiss latias arceus kiss giratina darkria kiss cressila and groudon iss kyogre thank u ps u shall do it or else i se MY GAME POKEMON ON U ALSO EVERY1 LEGENDS INCLUDED BREAK FOURTH WALL FOREVER
Paul: HECK YA!
*Paul kisses Dawn*
Dawn: o_O *blushes*
*Legendaries 7 mins in heaven*
Me: that was DISGUSTING...
Okami Ammy and Chibi chapter 28 . Jun 25
Hello (cuts down Spider Queen AKA Prostitute Spider) Yellow,Red closet Orochi and Nintails give everyone weapons and feel the pain they've felt through the series Gamecast Animecast Gay and Steven Pits Snorlax think of Pikachu as a delicious strawberry cake and orochi has to help Izanami get Izanagi while Orpheus is hunting you down also orochi would you want a dragon type eevee named Drake on the show have fun everyone MAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: wah- AMMY?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Yellow and Red: HECK YA *7 mins in heaven*
Ninetails and I: AHHHH OWWWW IT HURTS MAKE IT STOPPPPPP AHHHH
Gary and Steven: ...
Steven: *shoots himself AGAIN*
Snorlax: FOOOD
Pikachu: AHHHHh!
Me: what?! dang it...
Izanami: thanks for the help! ^^
Me: let's just get this over with...
Orpheus: HI!
Me: DAMNIT dragon type eevee? uh... sure.
Drake: HI!
Winxclubfan1 chapter 28 . Jun 27
DARES!
LOLISHOTASHIPPER fans: Watch the people from that shipping do you know what!
Me: HELLL YA
Cynthia: ...
Steven: i hate you guys...
* you can... erm... imagine it... now... people who didn't like it... here's some brain bleach... *
Me: that was disgusting... imma go play a certain Xeno game... cause it's my favorite...
THAT TOOK FOREVER
GEEZ
oh well.
Can you guess my favorite game?
maybe...
hint.
it's on the Wii.
there ya go.
please review!